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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69253
 30.08.2012
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Mobile phone: Nokia 3310
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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69252
 30.08.2012

What would you say if I offered you anal sex?
A slightly surprised look, then sad eyes, a romantic smile:
“Dear, only if you promise to be gentle with me, this is still my first time.

(I lay under the bed and roasted)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №69251
 30.08.2012
XX: Why is the image so blurred?
yyy: Guy, this is a divider))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69250
 29.08.2012
I will probably go to sleep, young Padovan - lack of sleep leads to rage - rage to the dark side of the force... the Jedi cannot allow this...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69249
 29.08.2012
Customer: I don’t know what I want, let’s try different options with your designer!
Manager: Working with a designer costs 1500 rubles per hour.
Customer: You have broken up! Prostitutes are cheaper.
Manager: Here are different options with prostitutes and try it!

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69248
 29.08.2012
Brothers of Belarus and Ukrainians! Don’t you like your jumping there dollars, prices and so on? Come to us in Moscow and remove the residence of gastarbayters.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69247
 29.08.2012
Wife to husband:
When you want sex, I’m just a rosette for you.
The husband:
You are a rosette, and a good wife is a trio.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69246
 29.08.2012
Morph: I work in the adjacent (M+G) gym. The coach decided to crack: she broke into the hall in a crying mask and a black balloon. And although the image was unfinished (there was no knife), the attempts to escape from the room directly on the cycling machine were clearly recorded :) The motivation that...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69245
 29.08.2012
I recently went to work as a construction assistant, so the master says:
- What a good assistant you are, the solution ends new you make, the brick on time, the tools you serve, everything on time.
- "Of course, three years in the line for the sapports played".

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69244
 29.08.2012
From the car forum: Everything is done, the choice of car stands is made. After reading a lot of comparative tests, having spoken to a bunch of people, the winner was the costume of a hot bird, a daughter on September 1. This topic can be closed, thank you all. and :(

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69243
 29.08.2012
Wolf: I wonder why all my acquaintances who portrayed themselves as lesbians at the age of 14-17 at the age of 20-25 got boyfriends/husbands.
Colchis is elementary. They just couldn’t make a timetable with their partners to alternate brainfucking'a. None of them wanted to be passive.

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69242
 29.08.2012
The film, which has grown up several generations of TV viewers, in connection with the new law "On the protection of children from information harmful to their health and development", which will come into force on September 1, has fallen into the category "18+", and will be postponed in the TV program to late in the evening - after 23 hours.
Fuck the comrades! Well, well, very, very much harm to the health and development of children is causing!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №69241
 29.08.2012
On the escalator in the subway today in the morning peak:
Check-in at the escalator: "Passengers! Take the left side of the escalator".
Releases the microphone, and then the recording with a male voice: "This can lead to your death".o_0
No one paid attention, but I laughed from the heart.XD

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №69240
 29.08.2012
by Ekaterina Trawkin:
I remember studying. For example, I was given an account with an automate on pharmacology on the topic of "Narcotics of plant origin" Prepared by: TRAVKINA E.E. It is :)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69239
 29.08.2012
GreenQ 21:55:57: Today neighbors drilled the wall at 9 in the morning
GreenQ 21:56:18: and behold, at nine in the morning they wept her and calmed down, and then the whole day was quiet.
GreenQ 21:57:26: I’m going to play the violin.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69238
 29.08.2012
I am looking for an apartment in your house!
The size is not important, only the price.
Sunset is normal too.
Let the room alone.
Machine to wash clothes.
A table with a chair is needed.
Refrigerator to store the salad.
A dish to prepare dinner.
I don’t watch TV, I don’t watch it.
My cell phone replaced my home.
I want a balcony, I smoke.
I haven’t drank vodka in my life.
Ready to pay 20,000.
I can make twenty-five.
I am a simple guy, I am 19.
Can the student accept?

c) Tim Woo

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69237
 29.08.2012
at work :
Sasha is fired.
xxx: I know
YYY: from where?
You said yesterday.
YYYYYYYYYYYY I am tremendous...

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69236
 29.08.2012
Conversation with a work colleague:
Sasha, what is your car?
Why do you ask? You see the keys on my desk every day! Is that what they are talking about?
-Logotype "Opel" like
So what?...
What is "no and"? I have a world of tanks. That doesn’t mean I have a tank.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69235
 29.08.2012
My cat is romantic. He learned to climb into the closet, where there was a vase with dried roses. Now at night, he forges the blades out of the vase and distributes a flat layer on the floor.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69234
 29.08.2012
I work at McDonald’s. My husband and I are on a break and smoking. Suddenly, because of the corner from the point of issue of the MacAuto leaves the car. The driver is a cute girl. It already eats.
These people are driving, they don’t look at the roads, they crash.
See also: AHA Happy to fuck. Meat, blood and intestines.
The potatoes.

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