Actor Tom Cruise has said that he wants to play in the sequel of the film Top Gun, but only on the condition that the shootings will be involved real fighter jets.

Near the coast of the U.S. state of California and the island of Guam in the Pacific Ocean, Russian aircraft have been noticed. Well, now you know, they are flying to the casting.

Welcome to "Name"
Yes, I listen to you.
This is a company "@", we don’t have the Internet.
Do you have a router or modem?
I don’t know what a box.
Select the color and name of the box.
White so round.
It means router.
There is a WAN indicator. He is burning?
There are many indicators.
What is "E" and what does it mean?
- Yes
Then press the black button on the router and after 3 seconds press it again.
Where is that button?
On the router
Where is the name?
on the back.
I’m a blonde, can you explain?
and well. Now I’ll turn you to Sergey.
Why Why?
He is also a blonde.
Oh thank you.

M: The stomach turns (
Q: What did you eat?
M: The Smooth
Conserved
bullshit
I think the case at the bride...
A : Certainly!
It is in her
It can’t be a concierge.
They couldn’t do that to you.

I want to go to Lviv with a girlfriend for a romantic dinner somewhere.
Find a good girl in Lviv.

Strange people in Russia
Disease, pregnancy and having children are considered almost a crime.
And everyone is proud of themselves that their type won’t win.
Nuno

[ the answers ]

I don’t want to get married, but what do I do?
Do you want very much? Choose the right vegetables and be brave.
In the word "vegetable" you can understand what you want to understand.

and ZZZ:
Russian singers have raised their fees for corporate performances. For example, Dima Bilan raised prices from 25 thousand euros to 50, and Leonid Agutin – from 35 thousand to 100, catching the market leaders – Grigory Leps and Philip Kirkorov. At the same time, foreign executives have become more actively invited to corporations.

and ZZZ:
I should have studied for Bilan, not for an engineer.

YYY :
Kyrgyzstan is more profitable

and ZZZ:
I am not ready to sleep with old women.

YYY :
Go to football and play.

The forest, the morning, the kung GAZ-66
Tolian is lying on the row, crawling.
I: And dreams of a fighter mommy shi and girl Natasha
Tolyan, opening his eyes: That it is on Tahoe, on Kajena she dreams of me

That feeling when you read quotes beginning with the words "there is a feeling...", and you don’t have that feeling...

A lecture on accounting.
Small employ up to 100 people. In the micro enterprises.
Student 1: Are there any?
Lecturer: Yes, they work for up to 15 people.
Student 2: And there are other nano-enterprises, no one works for them.

Last time the world flood started the same way, first allowed gay marriages, and then the rain went?

In the morning when I go to work, I grab the first black socks and run away.
Call from girl "Are you sprinkled with my golf?and "
I thought the socks were strange.

I love tomatoes because they are good. Eat the tomatoes!
BBB: Yes, tomatoes are great, I eat them every day
I also love tomatoes, they’re really cool!
I don’t like tomatoes. I like corn more.
DDD: What a disgusting hate you are.

I’m even more epic.
Operator: What operating system do you have?
by Debian
We do not support obsolete operating systems.
I: But I just updated yesterday.

Goodgrey, Comments on Picaboo

XX: My mother has recently become disturbed by dentists - dentists and the size of their wages... I recently left her son with her (6 months)... And I hear the edge of the ear from another room: "You will grow up, you will become what you want - a dentist."

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xxx: multi-stream programming at 4 in the morning will not lead to good
xxx:Instead of the headphone in the ear put Jack))
xxx: I don’t think it’s going to happen 😉

sibiriak22: Brother What are you smoking?
just_from_ussr: Usually in such cases they say: "give me this herb". And I will say, find where this grass grows and destroy this area with a nuclear strike.

Sugar, when will you stop communicating here with those who are in debt? Let me write the spirit of the dead cat here and hope he reads?
Simba, I loved you, you were like a brother to me, you lived a pretty long life, I hope you are at peace now.

Buying soap and grinding supplies for the whole family, only my husband managed to buy the same towels and toothbrushes for all family members.

xxx: when he speaks in substance, it's a shit easy to translate
When the flow of consciousness begins
YYY: Well yes, there are a billion random phrases that do not fit in one sentence at all.
xxx: and so we’ll take that pen, the premium segment, as I said in the previous example, vertical disintegration, the green solvent, Frodo goes to Mordor, I just want you to understand more