Joanne Rowling will continue to write about the world of sorcerers.

The next book will be titled "Harry Potter and My Thirst for Babel".

Armageddon is a mountain.

Ask your friends what the fire is. Dragons are painting. It is written hyena. This is just a rubbish dump that is regularly burned.

he he he. Again the thick ass.
And I’m the same "cologist" that I like.
And stretched buttocks wide in the door doorway, and round belly, supporting the breasts from below, and the breasts themselves.
And it is because of me that you are forced to look at it, because because of me these women are showing everything and not shamefully hiding under the tiles.
They know that I exist in a lot of copies.
Hate me now :)

Hubble, discussion of programming languages:

Source: It is about the fact that in the previous, say, 10 years almost nothing new has been invented. At first glance, it seems like this is nonsense, but something new appears every week. But if you think about it, then it is actually nothing new, just small plugs, but synthetic sugar.
Randl: All YP is synthetic sugar for assembler ;)
Yes, the assembler is syntax sugar for machine codes.)
VolCh: A machine codes – sugar for the RISC core )))
Sumanai: All sugar over switching transistors.
grossws: All sugar over the wave function.

A couple in the car.
Why did you switch the radio?
There are also some disturbances.
What interference? This is Ramstein!

Questions and Answers;

My husband struggled with me for a long time, but he could not answer. Maybe someone will explain here... Why can’t you just write “Captain,” “Colonel,” and so on instead of all the stripes and stars on the pursuit? Or the abbreviations. Better to understand...

The IMHO. The differences did not appear today. The lower ranks in Tsarist Russia (I think, and in most armies of the time) were virtually illiterate. To tell a peasant about 10 variants of stars and stripes is much easier than to teach him to read. The army is a very hard-working structure, to try to change something established in it - the work of the Sisyphus.

Explain to some humanists that the E-shaped glands, with which they were all sprinkled, but no one knows what it is, in fact, the S-shaped glands, and that they are, possibly, plates from the core of the transformator. What is a transformer, if necessary? Previously, every man with his hands knew this, even if he did not study electrical engineering.

And I am drawn to young 20-year-olds, and I don't know who she is, we agreed not to tell about the adventures on the side.

Every 20-year-old man secretly hopes that his wife will remain loyal to him.
And all of them "we agreed" is: I walk on the children. You sit at home and don’t ask me how I spend my time.

About the Pokémon.
There is such a theme - the search for "point of confluence", that is, points where the entire width crosses with the entire length. It is clear that such a crossing can be anywhere: in the forest, and in the city, and in the bolt, and in the mountains. Here you drive somewhere in the Saratov region and try to explain to the local taxi driver where to go, and he doubts the map and strongly doubts both the availability of roads and your mental health. Or in the depths of the hard region, the grandfather, whom you ask the way to the long-abandoned village, looks mistakenly and suspiciously at you.
Explaining to people, far from the topic of crossings of latitudes and longitudes, about satellite navigation is useless, and sometimes dangerous. And now it’s all simple: why are you there? Catch the Pokémon!

This is something else!

Another "working hands" increased. Look at the mechanical clock, for example. They have a spring - it gives energy. There are arrows - they do the job. There are a lot of unnecessary details. They should be thrown out,?

They have a numberboard! He is just lying! Don’t do anything, thief!

Such a thunderstorm that it seems that now somebody will go out into the middle of the office and say, “I have not accidentally gathered all of you here, gentlemen... And then another repentance...

Fuchs, it remains to endure the last month, and the hot disputes will be slightly quieted.

I read Perelman’s entertaining physics before Legend Destroyers became a trend.

It is said that with a good man’s money you can beat anything.

My first wife was good. He will ask for a small expense of a thousand or another, and the mynetic will immediately do it!
It is great! Why was he divorced then?
Not one of them asked me.

What is the problem, M?
Invite another guy to a date and personally demonstrate on him how to do a minet. In detail, with detailed explanations. At the same time, you can ask him to catch you in the ass and estimate how about the girl will feel.
And don’t say you’re not a pederast, it’s evident that you are.

News: The New York Post published nude photos of Trump’s wife.

What a grace - "naked pictures" :) Fantasy swung up in an attempt to present pictures dressed and half-dressed...

Two years after the repair, the pipes under the bathroom began to flow again. Called the sanitary, because at the very hand of their filament part grows. He came, went into the bathroom, looked at it and said the classic phrase: "Well, what idiot did you do this?" As soon as I can hide my smile, I say, “That’s what you did to me two years ago.” “Well, this explains a lot...” the sanitary engineer said slightly sadly and was already quietly correcting his “sin.”

I can’t even marry you!
Why is? ! to
They say you already had a lot of men.
Do you like how I cook?
No, that is you! I have never tried such a taste!
Maybe you don’t like how I clean my house? ! to
You are what? You are cleaner than in the operating room.
Maybe you don’t like the way I get my guests? ! to
What are you! All is just enthusiastic!
Maybe I’m not comfortable in bed? ! to
I had no idea that I could have such a pleasure.
Do you think I’ve learned all of this in my classroom?! to

PS and here it seems many want a virgin, but to fuck like an experienced prostitute

Qambertoma: Well, that flying skateboard was not invented. But when my quadcopter was stuck on the tree, I got it with a selfie stick. Progress is fucking! >_<

Postcard from the child:

Congratulations on your birthday, super mom!
You get older every year.
Today you are 33.
This is happiness, this is joy - soon retirement!