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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7405
 02.07.2008
Boys, is it good if the girl calls you my favorite cock?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7404
 02.07.2008
by drama.queen
A female tick can suck up 200 times more blood than it weighs itself.

Gardemarine
Women can always drink their blood.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7403
 02.07.2008
I have invented mega fucking.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Instead of Lagrange's polynomial, I look for the 3rd degree manually. I found the 2nd pascal and integrated))))) it was even more accurate))
yyy: ah, and we at the TOE ampere shake and he showed for a couple of moments the data that we need...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7402
 02.07.2008
I was at the doctor, after listening and beating without breaking up from the writing, I woke up "on Friday dress up in clean, by the time, with a cloth ".... the truth when I raised my eyes and saw my pale frightened look added "on the uzi I direct you".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7401
 02.07.2008
such a feeling that at work, I am alone, I am the whole country to weigh, markers are drawn, the shell is disassembled...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7400
 02.07.2008
I have not been smoking or drinking for 4 months.
She confessed to it!! How gave up? I want to too!!! to
It is tuberculosis.
She: “Suddened by a spoon”
She: I will smoke.

Go, smoke, in a couple of years and your quote in the top of the abyss will be=)

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7399
 02.07.2008
Loneliness is when your phone is completely discharged for a day, but not because you’ve spoken to her. And from the fact that every minute you checked - did she not call, did she get a text message from her, and did the phone work? and :(

by ps. Mystery, how is it?


After all, he played the serpent all night.
It is archaic.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7398
 02.07.2008
She is fucking tired.
“Zaya, relax...Imagine I kiss your neck...
He is: Mothers...
I wildly apologize.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7397
 02.07.2008
The xxx:
Windows Vista is safer, including for the environment
YYYY :
) )
This is how
The xxx:
HZ
YYYY :
When the disc with it is thrown out of the window it decomposes in the soil and grows a tree!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7396
 02.07.2008
I’ve never dressed so fast... 4 in the morning. I have sex with my girlfriend.
She has home.
In the kitchen.
Mom went out to drink water.
2.5 seconds... Records, fucking, I bet...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7395
 02.07.2008
XHHH: ad on the running line now: I sell a new laptop! The printer is built...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7394
 02.07.2008
BeLoved
The conspiracy:
To stand up at the gate of the cemetery, and when the first dead is carried, say, "The first will come, the first will take." It is ".

Insaane
O.O

BeLoved
(the ppc)

Insaane
What a fuck. I am afraid not only will the pimples go through.

BeLoved
Here is HD.

BeLoved
How to create mind contact with the pancreas - There is a area in the brain that is responsible for the pancreas. It is located on the right in the thymal zone and has a connection with the left nostrils.

Insaane
You "malakhov +" are you looking at it? O.O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7393
 02.07.2008
Small joys
The cave is deaf, no connection.everyone knows that when the level of reception is displayed in the form of stripes in the corner of the screen. I had to send a SMS urgently. I went home to look for contact. I go back and I mean.
I: Dad, and I have five strips!!! to
Dad, not breaking away from the laptop, melancholy this way: oh, daughter, well, not two, oh how well.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7392
 02.07.2008
The Guitarist Forum. Talk about the name of the guitar. Mostly female names.

My name is 95
2 is a class name) and post 95?
And yes, it’s an interesting name 😉
The main thing is not to follow a response such as "I hit her 95 times on the wall" or something like this =)))
Is it the 95th year of release?
1: she cost me 95 pieces, until now the frog is blowing, when I look for her then I walk around the house and ask, nobody has seen 95 pieces)))

LeVint

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7391
 02.07.2008
A friend here told him: in his 10th grade on February 23, the girls as usual congratulated the boys, came up with all kinds of nominations and such a girl-kaban (not a small size in width) congratulated a very high guy in the nomination "above only the stars", all cracked, but this guy did not break, on March 8, he congratulated her in the nomination "breaking only the equator"...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7390
 02.07.2008
PONJ: Judging by the “Network” series on ORT, Russian hackers are so harsh that they hack banks with the help of Macromedia Flash.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7389
 02.07.2008
The xxx:
fucking
The xxx:
You burned me.
YYYY :
that
The xxx:
The boss approached, asku I managed to turn, but very in time were pop-up windows "suka" and "go on"...he just turned on the monitor at this moment
The xxx:
I asked "I hope it’s not a computer reading your mind?"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7388
 02.07.2008
She: Hi, how are you doing?
ON: *IDI_NA_HUY_SUKA*
There is no such smile :(
He is *MNE_POHUY*

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7387
 02.07.2008
The folder "DEBILS ON THE ISLAND", seen on the desktop of a computer, was not a joke intriguing.
And the third season of LOST found inside her terribly entertained.

c) ta-kyh

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7386
 02.07.2008
Q: What do you think about the current government?
Yyyyy: Comrade, believe it will pass
Democracy and Publicity
Russia falls asleep
...
And then, security
Remember your names.

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