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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18334
 20.07.2009
Russian-Finnish border, customs, bus, person 25 students.. enters Finnish customs officer perfectly speaking Russian begins.. "vodka, cigarettes...bla bla is there?" unstructured choir of voices whispering something like NO... FINN EXPOSES : AND WHEN TO SEEK? The bus drowns in a homeric whistle, the eyes of the Finn needed to be seen :)) Then when he was explained what this harmless phrase meant on the dark streets of Russian cities he also laughed for a long time :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18333
 19.07.2009
by Vika18
Is Jackson still alive?

Necropolite of Angoli
Of course alive! Elvis and I are recording a new album!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18332
 19.07.2009
<ua0lmc> by the way, if you think, since there is a cat dog consisting of two frontal parts of the body, there must be a being consisting of two asses.
<ua0lmc> a population of at least 400 of these creatures resides in the Duma building, ah.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18331
 19.07.2009
This is the LG X360.

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Explain to me what they do in my NEW phone SMS sent a month ago, every kiss with confessions to them in love, a?)))

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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №18330
 19.07.2009
Alena (22:06:30 17/07/2009)
I wore the dress I wore 5 years ago.

Alena (22:06:42 17/07/2009)
I can’t get out now =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18329
 19.07.2009
Yeleleo: I’ve heard that the Germans are buying the rights to the next Harry Potter series and it’s going to be much more interesting than the previous ones.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18328
 19.07.2009
The C torrent:
1"Professional multi-voice - and who translated it

2' and a professional

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18327
 19.07.2009
How to correctly translate street art into Agly?

Tagged: street art

xxx and I say the same.

Who says otherwise?

There is one here who says that art of street.

Tell her she’s a bitch of stupid.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18326
 19.07.2009
<Avinar> was going to admin for inets paid. He waited for him at the arch, he passed by.
<Avinar> and the kids in the neighboring shop thought I was buying drugs :D
<Avinar> if they were right...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18325
 19.07.2009
and Hella:
The truth of life: either the prince is actually a horse, or there is a horse next to him.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18324
 19.07.2009
by K
All my friends have dreams like dreams. The house, the family, the car, the computer there... Am I alone, the fool, dreaming of Dr. House meeting Dr. Cox?
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You are not alone!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18323
 19.07.2009
xxx: Did you read Fichtegolz "the basics of matanalysis?"
YYY: No, I’ll wait for this book to be screened.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18322
 19.07.2009
XHH: My acquaintance today communicated with real shamans. Do you know which? They say they can lick hot iron!
Pfff, let’s try cold licking.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18321
 19.07.2009
xxx please help me! I really need to master Pascal as soon as possible! Where to start?

yyy: Start by sorting the 2 measurements diagonally from the upper left corner. Memory is dynamic. The sorting procedure code is stored in a separate unit.
The masses must be displayed in a graphic mode.
As you do, come for the next task.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18320
 19.07.2009
LGeo
If you are not selfish, a nuclear war will benefit the world.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18319
 19.07.2009
In Iowa, in Marshalltown, a local law prohibits horses from eating fire hydrants.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18318
 19.07.2009
Why make vitamins for cats in the form of hearts, if cats still see only the hand, which is persistently trying to push that shit into their mouth?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18317
 19.07.2009
I work in the technical department.
One day, I stand, I work, and here, through the whole hall, she goes... all that... hair, chest, walk, heels.
He approaches me and says:
and greetings.Do you have any of these models?? to

I have fallen.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18316
 19.07.2009
<io6awan> genially crazy
<io6awan> Failed to start service: No error

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18315
 19.07.2009
Lafee: No, I don’t know how to cook))therefore in the compach
Wiedzmin: what is the OS?
Lafee: can it be without cuts?))
Wiedzmin: the operating system
Is it like a Pentium?
Wiedzmin: ><

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