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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35038
 25.08.2010
Tagged with: "warriors of light"
Wild vampires rising up in the sun caused massive forest fires!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35037
 25.08.2010
The obligatory duties are written:
The company does not tolerate marasms at work, marasms must either be eliminated or understood and agreed with its feasibility.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35036
 25.08.2010
xxx: Another flash flash sparked out of the parent’s nest... xxx: you can say, went away, swung up with wings, into adult life...
Fuck, where did I fuck her?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35035
 25.08.2010
Prep from the Military Department:
You should all be able to handle weapons. You are future businessmen. Business ends with what? with big money. Money ends with what? The bad brains. Buy a gun to shoot yourself.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35034
 25.08.2010
xxx: I look at the list of articles on the topic "electric wiring where to start?" The second article - artificial breathing in the way "mouth in mouth")))
XXX: I was sick, but I thought.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35033
 25.08.2010
Spirito
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have mastered the literature.
He studied from the beginning to the end the first part of Beethoven's Moon Sonata.
So virtuous that the neighbors stopped knocking on the wall.
I tried to play the final of this sonata, but it is not yet successful.
Could knowledgeable people recommend such a work, so that it is not very difficult, but, to be sure, for the soul?
lerit
Ask the neighbors.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35032
 25.08.2010
I’m little speech and mysterious.
Just like Sudoku Fuck.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35031
 25.08.2010
He talked to a friend...says he doesn’t understand the female logic. He says we go with a girl... there is a game on the road. Well, I say I think he will fly away... and he didn’t fly on the wheel... I ask the girl, you’re sorry for him? He says no.. he is the fault... and began to talk about rabbits who live in the woods and they are every time wet by rain and snow..and they live there alone - in tears.. barely calmed.. )))))))))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35030
 25.08.2010
Dimon: I got under action from work
Buy 2 bottles of vodka and get 2 liters of beer.
Death is a shit.
It’s a good "good"))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35029
 25.08.2010
From the discussion "What are the shorts":

Petrovich 2010-07-13 23:54:37
Those are your tones. Eggs do not weave, the cock crushes, which as a night shift sits away.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35028
 25.08.2010
"I was able to arrest the criminal. He could not tie him, because there was no rope with him, so the offender's hands and legs were glued with a supercleam.
This is not a country to win :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35027
 25.08.2010
It’s a pity that I’m not an artist... let’s say so-the bear in my childhood just came to my ear, he still called friends and they kicked my hands and legs off... =(

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35026
 25.08.2010
Natasha
78 and 245

Natasha
10 is

Saydat
What is?

Natasha
The mosquito killed ?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35025
 25.08.2010
In the hospital:
"Prickin, this fool of the 63th, whom we pumped, is already going for a beer! It made it easier, fucking.
Tell the girls to record it. But... let’s go, we take a beer, and then we fix it!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35024
 25.08.2010
Serge911 Defense Ministry plans to purchase inflatable patterns of military equipment.Such was widely used during World War II Now the views of our military share only the authorities of the DPRK. Kim Jong-il recently said that success or defeat in a war will depend on the development of such technologies.
Spk more inflatable soldiers in the army need to recruit, once, once, gave, and go for a walk, and he serves!
Serge911 and bombing enemies with inflatable bombs
serge911 and police armed with inflatable bushes
Spk Hammer
Serge911 sits and drinks beer and he runs back and strikes his head with a hammer.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №35023
 25.08.2010
Psychiatrists and psychiatrists are created for each other.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №35022
 25.08.2010
To the topic "Once Upon a Train..." I was somehow on a crazy electric car N. N. What kinds of passengers... the people at the wagon came across a lot, but all this gray mass of the city-low-city public patiently waited for admission to the wagon... especially among the homogeneous mass... a young girl of indefinite years with a young child and a sporting bag of a substantial size... this individual of the female gender was rushing out not as much externally as internally... in particular, it was so much noise and whispering out of it, so that nobody was connected with the trailer, and next to it didn’t hurry... they commanded the start and the girl with the child, scattering everybody, rushed to the narrow passage... the crowd was carefully disbanded, because looking at this noisy creation with a trailer nobody started to connect... and so this What is this unreasonable thing, Mo.
“These!!”“What are these?“They were patiently asking. It was finally revealed that she had twenty some place (with three occupied her, the child and the bag)..."But we have the same place," insisted the intelligence aunt... What they were sent in a whispering form further, more precisely to the conductors... The woman did not take care and in a compelling form asked for a ticket from the girl-occupant... for what was happening, almost no breath watched the whole car with interest watching what this battle would end... some were betting on the experience, a small part for youth... With difficulty the ticket was still passed from hand to hand and in a minute of silence of the document being studied was sentenced..." The eye is a creation with a syrene I will never forget.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №35021
 25.08.2010
Russian oil is of two types. You all know these two types.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35020
 25.08.2010
Technical support of VKontakte:
The girl’s name disappeared, what happened?
You got married, you fool!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35019
 25.08.2010
A discussion of the modern method used instead of solarium - painting the skin with an autozag:
Anton: This is a class thing! Absolutely super! It saves time. Gives a smooth shade. Fast, convenient and high quality. Painted the wing and cap.

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