I especially like to see the post script "sorry for the mistakes, Russian for me is not native" after a letter written grammatically absolutely correct

An epic fail happened at one of Soloduhis concerts in Molodečno (RB), when he was trying to conquer the crowd with the phrase "Molode! I don’t hear you!", what he received in response from a thousand crowds "He went naked!" It needed to be heard))

Hui-Trepetun: the finished channel, as everyone plotted, and like normal people, and as you go to talk about something serious, so everything starts to rust...
Ronni: Fuck, you really don’t understand that with such a nick any topics except laughing are ordered for you, right?

If it were not the knowledge we learned in school, how would we help our children learn in school?

I was lying on the beach, and next to us was a German family. They have a little son of 3 years, and here I was lying down and listening to the stories that the father told the son.)
Title: German Stories
Wow, how interesting it is))

Diamond: Ah, guys, my heart is hearing that our country will soon regain one of its oldest names – the State of Moscow.

For her, sex is like the name Volan-de-Mort.

I am looking forward to the 1st of September most of the world - I have 1st of September maternity leave :-)

From the depths of memory

I bought myself a penny!! Dancing *
WOW : WOW! Congratulations to you! What will you do now with her?
Change to change =(

Both are clinging.
by Same?
If only with the help of a hammer, nails and some mother.
Why do you have nails?
How do you put wallpapers to the walls to hold them?
Don't use force, Luke, use mind

Watched "The Planet of the Apes Rebellion", then five films "The Planet of the Apes" downloaded) they are like Star Wars, only for monkeys))

Rules of the Russian language:
- Will it be tautology to give somebody a lie to his fellow coworker?

I sit somewhere at the railway station in Kazan.I hear Announcement on the departure of a train - "train Yaroslavl-Ad..."
After 5 seconds the aunt repaired herself, it turned out Ad-it's Adler.)
It was a very strange 5 seconds of my life.

Until the end of August - 10 summer days.
But don’t worry, the weather has fucked them for you.

We have reconciled! He gave me 20 roses!! to
djkoRy: equal to %)
Fuck... this is shit!

by JJ:

The director talks like he chews his tongue. Oret is terrible, nervous all the time, and even the park is like that. The shooting is responsible, the mood is responsible, everyone does everything from the first word, the time is limited, you need to react quickly. He suddenly says to me on the pitch:
I want sex.
Normal at all?
He is angry and repeats:
The Ex!
I think ex. Ex is the former. He wants sex with his ex. Where to get his ex and how to quickly persuade her for sex.
He is already on the nerves of horror, looking at my stinking face. And by letters:
E G G S!!! to

The eggs wanted to fall.

I walked in the yard yesterday and ate a cake. When we passed by the hop company, this dialogue came about:
Do you taste good?
Do you want to bite?
After giving the most bold goop a cake, he went on. I should have seen their faces.)

They give – take, they beat – run.
bear49: give – fuck, fuck – run!

xxx: Blin read the book she doesn't understand what it ended and the next parts are not.
Xxx: It’s so bad until the tears (((
YYY: Let me think.
This is the Bible, right?

That’s what I know about Ashley.)

Sergeant : Hi to you!
Katya: Who are you?
I am Sergey.
It was unexpected ?