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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7385
 02.07.2008
On the way to a bright future are obstructions from the realistic present.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7384
 02.07.2008
Hello to the glorious city on the Volga River! Who knows, will know.

We built a huge railway station a few years ago.

Comfortable, paved with blue glass, the highest in Europe, all things.

The pride is to cheat. But here is the silhouette of this structure, how to express it,

Hm-hm, specific... In short, from any point of the city you can see, not much,

Neither little, but an agraric blue penis with a characteristic head.

The second part of the problem is that the station is the last building in the city.

The street of Leo Tolstoy. Local humorous geniuses do not sleep! This

The monstrous fallus is now known as the end of Leo Tolstoy. The Monument

The life-affirming power of Leo Nikolaevich!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7383
 02.07.2008
During the dictatorship on demonstrations people are driven out of the sticks, with

Democracy is shattered.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7382
 02.07.2008
I need to add a third search option on Google "I urgently"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7381
 01.07.2008
The cat just got it!! He wants and wants! All the corners are already broken. Donate a cat for a good deed if you don’t regret it ?
I have an outlet.
And CHO? Will he give her a cunnilingus?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7380
 01.07.2008
In the forum:
What kind of man needs a girl like you? You can cook, you can cook, you can cook, you can cook.
Admin: You are a stupid idiot! This is my girlfriend!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7379
 01.07.2008
I eat the earth!
YYY: And how then?
XXX: Meeting the Spider
XXX: I am sorry to leave.
YYY : Maldives
XXX was still there.
XXX: Looking with big eyes
YYY: in human speaking
YYY: Release requested
XXX: Eating the Dog
YYY: O_O
XXX: Because I am a landlord

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7378
 01.07.2008
Yesterday one and a half hours hanged on the phone with the support of the corbine - set up the network with a glucose router that the whole house is connected... the shuttle called another from the sapport and asked to name the settings that yesterday did :-D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7377
 01.07.2008
Nothing makes life easier than an accidentally incorrect response in the anti-spam bot settings.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7376
 01.07.2008
when was the chip of the world passed the y exam a 5 because told the predead of all the players of the Korean national team for memory)))
I used to call these names... I didn’t remember all of them clearly... I inserted names from the mortals of the combat with such an irreconcilable face like kung lao.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7375
 01.07.2008
<JeyDee> I get out of the runway, and there the dog goes... looks at me... type rescue!
<JeyDee> I think...what’s going on with him
<JeyDee> the dog ran
<x> =)
<JeyDee> and after him the guy small
<JeyDee> has a cat in his hands
<JeyDee> and the guy screams to the dog: Stay! You are singing!! Stay and sing!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7374
 01.07.2008
Crazzy: at the meeting was a guy on his project
Crazzy: I found out that no one wants to give us the source information because it is confidential, and no one can say what to do specifically because they don’t know.
I said I would smoke bamboo until I reached the state of enlightenment.
Vitaly is following. Once you say that you are working in the sweat of your face... on a task that you can’t talk about to someone whose name can’t be pronounced... and no one will see the result.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7373
 01.07.2008
Qwe: I am watching you!! to
ASD is yes? And from where?
Qwe: From above!!))
ASD: And what am I doing now?? to
Qwe: You look up!
asd: 0_o! Where are you?!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7372
 01.07.2008
In the office toilet hangs a sign: “Do not smoke!” At the bottom of the hand is a signature: "Let the shit smell!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7371
 01.07.2008
Hkm: Fuck, today I woke up from my own laughter...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7370
 01.07.2008
by Lasto4ka
What depends on how a man gets fucked?
H-Up
by Intellect
H-Up
Smart people fuck better.
H-Up
But more often :(

You will not argue.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7369
 01.07.2008
Bleen
Are you still in the ambulance? Or broke in the summer?
Sawyer
struck in summer.
Sawyer
I’m still on the line. :>

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7368
 01.07.2008
aaa: it is better to put the node32, it has a non-attack pact with viruses.

They do not touch him, he is theirs.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7367
 01.07.2008
Now I eat less.
How do you manage to use Control?
What a dumb control yesterday ate, I'm afraid to trouble.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7366
 01.07.2008
XXXX: all over the coral hangs ((

WOW: What version is it? X3 or X4?? to

Theme: HZ

UUU: pps... as ambiguous)))

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