People, this quote is intended specifically for those who put the tea tree 30-40 minutes ago (or any peelmen), but read, go check, the tar is still on melted?

Quote from the newspaper:

A girl with excellent external data is looking for a job in the service sector. The individual approach. T is 8 ********* 24 hours a day. by Serge.

Is your spouse strong?

I looked somehow on the German channel analogue of our hidden camera, and there showed a funny joke...
On the outskirts of the city, there is a five-story house, in front of it a desert, a path runs through the desert 100 meters from the house. On the path right opposite this house a column is digged, and it is attached a box with a large red button and a little below the inscription: * in any case do not press *... Well, pass means occasionally people, look at the inscription and go on, but one man could not tolerate it. He stopped, looked closely at the sides, so that no one noticed that he was pressing the button now, and pressed... At this moment a powerful explosion is heard and the house begins to settle the floor beyond the floor until it turns into a bunch of brick... At this moment the camera showed his face in a large-scale, well you imagine this face, right? And how he ran away... The filming team was following him 600 meters, to say smile, you were filmed by a hidden camera...
It turns out that this house decided to be demolished, all displaced and placed a dynamite, after which they gave it to the television makers, and they tried to be famous.

A man sunbathing on a nudist beach, in order to avoid sunburn, covered his most important organ with a hat. A passing lady noticed:
If you were a gentleman, you would have raised your hat.
The presence of the lady.
Madame, if you were a real lady, she would rise up herself!

The movie, "Harry Potter"... The episode when Harry drinks "Happy Egg". The bottle is devastated, a smile appears on the hero's face, Hermione asks:
Well how?

A scream from the room:
Ask her to show her breast. You must be lucky!

Honestly noted the teacher of my university - "Students are the brightest example of Russian mentality...First they create problems for themselves, and then heroically overcome them."

In 6th Harry Potter, Severus Snow fucking Dumbledore, Volandemort's cruise medal has already been burned by some R.A.B., who is most likely a relative to Sirius Black, what Harry will find is a fake. The house of Weasley will be burned by the devils of death. Malfoy is selected for a mission to pass the death-eaters into the school through teleport.

Plus those who ruined the entire viewing of Transformers with their fucking quotes! Discuss everyone who has not read the book and wrote the shame about the Transformers. Finally got into the movie at the premiere.

Son (5 years old), the day after seeing a car with toned glasses in the bushes, which was characteristically rotting :) He issued:
“Daddy, do you know why this car turns, shakes, but doesn’t drive?
Noah (I’m starting to compile versions)
And I know! Because she’s driving a pop!

She: You never feel the lack of money as badly as you always do.

The son of friends (6 years old) jumped from a high hill for the first time.
How scary was it? The parents ask.
No, it is not scary. Only the teeth shrink... and pop

How can I turn off Windows because it brakes the Internet?

And if her voice stands up on the phone, is it love? (26 years old)

Q: Can you tell me how to connect a laptop to a TV without wires, using what equipment to watch movies?
A: Scotch... right in the middle of the screen.

xxx> I have a cat here, can you come up with a computer name?
yyy> The Mouse
xxx> No, this is a cat
yyy> Block of Food

It is banal, but does not contain humor.

“Yes, dear, I am guilty, but do you know where to put a pencil in the "Execution cannot be pardoned"?! to
I do not know! But I know where to put the pencil in the phrase "Sleep cannot be given"!!! to
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Lovely girls, remember it once and for all. Men cannot be punished for not having sex. No to Zhao. Remember this once and for all. Then you’ll wonder why your horns grow.

Get to the best, guys. Let the lovely ladies hear.

by Samvel

Show the author of the latest comic book what hamsters really look like.

I love my city.
One corner behind the other covers it.
I know that they are mentions.

The U.S. Air Force has moved to a special version of Windows Vista.
It all begins, royalty bunkers.

If killing your clone is murder, suicide or abortion? O_O