On the morning run I met a cute Armenian girl, agreed to meet tomorrow and run together. The next morning she went out for a walk with her boyfriend.
The Armenians can do it! and :-)

kosmonavt: in blacklog providers for selling amendments to the law on the protection of children from "harmful" information. Now, instead of filtering bugs for schools and “bad websites,” schools must somehow distort themselves.
Alexey: Tell me, why do you need the Internet in school, what teachers, students do in it?
Kosmonavt: Have you heard of electronic journals and electronic homework?
Alexey: That is You only need to have access to one website of the service provider, the rest can be turned off. This does not require complicated firewalls. The problem is removed from the finger.
The mouth: Yes. But for that, you have to filter all the others.
Can you read to the end? This does not require complicated firewalls. Do you think an astronaut can do this in 5 minutes?
Find and filter all existing sites except one, in 5 minutes it will not be able. Every website needs to be filtered.

Discussing the patent war between Samsung and Apple - do not forget that Samsung is engaged in the production of not only household electronics...
For example, he makes mines. This can be a decisive factor in legal disputes ;)

Here at the evening show in the hotel there was a joke. the leading animators Turk asks who is from where. well the overwhelming majority of Angloids. this is understandable. but there are two from Africa, from Uganda. and the white. well they may have crashed so, but this is not the essence. so the animators look at them carefully and says:
How wonderful it is! You took a shower for the first time in your life and immediately became like normal people :)
Grave silence among the English and wild rust among the Turks :) They are not sick with political correctness yet ;)

I always liked video advertising.
Take a loan for two years to bring your child to school. Next year, the child no longer needs to go to school.

X: My husband plays an online game where he breeds horses.
X: He has been playing for two years. He went in there a lot of money, collected a collection of supercoatings and so on.
X: Recently I’m getting stressed that he goes to bed only after night. And if you lie down earlier, then at this time you get up and go to the comp.
x: because it is exactly at 21.11 in Moscow he needs to Happen the Unicorns!

The whole house had been without water all day.
I thought it was all standard - the pipe broke in the basement.
In the evening, I went out to the store for bread, saw the repairmen crawl in the basement, strengthened in my thought.
But when I returned from the store, I heard a heartbreaking story about how a man from the neighboring entrance for a bottle of vodka cut the pipes and handed them over to metal!
And because of this, the whole day without water!!! Do you imagine?? to
A man bought a vodka.
thx: >.<

I mean, I’m going to cook. This is an unprecedented event. I hope you have a strong stomach.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))))
Give me some coal ;)
Or buy an adrenaline? :D
XXX: Then it was marble.

WOT (World of Tanks)
XXX: I'm in your throat
GC: Tell me the address, tell me it in the face.
XXX: The City of Belarus!! to
Q: Do you live in a city without a home?
XXX is yes!!! to
CCZ: Immediately you can see, the pigeons were raised - did not teach the caps to turn off.

There is such a remarkable company for the production of incandescent lamps, "Kalachnikov" is called.
Such a warm feeling arises when the manager makes an order...
"30 Kalashnikovs and ammunition to them!!and "

A colleague served an apple.
And I take it and ask: "Is this Antonovka or Podosinovik?" o_O
Morality is simple: Monday is a tough day (:

Fuck, you are a good guy!
No, there is no need for science.)
xxx: straight hands dominate mostly
YYY: Not very widespread in these days...

of the Habra.
Exactly what iron does Apple make?
2: Obviously, the bodies of devices
The “slide to unlock” button.

I sit here at work. Members among themselves:
Did you create the planet?
and yes.
How to change the size?
Percentage of the land. You better say, the stars have already made that fly?
Well...
Some strange feelings.

News on one of the WoW fan sites about the sale of circles with a game symbol.

One of the comments: "Even for a military ticket make covers and for a certificate with three =(. Thanks to you =D"

In a dream, she said to her husband, “It’s better than cookies.”
You are a master of compliments.! to

From Habr:
yyy: And here your provider has a cable cut off and you are left without mail, contacts, music and documents.
xxx: Well, I’ll go to the cinema, a bar, a cafe, a walk, to friends, and so on.
ZZZ: Oh well! Look, he has a real off-line life!! to

A cosmetologist (a colorful Jewish woman) did my hair removal as if she had guessed that I was a quarter German, and decided to take revenge for my people! But I held up courageously and did not make a sound. Now I think I will be able to endure torture.

Do you know how terrible it is at night in the headphones to hear the cat through the roar of the blindness slowly moving around the apartment?
WOW: Worse, if you look at the paranormal phenomenon, hear a whistle behind your back, relieved you think "This is a cat!", and then you remember that the cat you have never re-born.

How irritating are the grandmothers who say about themselves with such a child: “I have a child!...I have a child!”"... At the same time, the upbringing of this “child” is so chilling that being with him in the same room is not for the weak-nervous.
Fuck, give such a completely natural for the female body process of the Order of Honorary Pigs, and let them calm down and silence, finally (