I barely got lightning today.
2 Why?
1: Why didn’t I get? I turned fucking!

I am preparing for the summer - I bought a water heater.
The state did not give up, they turned off the cold water.

Al/ now met the girl by inetsu.
When and when a date
I will tell you tomorrow.

for tomorrow

Al/Parkyn and sister met, we two diva...

I went for a walk with a friend in Nevsky. The green light signal begins to flash.
She says:
Let us run! We succeed on that side.
I broke... Well, I’m behind her.
And the devil drove me screaming after her:
Hold on to her!! She stole my wallet!!! to
Someone almost rushed to kick her off her feet. I haven’t spoken for three days...

Empty
I wonder what will happen if tampaks are dropped in cocaine, and then used as intended?

Bessofka
I am going to come.)

Empty
And the pain will disappear...tampaks...liv in pleasure!

KATAFALC : Does anyone have an automatic recipe maker? - a program in which you write an assortment of the refrigerator to get recipes))

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I don’t understand people like my mother.
and xxx:?
He calls my phone and asks if I’m at home.
You are not the only one.)
Ricky said no.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Miki: I asked where? I said at school. Stop! you are at home!
I have at least two such moms :)

Advertising on the door of a mini roulette: do you like chocolate and jokes? Buy 10 liters of beer and win a chocolate.

If the worst is already behind, it is better to look back less often.

Today is...

My wife is watching a TV show about the Tunguska meteorite. My ml is coming.

and brother.

The further dialogue:

What are you watching?

About the Tunguska meteorite!

Has he fallen again?? to

We found it again!!! to



It smiled.

Scientific Congress on the Origin of Geographical Names.

One scientist says:

We had such a historic event in Moscow. Peter the First with the Switch

He stopped in one village, and at night one soldier fell asleep in the guard. The morning

The chief of the guard asked the king how to punish him. The king was good.

He just said, “Let him go.” The village has since been called

of Astafiev.

Another scientist takes the word:

We had a very similar case in Stalingrad. The King this time.

He was not in spirit, and the soldier was less fortunate. The village has since been called

of Ipatievo.

On your birthday, we’ll pull you by the ears to grow up.
She: Stretch better than the breasts.

Latest News: 16 June 2008
The quote contest is over! Results will be announced this week. It’s not too late to vote for your favorite quote about software!
R66: It seems to me that a week has passed away. Let us bring them to the top, and remind them of their promises.

mr.z0mg: from sho I sometimes just get in my work, it is when you need to build the functionality of something.
Fuck a few days, such wonders of virtuosity you show, as a result you add a new button or another field to enter, when using which all the calculations go not as well as before... and the customer looks at it and says - "tu, and fuck it for so long? This is just a button added".

XXX is good!!! I still put the toilet paper in the printer to print the dollar bills on it.

YYYY
How fucking are we so angry?

XXX is
I am fucking late!

XXX is
I hate men!

XXX is
They just got up to wash and went.

XXX is
I want to dry and paint.

XXX is
The Peders!

XXX is
Only the pirates understand me.

Practice in the Botanical Garden:
Who has experience with gasoline?
I have me! I have!
Experience of what nature?
I played in Doom.

Calling up the telephone:
At that end manager (M): where is my mouse?
Where did you leave her last night?
M is no. Mouse on the table. It is not on the monitor.
Do you have electricity?
M: We didn’t have him?
Do you have a computer working?
M: I don’t know... no

zzz: XXX, didn’t you think you were lighting up the ip post here?
XXX: I thought of it. Try to find something about me. And you will understand that I thought it was a lot and productive.
Yyy: Strange, Ipišnik as Ipišnik
XXX: What should it be?
yyy: Well, there is a proxy there, or from a reserved pool, and so - where it is appropriate that we know the provider on the iPixel, and the provider only operates in 6 districts of Moscow. And a girl like you to find among six districts - well, you know, it's not more difficult than the sun in the sky.
Uuuu: That is the trouble. You will be looking for a girl, not a 37-year-old man.
Uuu, don’t touch my naive ideas.