maxx: Which in the glasses I like very much.I can't say anything about the first because the strange rouge she scratched and nothing is unclear about her ^_^'
Furi curi: she didn’t scratch her, she lives with her.

Lovely women, please do not be offended when you tell something to your husband, he sneezes and says:"Yes, sweet, of course.","Ugu..." and so on, but after the story it turns out that he did not listen to you. He’s not the one you’re, he’s the one you’re.

Talking to a girlfriend, she lives alone, and for a long time.

Q: And with the XHHH too, the trip, all.
I: What is it?
Q: Yes he is a strange shit. Will it come - and it begins - let the nail bear, hang the shelf, do not need to fix anything? No, I say, I don’t need to... And here I recently went in, and smoothed on the linoleum – I broke, stood and looked and looked. I was so upset that he would think. Well, I glued him at last - or all the hands didn't reach. And he comes, and from the threshold joyfully - let the linoleum glue you, and glue the mashed. I have already glued it, I say, it lies under the press. He looked at me so deeply, and without saying anything, left. Did I do that wrong again?
I : to say? I think you guess that =)
Q: Yes, I’m going to know (((
I: GMM... what do you do?
Q: I hang a mirror in the bedroom, bought yesterday...

I know what loneliness is – a bite of chocolate, a cup of strong coffee, music from which the ears already hurt, tears in the eyes... I know what love is – a light at the end of the tunnel, dissolving in someone very close, dear, a photo, when seen, a smile appears on the face, the desire to constantly change for him. I know what separation is – anxiety in the soul, pain, pain, unbearable pain, waiting for a call... I know what memories are – a long-abandoned photo, half-pulled phone number, a cynical smile and no one needs a question.
YYY: It is good. And with you?

“Yes, dear, I am guilty, but do you know where to put a pencil in the "Execution cannot be pardoned"?! to
I do not know! But I know where to put the pencil in the phrase "Sleep cannot be given"!!! to

Black silicon was discovered by chance by a team led by Harvard physicist Eric Mazur. The team created the material by precipitating vapors of the sulfur mixture onto a silicon plate in a vacuum, then irradiating the plate with a femtosecond laser to reorganize the structure at a nanoscale level.

A coincidence of 0

To find a girlfriend is like playing a sapphire: there is one normal one, but around it there are seven fucking ones, and you can guess right away where the one is.
(c) Karpaev Anton Vladimirovich aka 4ma

A Moldovan helicopter was shot down in Afghanistan.

Of the 17 people I talked about this, 16 asked.
"Huli he did there"

I corresponded with a good friend, the conversation was about the length of male dignity.
Q: How much do you have?
I: I didn’t measure, I’ll ask my wife...
Q: Well then?
I: On the question "Aan, how much do I have?" I got the following: "19 centimeters, and what do you ask about?"

Call from the user:
The system makes a mistake...
What exactly does he write?
- You know, it's all in the wheels, a lot and scary, and then the OK button. I am afraid of her harvest, suddenly they offer me to sell my soul.

Lurkmore about Luzhkov:
Stark Baturin did not lose a single case from those hearing in the Moscow courts. In 2008, he sentenced 500,000 people. Limonov's lawsuit on defamation (Limonov's phrase that Luzhkov controls all Moscow courts was recognized as defamation).

The little girl burned:
Early in the morning (at 8 o'clock with something) from a hammer I lead to school in the 2nd grade, the barley, in the best traditions - is broken. Asked to stand on the side, I approached the bar for a bottle of beer. I turn around – a little girl stands, and in front of her (a cock, a fool) a man with an open coat on his naked body... Forgetting about the beer I try to break away from the place and here I hear:
Wow, what a small dog!! In the execution of his...
I stumbled and crumbled, almost wiping the path with my nose, crying, looking at the fool who, insulting his nose, smelled the coat and somehow sharply decreased in height, gave a hole. To catch him, there was no more strength. After a harsh conversation, it turned out that her mother taught, just for such a case...

• Angry.

Our dog has a flow, everywhere the cows run, laugh all night - tired of the whole thing. They decided to start one to satisfy her and the show was over. I caught him in the fence, and I closed the door and decided to look at the process from the window. And he went in and started eating out of the cup at 0. And then he went away, not satisfying the lady. Alphonse is fucking.

Skazi: Here a friend told the story, rugged the mill :)
Skazi: Shortly he comes to Ashan drunk, well there to buy all kinds of stuff. He enters the candy department, feels like he's fucked, sits on the courts, takes his head and waits.
Skazi: To him a guy, fit, a shop worker, with drades, all the business. He puts his hand on his shoulder and asks, “You’re okay?”
Skazi: And then he says in his ear: “I was showering myself when I first worked here, there are so many candy..."

Protect me!! How 30 channels can show something uninteresting at the same time!!! to

to the RJD, that you fucking go through these turnikets! All at once!

It is better to be offended by fate than by nature.

I read the discussion - the toilet theme went. I remembered another toilet, and a Swedish one too. I write from the words of a Swedish colleague, I have not seen it myself.

In the south of Sweden, in a small seaside town there is a restaurant right on the shore, very popular, with good cuisine. This is a fun woman’s toilet. And the trick is that in the usual, in general, the toilet on the front door from the inside is painted in full height naked man of attractive appearance. The causal place is closed with a wooden fork on the loops - that is, it is visible that it can be raised.

The trick is that when the curtains are raised, the main room of the restaurant rings the bell and everybody knows what it means. The bell rings, the lady immediately comes out of the toilet and welcomes her with applause.

When a woman is crying. Memories for men.

1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself. Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.

2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close and attentive as possible. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.

Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
“What do you want?”
“Who is to blame?”
“What to do?”
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.

4 is In response to women’s tears, you don’t have to run anywhere. Do not save anyone. Do not punish anyone. It must be that saving and punishing should have been the opposite.

5 is The practice of giving gifts to sad women is wicked. Better give a pack of nose wipes. Remember, gifts should only be given to happy women. Thus, a useful conditional reflex is produced and an installation to a pleasant character.

6 is If you followed all of the above rules, and the woman continues to cry with you and does not go to another, then she really needs your comfort. Show her a sad but interested face. To do this, you will have to put off the binoculars and get closer.

7 is You don’t have to listen to what a crying woman says.
The main thing is to breathe in pauses and gently embrace between them.

8 is The figure of the highest pilot will be in time released on the unshaken cheek of tears At this point, the woman forgets about her own troubles and begins to frightenedly comfort you.

When a man is crying. Memories for women.

1st Try to be tactical. Pretend that you have not noticed the restrained male cries.

2nd If the cries are not restrained enough, tap the man on his shoulder with the words "Well, well!"

Three If a man continues to cry, check his diapers and give his chest.

A friend is studying psychology and in the course of their studies they have the task of conducting various research based on surveys. In the next such assignment one of the questions sounded as follows: "What would your reaction be if a girl / guy approached you in the city center and asked her / him to kiss?" When this question was asked to guys, 90% of the first question was "A girl is beautiful?" The girls asked another question: "And nobody knows?"