111: Fuck, what fucking make mrproper removed the entire debian directory?
222: With Mr. Proper of the Universe!

I recently wrapped up a long black dress. In the evening, I go to the shower, and I wrap my hair in two thick chopsticks and turn it into the "bars" so as not to wet. And then there is a bell at the door, I jump out of the bathroom, on the go, tied a large white towel. I open up my unforgettable. Here he fell to half and, through the attacks of hard rust, he begins to sing the Imperial March and greet Princess Leia.
Just looking in the mirror, I split his whim.

Especially talented:

"From a book on kickboxing:
Almost all kickboxing strikes can be performed with both the front and the rear hand.

In any form of fighting, when you stand in a stand one hand slightly ahead, the other behind. Strikes are so designated - the front straight, the rear side, for example, the t to the stand can be both left-hand and right-hand (at the left). Suddenly Oga?

The most offensive thing is when you cross the road and think, "I am so beautiful and sexy, I will be given in any way" and then you are shouted, "Where do you cross the chicken's crowned legs?"

Three sisters ate the bodies under the window.

Ivanov: Why is the green green, the roses pink, the whitened white, the blacks blue, but the pigeons are not blue?? to

During the time of the dial-up, I could not dream in a dreamy dream that I would be called from the support services of different providers and offer high-speed internet, and I would all be sending a call.

Answer by mail.ru

The question:
Let me tell you the synonym, by the word, was it?

The best answer:
And why do you have a synonym, shoot right away... :)

Last night I went to a tour shop. The department of tents and bedrooms clearly lacks advertising "The program affordable housing in action!"

XHH: Remove the battery from the player and insert it into the vibrator.
Do you have a vibrator? x )
xxx: Would it be more funny if you said, Do you have a player on batteries? OO

for creators

Q: Did you forget how you filmed cowards and ran after girls in 5th grade?
WOW: Did you forget how in 2nd grade physics, you filmed a coff and sat in a lifter?

What a ### Physics in Second Class!? to

Parents care in advance that their children may go to hell. In the Christian Hell. Children are just baptized.

Nina
Guess who wants me back.
01:06:19

Dasha
The Lord?
by 01:06:39

8 year old boy born (PHOTOS)
and
What surprised me most was that he was eight years old.
go go

and dissatisfied:
My mother is the master of focusing attention on completely unnecessary details of the story. If I tell her that I came back from lunch and met a green mammoth surrounded by fascists and horseback police, my mom would be interested in what I ate.

And rightly ask - it is necessary to know what the daughter ate, once she was so touched.

How about vacation?
Fucking to fucking. My magical woman confused Iceland with Italy, can you guess where we went to sunbath?

Prokhorov proposed a 60-hour working week, Kudrin demands an increase in retirement age, the gref demands to cancel the payday in cash, welcome to life-long slavery

Anton: I sat tightly on the art...
But electricity here also needs caution.
I decided to kill Beethoven. of all.
I found a torrent collection.
The whole, the whole Beethoven.
25 did not bother me. Still a classic.
Hera probably wrote.
But why didn’t the picture of a healthy dog bother me?
PPC...
25 guides of movies about this dog ?))))
I would get bored if I was in traffic.

16 years:
I want to have a guy I know for a long time.
You know me for a long time...
and really. A good option. I need him to still love me.
... I love you.
–...
between the reactions
Go for cigarettes.

18 years old:
I want to have a man who you worked for and had a strong character. And a lot of romance I started working, changed a lot in the believing side, the character became much harder* after half a year:
You invited me to such a romantic place.
You wanted that.
How I dreamed of it. I want a man to still love me.
I love you...
Ugo thank you. I am home.

20 years :
Tell me what you feel about me? Is it so hard to confess love?
I love you.
Is it not?

You know what? Go to Nashville!

Notebook advertising in M-video on TV:
- Preponch: "...and by this, any point of the convex function can be called an extremum. Ivanov, repeat it."
- "I can’t, memory small"
How good that he did not remember this heresy!