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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12765
 24.11.2008
RustamFMF: Yesterday in the hospital the medical examination was carried out.In general, there was a seal left by the chief doctor to put.I go into the office, say, give up, I need... He interrupts me, grit "so, stand up..."He directs a palm of his hand to me, 5 seconds the chat rattles. "Do you have scoliosis 2 degrees?" I am "no" He:"Fuck why I never get it." o_0

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12764
 24.11.2008
Here you all watch over the admines and their vithers.
Do you know why the admin always walks in the sweater?
Yes, because in the server it is cold, crazy, like in the polar station!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12763
 23.11.2008
Otto67: A person produces about 25 tons of shit during his life.
teeemo4ka: 2/3 of which in the comments...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12762
 23.11.2008
Something, I don’t understand why the past 30 years have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics????? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12761
 23.11.2008
Somali pirates reject US loan to save mortgage system
Somali pirates have expressed their position on the deployment of missile defense in Eastern Europe
Somali pirates launched the first artificial satellite
Somali pirates refuse to let IAEA inspectors
Somali pirates recognize independence of South Ossetia and Abkhazia
The Ambassador of the Somali Pirates in the Russian Federation Abdul Nasir has expressed sharp criticism of the Saakashvili regime.
The construction of a new 100-kilometer particle accelerator has begun. France, Switzerland and Somali pirates are involved in the construction.
Somali pirates refinance Germany’s foreign debt
Somali pirates send inspectors to nuclear facilities in North Korea
2009 was declared the year of Somali pirates in Russia
Joint Russian Navy and Somali Pirate Navy exercises in the Gulf of Aden
According to the Mayor’s estimates, trade with Somali pirates reached 10 billion euros in 2010
Central Bank of Somali Pirates refuses to reduce refinancing rate
Pirate Abdullah gave his son Daimler Chrysler
Abdullah Jr. bought the English Football League
At the Olympic Games in Mogadishu, Somali pirates took a full set of gold medals.
The capital of Somalia is recognized as the new business capital of the world by removing Tokyo, New York and London.
The Somali stock market closed today with a positive index.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12760
 23.11.2008
Srissoid
The ideal girl is a vibrator with a built-in ATM.
Desired
The ideal man then who? A brewed beer?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12759
 23.11.2008
From my experience at the call center:
AB: Well it is not possible to enter the Express Payment Card...
OP: Please tell me what you are doing...
Yes, in the kitchen, I cooked fish.
c) Natalia

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12758
 23.11.2008
by Jasf:
Ranets - it is on the STS channel something like it was rotated, there is like a series and a kabbe group. In general, I think they have too much clothes for their level of performing skill.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12757
 23.11.2008
To the quote:

In response to a question on Google, he wrote:
"How to kill yourself?Of the many answers, the following killed me:
9 is Put a pencil in your nose and hit the table.
I cry ?

Are you an idiot? This cannot be written here. Not everyone has recovered from putting a vacuum cleaner into their mouth. Reduce the number of readers.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12756
 23.11.2008
From an Explanatory Note.
Based on the questions I have asked, I answer:
On the night of 19.11.2008 I used the computers of accounting users in order to eliminate the consequences of the Internet server failure that occurred on 18.11.2008. Since there was no access to other working machines, it was necessary to resort to the need to use these machines. Having the rights of a domain administrator, I do not see anything contrary to the official instructions of an employee of the IT department in his actions, and I consider the note of the Chief Accountant to be a naïve, blatant spell...
In order to prevent such situations, and no one needs a scroll, I suggest either to shut the mouth of this fucking aunt, who knocks better than a hammer, or to find her already a scroll and practice such a method of removing mice from the scroll.
With respect, Stanislav, IT department 20.11.2008


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12755
 23.11.2008
We may have a crisis, but if we judge by Moscow’s traffic jams, none of them.

Public transport has not moved.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12754
 23.11.2008
It was somewhere a year ago.

I was in the bus and my phone ringed in my pocket. When I pulled it, I

10 rubles fell on the floor.

I wanted to raise it, but in the telephone, the interlocutor asked to record a piece of stuff.

While recording, we headed to the next stop.

Here, the man who was sitting next to him, jumped sharply, grabbed the bill and

He runs out to the stop and from the spread, the forehead enters the pillar.

I dropped the phone. I was crying all the way.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12753
 23.11.2008
The real president must build Luzhkov, jail Khodorkovsky and

Growing up Medvedev.

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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12752
 23.11.2008
In the search for the scratcher, the cat was found a bite and scratcher.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №12751
 22.11.2008
The New Year promises not snow.
YYYY: Well... again rockets into dog fucking...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12750
 22.11.2008
Taurus: Do you know why the bourgeoisie calls the front glass wind?
SloVit: No
Taurus: Because they get stuck

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №12749
 22.11.2008
The inscriptions on cars.

Nothing is as positive in the morning as the inscription “Cover, I attack!” on the car crane that overtakes you.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №12748
 22.11.2008
Nothing distracts as much from work as the constant counting of time.

remaining until the end.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12747
 21.11.2008
Kitty 3 03:54:41
I’m so sad... so lonely [...]

seven 03:55:09
I folded my wings, turned to the was on my knees with a glove
and Murrrrrrr :-*

Kitty 3 03:55:18
Welcome to radiation.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12746
 21.11.2008
Threatening with a cosinus of sixty, the criminals took away the phone of Dana Borisova!

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