In China, a 13-storey house collapsed and did not collapse.
The best comment: Do it! There was a single-tiered house in thirteen floors, and it became a single-tiered house in thirteen entrances.

Dear, when we have sex with you, you don’t say anything at this very moment, and you don’t even whisper! Could you say something so that I know you are all? If you find it difficult to pronounce "I end", say "what", or "already", or something else.
Okay, I will say something.
And at this very moment, during sex, I hear an unhappy male voice, thin, like a girl, as if a cat’s eggs were squeezed:
2nd day: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!
How can I hide!!! to

Chuck Norris removed a page from Facebook!!!!! to

xxx: if you live in this country - know, at birth you as a real man chose "hard" in the graph of difficulty
yyy : ) )
XXX: What do women choose?
Tagged: hard-core
XXX Why?
yyy: easy in this country is not, and they still have a horse in a burning cage to drag

Chuck Norris and Onotole Wassermann met behind the chess board on December 21, 2012.

What do you know about disappointment? I remember, at the court deficit of 1989, I, a 6-year-old thin miracle, standing near the sovkova universe, waiting for my mom to go out shopping. And - a miracle: she appears with two 2-kg bags of seeds. There was no limit to my joy: I was never treated with such a delicious meal, and there is so much right away, eat until you break!
Later it was discovered that it was black. for the planting of grown bulbs.
You say disappointment.

Please come to us in Ukraine! We have cheaper, more fun and more salad.

The best comment to the video, in which a group from Denmark acapella performs hits of the 90s, in the description of the request to write comments in English:
It is Fakin Emeizin! You are awoman!

The spam site popped up. with large letters it is written "What awaits you in the new year", and just below the question "you have 18?" and the buttons are yes/no...
So how can you know what awaits me in the new year, a site that doesn’t know how old I am?

from JJ:
If anyone goes,
He is feeding the cat.
If you don’t feed the cat,
Why did he get up?

YYY: You decided to sing me?? to
First of all, myself...

Under Hitler in Germany, a rabbit could be taken out of a tram and shot. This is how he taught them to pay for the trip. They still pay properly for the trip. They don’t even have conductors.
Wow the idiots. Do they think Hitler is still in power?

Discussion on the hubre "Created camera with a record closing speed"

Comment: Even on such a camera, Chuck Norris will get blurred photos.

Girlfriend, why are you so sad?
YYY: Well... my fell... he ran away...
XXX is a nightmare. I can give a phone call of a familiar doctor on this issue.
Which doctor is he??? The server crashed and he ran away.

I am sitting at work, destroying old documents. The employee (C) enters, then the dialogue:
C – What are you doing?
(I) - Yes, I work out the shredder, I destroy the old accounts.
C is Aha! Today the bills, tomorrow the world?? to
O O O O O O O

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Are you still a boy?? to
No more girl!

I remember, in our "G" pattern lived a doll of Toll alone. I was 8 years old then. Uncle was fun. I like to drink and have fun. There were always problems with mentions. And when, once again, the thief came into the yard, we didn’t even guess who he was. Uncle Tola again did not share something with his wife and she called out... And here, they take out our neighbor’s pen and throw it through the back door into the car. Following one of the employees and in a moment, on a beautiful trajectory, like in American films, he flies back and painfully splashes on the ground. Out of the car looks an outraged uncle of Tola with a scream: "For me they have been pressed!!!", and knocks the door... And you say, epic wine...

k_n: I read the decision on the court’s website, they are obliged to remove personal information from the decision when issuing a general review. As a result, the following is obtained - "The plaintiff Zhukov L.V. The deceased J. P. <the data are withdrawn>, which is confirmed by the corresponding certificate of the conclusion of their marriage from 19.08.1972" ))))
m_a: yes, it was they cool hiding who the claimant Zhukov is)))))

xxx: Soft chair, aquarium with fish, legs on the table, tea, sandwiches with cutting
YYY: Hospitals, it’s time for me to connect with medicine
I didn’t understand the first two words.

Bullets change the government much better than elections!
It is burning)))