From the release of news on TV: Moscow student cheated an affairist, forcing allegedly to remove the corruption to bring all the cash and jewelry. The damage amounted to more than 2 million rubles in cash and 300,000 rubles for jewelry. Moscow students are not happy! and the dictionary wasn’t even surprised.

The word of Russia: Hey you, America! If you decide not to let our scammers and thieves come to you, we will immediately begin to destroy the future of the unhappy and homeless orphans!
U.S. Congress: What are you there, exactly E6"No?
Duma of the Russian Federation: AH TA-A-A-K! Then we will also lower pensions for pensioners and raise taxes for everyone, and we will raise the prices for everything legislatively! You will know, you treacherous ones, how honorable is the deceiver and the thief to defile!! to
US Congress: What about us?
Duma of the Russian Federation: AH TA-A-A-K!

Due to the mistake of the inexperienced, recently appointed head of administration, the entire budget allocated to the development of medicine, went to the development of medicine.

Ahhhhhhhhh...
Felis: The torment of my dreams – and married...
He is married to you, is he married to you?
Felicia: Yes
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I met a new neighbor. The musician. There are all the known musical instruments in the apartment. He also said that the apartment just needed a major repair and joyfully added that he has all the possible tools including 4 different perforators so that if something is needed I can take it from him. Good luck with the neighbor.

Advertising on the site about spiders - "spiders wholesale"

My teacher of Russian and literature, the lady was very intelligent (in some generation there, as is commonly said). She took her granddaughter (4-5 years old), who visited her in the summer, back home. The girl was a straight angel in curls, blue eyes, curls-chips, sat and painted. Half the car admired her. One of the admirers:
What are you doing? Do you put pencil?
The child cried and said:
The hero does not go!
Fifteen years have passed, and the teacher still remembers and redens.

XXX: Here's the idea to buy a snake home
YYY: Why buy it? Just get married.
xxx : ahhhh 😉

MTS support service response: from the egg of our company, we apologize to you.

In the morning, a letter from the contractor, with whom we broke the contract the day before: “You are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there.

==>Therefore, the incision frequency is 6 to 8 seconds

This is the time, ignorant! The Period!

And I will have my own tea ceremony, with mahjong and geisha!

Honor must not be taken away, it must be lived with honor.

My friend is a dentist. A few days ago, the next patient in the chair was a young brave guy in the shape of a hoist, who, however, was somewhat more nervous than ordinary patients. Instead of answering the question, he asked with hope in his voice:
“Doctor, tell me, did I not punish you?

If a father has been with a child for one day, then he is tired, and if a mother has been with a child for three years, then she does not.

Olya: By the way, there is another such psychological aspect, when people notice in others exactly what is in them themselves.
I go, I am an idiot.

Cole, I’m asking you again! All roads lead to you.
I feel like a word of three letters.
of Rome?

At 15 years old, we are standing on the pitch at the entrance of the elevator. The elevator is busy, someone is going. My root serga says:

When I was a child, I often pushed the doors of the elevator when someone was driving there. And he struck.

Said is done. We open the doors, the elevator gets stuck for a few seconds, then goes on. We are rugging.

The elevator stops on the 6th floor, the man goes up the stairs on foot, and without saying a word, gives us both in the roof and leaves. Serena, touching her jaw, notes:

“In my childhood, when we did this, we usually ate...this!

xxx: Today I learned about one of the scenarios of using huge five-inch smartphones on Android: they run video in full-HD, and when the processor overheats enough, the phone LOOKS LIFE.

X: How are you doing mathematics?
Y: Super
X: Can you help?
and of course)
X with logaritms?
and no))
X: the impasse
I only know integrals in perfection.
X: Will you decide with the integrals?
Y: No doubt
x: f1(x) g1(y) dx + f2(x) g2(y) dy = 0
X: here
X: Let’s decide
Y: equal to zero
Y: What is not understood
X: You are fast
Y: Yes
X: Can you be straight in your mind?
Y: It is for me to spit once.
x: int-(sqrt(2))^(x) 1/(t*sqrt(t^2 - 1)) dx = pi/12
y: I may be wrong, but I think the answer is pi/12