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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7345
 30.06.2008
[4:43:12] <xxx> Yobani drum, what hero am I getting up at dawn?
[6:54:27] <yyy> Are you a fuck?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №7344
 30.06.2008
Close trousers, clutches
Wrapped with signs
Have you seen fucking?

In the ears of the tunnel.
All the flowers in Macau,
I feel sympathy with his mom and dad.

You may cry,
Easy, without a reason
But in fashion now such "men"

As you want, you can not bring to the top, just a scream of the soul.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7343
 30.06.2008
The Japanese people are fucking fucking. The guy at the station sleeps on the store of the grandmother, judging all the way after drinking, whether the fucker was tired from work and her rubble. They stole, they stole. I guess they’re going to be fucking fucking. Ann no, nihuya, made her a cliché and went to the neighboring store to see what would happen.)))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7342
 30.06.2008
Those of you! During the victorious euphoria, I washed a child from a slight hustle. I see, the pulse is scratched, took the green, smashed, everything is okay. Then the Musa visited me, put her there, took the green again, and went on... I painted it in full: the stars on my shoulders, the name on the fingers of my hand, etc. The wife comes in - and almost loses consciousness, type, you are a thief, we need to go to the doctor tomorrow. They started to wash - no hero, a high-quality German green was kept, like Akinfeev. And so go. The doctor, according to his wife, was carefully interested, and who is your father...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7341
 30.06.2008
During the preparation for the exam, I put in the asche status of MATAN, SUCA: STOP, STOP, STOP!!! to
Who is Mattan?
WOW: It’s a frog like that... it wraps into the mool mosquito through the ear... it eats out everything... and then goes out for the exam... through the JOPU!! With a wild pain!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7340
 30.06.2008
Ash
Should I show you the magic?

soft
not none

Ash
A simple trick.

soft
What makes me sick

Ash
What I'll write below is a lie.

Ash
What is written above is true.


soft
AAAA

soft
Jan is betrayal!

soft
How did you do it?! to

Ash
O_O

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7339
 30.06.2008
Blindness is full.

Chush: The other day they were fighting with his wife, at the height of a quarrel, shouted that because of people like her, normal men are disappointed in the female race and go to pidarasa.

Yesterday, my wife checked my cell phone.

ChushЪ: And in the end I proved to her at noon that "Andrei neighbor" is a real neighbor, just a mistake, and not a friend-minetnik in Albanian(((

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7338
 30.06.2008
The Note:
What was the cry you had in the middle of the night? = = )
and KSIH:
Yes to fucking! I am in anger! The wolf came to me yesterday.
The Note:
and catman? You are +)))) Well? fulfilled his dream? Fucked that shit? Let me tell you!!! to
and KSIH:
What to tell there!! In the middle of the process in the apartment broke up prematurely appeared from work and with screams of the type of "you end, the coward!"" began to chase in one of the socks Katya around the apartment! I became psychotic and ran to my neighbor. I come back in half an hour. She was morally ready to find 2 bodies in the apartment, and there these two are already sitting in the kitchen and argue to the hiccups "which Linux distribution is better for the home station"! So little - so they did not come to a common opinion they arranged a quake in the waya-faja!
and KSIH:
On my attempts to attract attention to themselves both slowly flattered, and at the end in general pushed the hell out of the room and advised not to interfere with the process! As a result, the romantic evening ended in the fact that I 2 hours alone dried beer in the kitchen and watched MTV!, and 2 of these fools after 5 matches pleased with each other came out of the room and did not pay attention to me went to my dear dad to work to collect a new computer!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7337
 30.06.2008
Spirit is
I stayed with the girl ;)
Spirit is
The Virgin :P
Silent
It was rofl
Spirit is
There is :)
Spirit is
I say :P

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №7336
 30.06.2008
As for stupid blondes, stupid brunettes just envy them.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7335
 30.06.2008
http://www.socionik-light.com/thread/547-710-.html



In Soviet times.

The Symphony Orchestra under the direction of Gennady Christmas

He was speaking on television. The head of TV Lapin visited the rehearsal and

Then he asked Christmas:

Why are there so many Jews in the orchestra?

The Christmas answered:

Do you know how to play violin?

and no.

And I am not. And they can.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7334
 30.06.2008
An analogy with the stable.

A costly husband carries almost the entire salary in the bank.

The wife borrows from this bank to support the family and feed her husband.

My husband is pleased with the increasing contribution. The woman is pleased with what she can contain.

The Family. The bank is doubly satisfied!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7333
 30.06.2008
...painted by a talented Krasnoyarsk artist and just a good man Egor Zhong...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7332
 30.06.2008
† Alucard †: I am shy, shy and shy!
Funny_user: as well as fucking, uilo and luck.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7331
 30.06.2008
Voting®
Called the object yesterday.
Voting®
They say no, I’m coming.
Voting®
Of course they don’t have a fool, because they don’t have a light, but the notes work.)))))
Voting®
They probably thought it wasn’t transmitted by air or sexually from Odmin.))))
Zeon
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0000 ugga
Voting®
In the last instance, I would not refuse.
Zeon
Internet is a new form of communication
Voting®
There are only managers, everything has gone through a strict casting.
Voting®
I am not a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan.
Zeon
Brushed

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7330
 30.06.2008
Vampirchik: What are you doing?
L0ki: fish, type, dried hawaiian
Vampirchik: in the sense? o.o
L0ki: yeah papik did, did not dry up nikuya... the piston was half-grey
L0ki: He doesn’t do everything...
L0ki: not the current with fish such a hernia, I am already afraid of myself :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7329
 29.06.2008
The future is behind biogas, as Yulia Tymoshenko said. And he promised to produce 20 billion m3.
I wonder if it will produce the whole volume alone or how.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7328
 29.06.2008
Toughened (15:03:18 27/06/2008)
I have sperm in my head.

ACID (15:03:59 27/06/2008)
Spit them out or swallow them.

Toughened (15:04:42 27/06/2008)
I study biology on the subject of reproduction.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7327
 29.06.2008
Nick> Have you tried in the 90s to record the final screenshots of the series on the cassette and roll on the country on all the gardens in time, sowing horror among neighboring grandmothers?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7326
 29.06.2008
I'm going through the test "Are you a vampire?"
Genius question: Do you feel uncomfortable thinking that someone wants to burn you or cut off your head?
No shit, it is nice!

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