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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69153
 28.08.2012
X: I got home on the autopilot. Even if the policeman had not woke up at the partisan, I don’t know if he would have arrived or not. Well, ment to me so nice, I was dressed decently.
Y: Here is it! This is why drinkers should dress properly!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №69152
 28.08.2012
Help me, help me!!!! to
2 is oh?
At my house two hours ago, a drunken mother fell into the shell, in an inadequate full.
Now he sleeps on my couch. What should I do?
2: well, you have a conscience, it has the right to have fun, what such here, myself as to me a hundred times in the shit clung to sleep off.
1: There is a hole. I live in SPB.
2: I noticed
My mother is in Moscow!!!! to
2nd x_x

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №69151
 28.08.2012
She: That’s what makes me happy.
XXX – Listen to me! On freehand, the real ports do the topic.)
xxx and compilation
She: What kind of wings are I writing about?
He went to them.
She: No, I need to make an impression
He: Answer that the freeze is not here.
Even if she is unintelligent
He: say that these are ordinary ripples that have been invented for hundreds of years.
She: but at least so to support the conversation
She: ripples what is it?
He: ask him how to swipe KDE under FreeBSD?
Repository - Repository
He: Oh, I just understood how there are girls under whom the Aitishniks sign - I get married!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69150
 28.08.2012
C lenta: in 2012, the sales of AutoVAZ decreased by 18.5%, in connection with which cars increased by 12.7%
Straga: Competitiveness of AutoVAZ is growing right in front of the eyes...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №69149
 28.08.2012
What do you know about fear? Fear is when you listen to music in your bluetooth headphones and a suspicious guy shakes at you. Leaving the station where he came out, you stop playing music and you realize that you just had a battery.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69148
 28.08.2012
I started listening to the classics. At work in the headphones, the shob noise did not distract, the classic fits perfectly.
I listened to the perforator today.
And who played? and :)
Altor: Group "Green combinations"
The fucking hipster. All of the "Grebenen Pidaras" listen, and he "Green Combinezons".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69147
 28.08.2012
xxx is. How to do? Long time not seen. I’ll have to meet you 😉
YYYYY You know, I don’t drink!
xxx is. You know, you don’t mind!! to
YYYYY You can convince.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69146
 28.08.2012
On a walk with friends, a friend said she wanted to sit on a diet.

Sex is the best diet. Look at the slave.
(Add a whisper) and look at Nasta.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69145
 28.08.2012
[16:28] Tanunah> in every normal being when observing
Free cheese produces anxiety hormone antinaebin

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №69144
 28.08.2012
The laser can burn. For these reasons, it is not recommended to look at it with live eyes.
LEDs, light bulbs and the sun can not burn. More precisely, the sun can, but you have to try specifically.
Amigo: about lasers and the sun with alex agree. By the way, here one root shot a laser show on Sony 2100. the result - Sony is alive, but he now has diarrhea. appeared in six months.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69143
 28.08.2012
In short, I am standing at the stop, opposite stands at the stop 41 bus, I was driving a whisper, my left hand in my pants and really shakes. The bus was standing for 3 minutes.
Could it be simply?
- Fuck, how do I chew from how do I tremble?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69142
 27.08.2012
Russia...
The main slogan for the first of September - Take a loan, take a child to school... I got tired of such a advertisement...
Ahahahahahahahahahahah, where did you go?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69141
 27.08.2012
yyy (03:41:02 27/08/2012)
The iPhone (
xxx (03:41:08 27/08/2012)
Why?
yyy (03:41:15 27/08/2012)
He has fun with his ears.
xxx (03:41:27 27/08/2012)
............

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69140
 27.08.2012
(the girl throwing a dialogue "-go, you have a strong handshake, you have been living alone for a long time?" asks to explain the meaning)

by Vladimir
A man to whom a strong handshake, very strongly pumped his right hand, engaged in self-satisfaction, so he lives alone for a long time.

Angelika
Well, I thought something else :)

by Vladimir
I wonder what?)

Angelika
Just don't laugh too much :) I thought that since he doesn't have a girlfriend he forgot what tenderness is :)

Woooot! There are still unspoiled girls on earth. I was tired. 😉 I get married!

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69139
 27.08.2012
xxx: watched "3 meters above the level of the sky 2"?
YYY: No
XXX: What about you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69138
 27.08.2012
Over the years of training, I realized: it is impossible to agree with my body, you can only fuck it.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №69137
 27.08.2012
At the exit of the store, the girl asks her mother: "Mom, what is better, to be a boy or to die?"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69136
 27.08.2012
The fire, the forest... I sit, brother, mother.
I: Mom, remind me how it follows: "Where does the Motherland begin?"
Mom: "... From the picture in your booklet"
Brother of Arbus?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69135
 27.08.2012
Are you so fat? What kind of McDougall are you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69134
 27.08.2012
Hatred between people is terrible in war, in prison, but it is not in any comparison with the feelings experienced by the husband and wife who choose the wallpaper.

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