A friend came and complained.
He says our developers are uneducated. We put the monkeys in the tea. He said he was in the elevator. The elevator is slow, there is a crowd of programmers.
During this time she heard 3 decent words: "function", "adapter" and "cache".
We pretended that they could discuss there and said that we supported, joined and even ready to develop.

When I was a kid, tamagochi was very popular. I wanted to have a toy, but I couldn’t afford it. So I sat on the shifts and watched other children play.



During the summer holidays, my mother promised a surprise for the new school year.

“You wanted tamagotchi,” she said when she handed me a red cat. He also needs to be cleaned.



I did not cheat.

Chuck Norris swung his fingers into the socket and killed the electric current.
vanile_joker2: but Chuck has more than 20 victories in combat, with none of the fifths and no defeat.
Sagax: It’s strange that Chuck had to kick his fingers into the socket to kill the electric current.
Komar: In this way, Chuck Norris just gave electricity a chance.

The guy of the type will be deducted 40 thousand each month during the year (480 in the sum, isn’t it), but he can’t resign because he will have to compensate 350 thousand.

Pure mathematically, this is great, however, attention to the question: where to get 350 tires if you quit?
The option is to find a well-paid job" - rather from an alternative reality.
These are harsh laborers.

Mom’s acquaintance retired in a network universe as a cleaner. The cleaner was there alone, and her schedule surprised me. One weekend is Sunday. The vendors worked two by two. It was necessary to go to another city, so when the manager offered to take her documents, she agreed. Over the course of the year, her duties all grew, and the salary was minimal. And she decided to resign, the chief persuaded her for a long time, but she did not go to the excuses, and went to the main office to resign. There she learned that she worked for two for one salary all this year. By state there were 2 cleaners with a schedule of 2 through 2. The second cleaner was the manager.

Alexandre, what happened to your fashionable intriguing gloss?
ZZZ: Give the water.

When a 5-year-old daughter asked me where she came from, I replied that she was in my stomach, and then was born, without any details, but I believe that stories like "aist brought" is not worth telling... She was then at the grandmother's visits, a neighbor came. A neighbor, a neighbor.

Why do you have a big stomach?

I don’t know, I eat a lot.

D: You probably have a little one there, right?

C: Well you, the kids in the cabbage are found, I was found there.

D: Oh, what, my mom gave birth and threw you out in the garden???? to

In short, either the children are not from me, or British scientists

If British scientists are right, then children should not be "not from you", but "not from her"
So they are on the way neighbors.

Habhaber
"Well, if the conspirators find nothing in the yandex, they can always go crazy!"

# phallometry

ххх: Only my abbreviation HSV is associated with the abbreviation MPH?

No, everyone who caught the old Lurk. He established the association. Because the excess of stress there was steadily compared to attempts to measure MPH.

Fuck your mother, how tired you are.

It is important that there is no June after May.

Too cold, too hot. Too few weekends, too many, enough to hike. They celebrate too much and nobody celebrates. Do you feel good at all, Blake? You are in need!

"It is time for us to go out urgently!", the wife said, sitting at the table, there is a borst.

Dialogue in the library:

Do you have books about paranoia?

Right behind your back!

I went to the pharmacy. I, husband and middle son (7 years old). I buy contraceptive pills. My son is interested:

What are these pills? Are you sick? Why are they to you? What are they then?

- These are children's pills, - I can't stand it and "cut the truth-mother."

My son is scared:

The new ones or the old ones?

But in our family, as - nothing happened yet, and the culprit is already known.

Do you want to become an oligarch? Try it and don’t sit down.

As a child, they played hiding in the yard. They searched for a long time but could not find it. And then it turned out that he went home without saying goodbye, and moved the next day. I have not seen him for 10 years.

Don’t try to find the correct answer to your wife’s question, “Where are you, fucking, before 5 in the morning?” There is no correct answer.

I go in the elevator. 12 floor house with zero floor. Button 14 from 0 to 12. One in excess. The children near her with a marker drew the arrow up and signed "RAY".

The tram drivers are insidious and clever, never trust the tram drivers. You are rushing on a boat, you have time to hide at the stop from the rain, and the app promises that your tram in 4 minutes and will take you to your stop without transfers, registration and SMS. And there is a terrible rain on the street and you believe the tram driver and wait for him. Four minutes passed and he was gone. But you don’t give up and still wait and hope. And 10 minutes later he comes and you forgive him for being late, because he’s a tram driver here and it’s raining on the street. But it turns out that he is not going to take you to the desired stop, because he is lazy, but he is a tramman and is already here, and it rains on the street. And you forgive him for his shortened route and think of crossing the road. And it seems that everything is fine, but after 3-4 stops the tram stops and shuts everyone under the rain, because on the road the tree and the tram can not get around it. And since there is nothing to do with the tree, you go out in the rain and ride on a self-driving car back these 3-4 stops, because the tramman has landed everyone so that the subway is faster to get back on the road. And here you ride under the rain and get angry at the tram, and the lost 30 minutes, and the used trip, but in the depths of your soul you understand that tomorrow you will still stand at the stop and wait until the last and hope for the tram, which will take you to your stop without transfer, registration and SMS.