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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18254
 17.07.2009
XXX is
Throw, I go out of the subway today, I see - a bomb in the garbage compartment is digging... well, a bomb like a bomb, a bearded, and so nothing unusual. I walk a few steps and then I start to wildly rub)) You never guess what he had on his T-shirt!
YYYY
Gee and what?
XXX is
Bounty Hunter

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №18253
 17.07.2009
They ask – as of the smart, pay – as of the fools.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18252
 17.07.2009
Everyone who has a grandmother, or another possibility not to go to the army, say, "Nahui this army, I forgot there?and "

And those whom they grabbed for their ass and dragged, said, “Every man must go through this.”

c) Khabarov

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18251
 17.07.2009
He told Kora. His acquaintance in the late 1990s moved to Malaysia. Sitting somewhere at the airport with a group of our tourists, waiting for a guide. Our tourists are steep, in chains, rings, a matte wheel to the right and to the left. They are approached by an Asian, small, one-and-a-half meters with a hat and say, "Be more modest, here a man to kill 20 US dollars is worth it."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18250
 17.07.2009
If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18249
 17.07.2009
WNdy+) (22:57:17 15/07/2009)
What are you interested in?

me (22:58:17 15/07/2009)
music, books, poetry, painting, masturbation, theatre, opera and of course ballets)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18248
 17.07.2009
I thought I had all the bad habits that I had.
WOW: It is horror!
HHH: Oh, and how to live on?
WOW: Do not worry. You will not live long...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18247
 17.07.2009
of Moscow. District of Cherry. Three nights. Half an hour in the courtyard. The battery is already seated. Oret isce. I hear the window open and a man's sleeping voice rings:
It’s crazy when you finally steal it.
I didn’t sleep all night of laughter.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №18246
 17.07.2009
The most gesture is when you look out the window in the morning, and someone on the road below painted "404 - the street is not found" O_o almost did not fall into the window

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №18245
 17.07.2009
A resident of the United States paid a high price to buy a pack of cigarettes at a gas station in the state of New Hampshire. According to CBS, after checking his account a few hours later, he found that he owed the bank an astronomical amount.
Josh Mushinsky’s debt amounted to a 17-digit figure of $23 quadrillion. "I was a bit excited. The amount was too big. I even thought somebody bought Europe on my credit card,” the smoker said in an interview.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18244
 17.07.2009
xxx: well, you are diving, you are normally diving with a mask and a pipe - fish, grasses and all that can already be seen! Shipyards are all...
YYY: The grass is yes... with a pipe. Especially if the boats... excellent dives are.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18243
 17.07.2009
Orie: "going out of the office with programmers" is like "going up with cockroaches", just the opposite.

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18242
 17.07.2009
Once a program for downloading digital drugs has appeared, soon some inventive Dima Dibenko will write a module for her to enter virtual reality.
The depth is born.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18241
 17.07.2009
We are strange people, Odin! I sit down at lunch at the buck and on the white shoulder with the wasabi screw I grasp!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18240
 17.07.2009
From the recipe:
The Ingredients:
of 270 gr. Negroes
5/16 cups of sugar
5 of 16? O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18239
 16.07.2009

I am still confused – is it in our time and at our age (we are all peers – 27-28 years old) that the priority is constant action, not stable relationships and family?
____________________________
It is black jealousy. Better take care of your husband so that he does not try to get rid of these fools. They take away other husbands because they think they will take care of them in the same way. Remember to! Family and love are games in which the cheaters never win. You will not get love! Love on one side (one side does everything and the other does nothing) is the shortest-lived feeling.
Bring to the top and to yourself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18238
 16.07.2009
The Mom Forum

Zzz: How old to breastfeed a child? I have been feeding for three and a half years now.
...
ggg: to school
...
FFF: feed already to the army, and there his boss will feed :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18237
 16.07.2009
XHH: On the telephone is included the channel “news”. I enter from the street and hear: the rest of the shopping points the government intends to give to the aliens... At this moment a small switched the channel...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18236
 16.07.2009
From the news:
Swiss company Barry Callebaut invented heat-resistant chocolate, which starts to melt only at a temperature of 55 degrees Celsius.As noted by the German newspaper Spiegel, Barry Callebaut is one of the world’s leaders in the production of chocolate.

The comments:
Body temperature is also a thermal effect. Now you can pump out exactly the same pieces that were swallowed.

Advertisers write the slogan "Chocolate Vulcano melts in *jo-e*, not in the hands".

And in the stomach it is digested in just 72 hours. Eat and order! 😉

In 72 hours, he will have time to go through several cycles of eating, allowing him to enjoy one chocolate plate over and over again!


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18235
 16.07.2009
xxx: How the universe went (I will count and create my own, with blackjack and prostitutes!
YYY: Is Moscow smashed another MGIMO? 0 - O

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