The NIFF:
I love the rain and I can hide my tears in it.
of Ulyanov:
I love the Borges. You can drown your hunger.

I work in a computer supermarket, in a few months pumped +100 craftsmanship. The guilt of the rule: crumbled.

xxx: and take it away, in the end, in the computer desk box!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: you have so many wires and all kinds of iron shit that soon there will be a robot!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
Fuck, I think I said that badly. (

Dr. Mr Nikolaev We catch the car from Petrogradka to Mr. Nikolaev. I am inexorable. Kira sits ahead, we are behind. I turn off immediately. After a while, I come to myself, look around the salon and ask, “Where is Kira?” Kira turns from the front left seat and says, “I’m here!” I shrink and begin to scream at the whole salon: "Come out of the wheel, fuck, you will kill us all!!!!". They caught the right-hand car.

The morning. We wake up with our beloved.
I: Are you a woman?
She: Yes
I: And who am I?
She is: a man.
I: Whose man am I?
She is: My
I: Your man wants to eat and fuck, what are you going to do?
She is: run away!!! to

Modern Russian female - and the screw on the comp will install, and in hidden folders porn will find.

"leaning all over the office" is like laughing on TV.

XXX was in the cinema. Trailer for the "Mission Impossible" show. The first phrase:"A hour ago it became known that the Kremlin was blown up" and here the whole hall begins to applaud. But suddenly though.

Added to:
' 2625 year Google Corporation has officially confirmed that it has acquired everything possible'

Only Apple Corporation, which patented all the letters of the English alphabet, is now suing Google over the name.

The most stupid awakening in life.
I am on the train at night. I lie on the lower shelf with my head to the window, the neighbor above lies to the window with her feet.
I wake up in the middle of the night to see the cucumbers on my face that she put on her feet!

The banner with the advertisement of the restaurant on the E-95 route "Are you UHU ELLE?" - a great motivator to reduce the speed.

Seminar on Network Marketing.
Lecturer: Who has people who can get everything you want, everything you want?
Most slowly and uncertainly pull their hands up.
You don’t understand, I’m not about drugs.
All hands quickly and confidently descend.

Purchased Alphabet vitamins, there you need to take three different pills a day, each after a meal, lie down, dust, all in any way to eat three times a day I can't :(

The girl:
My mother is the master of focusing attention on completely unnecessary details of the story. If I tell her that I came back from lunch and met a green mammoth surrounded by fascists and horseback police, my mom would be interested in what I ate.

In my opinion, she should ask you what you are smoking.

I decided to do a crazy thing today. He decided to ask his girlfriend for forgiveness with the help of candles (200pcs) and the written text. He put out the text, began to light candles. I struggled for 40 minutes with no result. A young couple comes out to help. The girl after 20 minutes of unsuccessful help says:
I would only forgive one idea... (silence) And then I would give up!
Her boyfriend looked at her a long time later with her mouth open :D

XX: I collect monthly reports on the work done with staff.
XX: Consistently entered 20 healthy men, each with the phrase "Take my monthly" took my brain out forever...

An explanatory girl who was taken away by the guards and taken to the shelter. Written literally!! to

Obesity

25.12.07 at 4.30 p.m. when the shift went up at the wharf, Vova waved me up at the shuttle and laid down on the floor, removed the coward and began to lay my sexual organs, then stood up and walked on the shuhir, and Sirojah began to shift @bat on the floor. I was pleased with Vova.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have to wait until the lunch ended. All is OK.

I want you, you are awesome.
I can see you, the charm of my eyes

Epic Feel was here this morning. Father goes to work, after half an hour comes back, opens the door, whispers the cat, leaves the house.

There was no hot water in the whole city for a month, and here it is!
...the rocky bass of the neighbor from below: "Lord, please help us..."