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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69133
 27.08.2012
XX: I advise you not to be nervous. Your nerve cells, you know, do not regenerate.
YYYY: Blaat...I recommend you to keep quiet! Your teeth have the same properties.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69132
 27.08.2012
According to local residents, the opening of hunting

... they were shooting here with drunk crowds around the garden... arms, guns are burned somewhere, I was cut off one, so he, a fool, shot me all the cabbage from a machine gun... and in the barracks the padds were shooting...
(place of action - a village, to the nearest reservoir with a live wild cat on a straight kilometers ten)

It is Z.Y. 90% of such hunters are big people in Hollywood, they send the police to the fox, and they go small steps.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69131
 27.08.2012
XHH: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste with watermelon, but after all, I am allergic to watermelon. I am a risky guy.
Going by the knife :)
Risk is my second name.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69130
 27.08.2012
Echuy: I went to a men’s beauty salon and raised my pulse! and =-)
Echuy: Or Shake Up: Santa Barbara for Real Men
Echuy: I was one of your numerous beer bottles, we were together for a while, but you pulled it all, and one day I just realized I was exhausted, and then I ran away from you and you didn’t even notice it!
“No, it’s impossible, I’ve seen you with Emily!
“I have to confess to you... Emile is your long-lost second socks!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69129
 27.08.2012
You broke my heart.

Yyy: I’m so awkward, all the time I beat it.

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №69128
 27.08.2012
What is?
Lila now considers me an ideal girl.
and? What a joke?
-I told myself and sent myself to the h*y, and he is already the second day rhetoric, dive, says that it is cooler than the borst!
and XD

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69127
 27.08.2012
We play with my girlfriend on the network in Heroes 3, she and I in alliance against
The computer comes, kills a strong enemy.
Girl: and after your death your castle, resources and troops will not
Go to me?
I: Hey... we are not in marriage, but in a union, and everything has come to the enemy.
You don’t think about me at all, everybody gets something.
Fuck, I’m offended by you!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69126
 27.08.2012
Death opened the door.
without knocking broke in.
Nicole cried hard.
Take the nine reception.

Sibelis

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69125
 27.08.2012
From the discussion of the new Microsoft logo (a square consisting of 4 color sectors):

Pulplera1n: What does yellow mean? The blue is Windows, the red is Office and the green is Xbox. Yellow was not mentioned.

Vlad72: and the yellow is the house in which all this is developed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69124
 27.08.2012
I will find a worthwhile job, a couple of three months, and an apartment for myself
What is the name of the apartment loan?
Journey to Hell?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69123
 27.08.2012
We play with a friend on the net, he thinks the killed mobs.
The First Nash! The second NAH! The Third Nash!
Can you do without Matt? sick...
The fourth one!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69122
 27.08.2012
You promised to go, but you fulfilled the task? How about the result?
Fulfilled in part.
How is it?
Until now, I only managed to go fucking away.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69121
 27.08.2012
Gennych: Damn, your name is probably not taken to work anywhere.

Kryvorukov: UGU, so I had to become the founder and director of the largest commercial center =)

[ + 34 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69120
 27.08.2012
If a girl loves beer, fishing, playing cards, drinking vodka with port wine, virtuously mating, and, most importantly, painting eyelids with her mouth closed, then this is a former man.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69119
 27.08.2012
Good guys fuck only bad girls.
But good guys only know good girls whom bad guys fuck.
That’s why good guys don’t fuck anyone.

A (C)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69118
 27.08.2012
The xxx:
I have eaten :)

The SSU:
of whom?

The xxx:
The beans (

and ccc:
According to Freud.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69117
 27.08.2012
and gt;
I saw a student who thought that Kunilingus was the name of some ancient Roman commander.
P.S Yes, since then, I’ve always written “Cunilingus” with the big letter.

It is good that there are still non-corrupt schoolchildren.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69116
 27.08.2012
I'm a perfect woman - I'm allergic to sweaters.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №69115
 27.08.2012
At our school of higher mathematics one day his favorite dog named Jean-Paul Belmondo disappeared. He announced that he would put five without an exam. Since then, the Joppa has been disappearing every session.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69114
 27.08.2012
Yesterday, a guy came to me to suck, met my mother, thought that the house was rentable and said that he was my brother from Syktyvkar. It is brilliant, fuck.

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