From the ASK:
Husband: Why so long?
I sit with your sister.
Why was he surprised again?
Wife: We’ve plotted her cows today. She was more genuine. Here we took white strands under the color of hair and wrapped them.
Husband: And what then?
Her hair is up to her knees. :D While we were trying to lift them, the cell phone ringed. She moved after him. I forgot about the patls, grabbed them for the door pen, turned around and broke my leg.
Man: Oh and now what?? to
What did the gips put on? We sit waiting for parents and watch what news will spread between friends first.
Cossacks are winning.
The husband p.

AAA: A friend told me that if you bite your lips a little before you kiss them, they will swell and it will be much more enjoyable to kiss.
ZZZ: You just don’t forget that it doesn’t work with a member.

Unnamed One: How these Hawaiian instruments are called

Unnamed One: Chick-Chi-Chi

The Marrakesh?

Unnamed One: Em.. describe them

That kind of chic-chic.

Unnamed One: Dooo

Unnamed One: Unnamed One!

This morning I accidentally picked up the keyboard and found an orange caramel under it! It is delicious! The day started successfully.

Mr. Smith: My comp has been six years old! I’ll go to school next year.)

(Hello to the author from the fan :)

Oshun (14:56:11 13/07/2009)
Have you heard of digital drugs?
Oshun (14:56:16 13/07/2009)
That is it? )
Sabazios (14:56:27 13/07/2009)
I prefer analogues.

If we put on the map of Russia all cases of corruption of inspectors of the GIBDD - it will be the Atlas of Russian roads

VKontakte is now real with blackjack and prostitutes! and :)

The xxx:
Do you need 300,000 needles?
Our bought x@r when, now it does not fit anywhere, now they go down, bl@loša, sell!!! to
YYYY :
The MDA writes...
The xxx:
There are buttons and buttons.
The xxx:
Bl@, I will buy a plasticine, I will make eggs, eyebrows, and I will throw Fseh Nah.

buster: yeah, if you come tomorrow to the Chevrolet Camaro 2010, Masha will show you her breasts
asderty in 2010?
asderty: yes to me the boss Chevrolet will show his breasts if I show him Chevrolet 2010 =)

The man entered the chat and wrote, “Is this the Elphic Army?” Or have you swallowed?

It is clear that a person is specific!!! to

SRAEL: Warse give up! You are surrounded!! to
Bars<inq>If I am a warrior, then you are a warrior.

In connection with the repair that has been ongoing for several days, the door with the cocktail was removed in the toilet, so as not to pack. The door is new, the repair is dirty. Now the sitting on the toilet entertains himself and those around him with screams: "Don’t pass by!"

If you want the secretary at the reception to always smile to customers, allow it.
8 hours of access to an anecdote portal.
(from the real life)

The neighbor told me. A few years ago it was the case.
He wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a childlike voice.
some some. Well he stands up, enters the nursery, looks at his son’s bed,
He was then nine years old, empty, and in the corner of the bed a piece of blanket and
There is a whisper from below:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
A few seconds of silence, and again:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
He runs to the bed, pulls off the blanket, and sees his son sitting,
He smiles and whispers, and hears in his ears. The father takes the child in horror.
He puts his head in his ears and says:
“We are robbers, robbers, robbers.
Pif-paff, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!
Pif-Paf, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!”

Self-confident student to his colleague:
In a few years, people will talk when they look at our building.
The student Ivanov studied here.
Voice from the educational part:
If you don’t pass the exams, people will say that next time.
The week!

Olya
A child 3 years old on a new car on a Ford on each door with a nail nail painted the whole family *ROFL*

XXX is so... big.
WOW: WOW...
That is... cold.
by mmm...
That is... pleasant.
WOW... WOW...
The unfreezed chicken you must have pulled out of the freezer before you go to work!! to

XXX There is Justice!
YYY :?? to
xxx: The prostitute snatched my nokia, but when she rolled out her iPhone, and the door clamps on me! ))))
YYY: ROFL

Go to 4?
I can't wait until half four.
How do you say 😉