Chuchella: Wow, Edward Cullen is the perfect boy for a girl aged 16-17. That was the relationship I wanted at the time. To write songs for me, I could not live without me, I was afraid to kiss and look to read...mmmmmm...how to describe it....

VanilnoeNebo: Нуууу... In fact, he was afraid to kiss only because he could eat. Not from shyness.

What a country!? to
They launched one satellite - did not reach and slipped into the ocean.
Started the second - arrived)) but no one knows where :)

xxx: who is the gel balls, almost free???))
Why are they not pleased with you?
We don’t know where to go for 70!!! to
Yyy: Breathe them and talk with a cartoon voice)))
XXX: 30 has already been breathed! It still remains!! We are already sick!!! to

From Habr:

karazyabko: How can you work where there is such a roll of poppy polyethylene?
Vvzvlad: It is very simple. There were two rounds before.

LeeRoy: This morning the rubbish truck under the windows tried to transform into a decepticone. I don’t know how successful, but the sound of the pipet was, of course.

He said, “Hello, I’m coming soon.
“Hello, you have a guitar, right?
He: Yes and what?
She: Is she with a thick or thin grip?
He: With a thin... And what?
She: Hm, is there a chest?
He: No, I usually still drive that way. And what?? to
She: Then don’t come... You have a thin grip and no blanket.

“Dima, la khante estamu loc...”
Do not argue, Sergei Sergeich! In 5 minutes the mail will work.

Tell me, is it true that when you buy a perforator, you eat cookies?

Announcement of work.

I need a programmer

The team needs a PHP programmer.
The mandatory requirements:
27 years, 1984 birthday
Name of Vladimir
Standard requirements for a programmer, you can be a flash programmer.
Experience over 3 years
Examples of development

From the MŽA forum (section - reviews about trains).

Cars in standard colour BCH.
A man sat in Penza, lying on his shelf above my seat.
I was awakened 30 minutes before I arrived. An hour later, when the train was far away from Morshansk, and I was walking on the dark yet perron, I found that I was in the shoes of the upper Prensen man. Moreover, the shoes perfectly suited me in size, was very comfortable, I liked the style. My old shoes, which I had to put on a few hours later, I was small, and in general, I was going to throw them out soon.
But back to the train...

Conversation on FB

XXX: The First Channel goes "The Habitat". They talk about fraudulent online shops. One of the heroines ordered cosmetics and then discovered that her phone and other personal data were indexed by Yandex. Calls to this store and hysterizes: “I don’t understand how my data got into the computer, and I’m still upset that the operator doesn’t understand it.”

YYY: She is a clear fool. They still know that it is enough to buy a new monitor so that all the old data disappears.

Let us go to sleep. Sister, despite my excuses not to do so, turns on the TV. There is a vicious male face in the whole screen, and at full volume: "What do you need??!?". Quickly turns off, jumps into the bed and with such a flattering voice: "Nichooo..."

Husband's brother (18 years) sat with our son for two days: drink, feed, put on a pot, sleep...
Yesterday we took the child and he was so thoughtful: Yes, naffig! I went for condoms.

News on the rambler about the creation of bulletproof skin.
The first comment:
-And if a bullet goes through the mouth, then the surgeons to call or a blindsman with a Bulgarian?

From the portal Vesti.ru:
"Dutch scientists have invented bulletproof skin."

The comments:

Archara Sevsk:
Putin has a strange...

But, Mom, here Dad shed coffee on the white towel. Drop it or what?
Don’t touch my father. Throw the towel into the machine and I’ll do it tonight.

Please solve the mystery! Is the Red Virgin sitting in prison and her hair on the street?
Has the tampon been inserted?

by Habr

My neighbor still believes that Linux is only for hackers and there are 2 main buttons “break the site” and “get a messy internet.”

lexkanev: For what I love one class.ru - for what I don't use them.

XXX: I have one group.
YYY: And what about him?
xxx: He wanted to be withdrawn from the universe, for the debts of study, the order was already given. He was seriously very upset, finally realized that he was dying rarely and decided to correct.
YYY: How is it?
I decided to go to Tibet to the monks so that they would teach him hard work and humility. Everybody talked about their plans, they gathered.
YYY: Have you left? OOO
No, I didn’t take it off :D