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BigEmi1: Nuuu kakogo xera???? Where is Sloan? Bliaad ludi vasje oxreneli! Sami legkii bass 

remi zik: even google translation can't help me with this one :( english please? and :)

Alex007minsk: idi na xui

Remi Zik: WTF people!! :D

Alex007minsk: pindosov stebaem, che :) 

Remi zik: I made contact with an alien specie

Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.
I want to believe that we will be worthy of their generation. The eternal memory.

Are you dying? Are you not fighting at all?
- Sudar, you understand that in our wonderful town of science-city - it doesn't look suitable for our society.

It is proven that a speaking cat from the iPad takes a candidate of science up to 1 hour.

I like American fighters. "Mortal Weapons" Part 1 The final movie. Martin Riggs in shredded clothes (attention!) automatic rifle, runs to the scene of the incident, it is stationed by the police:

Police – Who are you?
I am from the police!
The police: Go on!

tormented by insomnia. I sleep for two hours, then I wake up and can't sleep for a day, even if I want to. It seems to me that if I shoot myself in the head, I will fail for two hours, and then, shit, I will get up and be tormented with a dead body again.

All the car companies recall their cars through dealers, and the car car through hijackers, yesterday in Samara stole 150 priors... from my microry only 12...

XY: Low, thin... Compact, right?
XX: Comfortable in transportation :)
XY: There is, for what reason... for what reason to carry?

I watch pseudo-scientific shit on RN-TV, I don’t touch anyone. There are all sorts of scary footage, blabla... And here suddenly among these footage I see a piece of the red end of Mass Effect 3.

How to believe them after that? :D

XXX: Go to
Yyy: I don’t believe in the help of splashing. The fact that a person believes in such nonsense indicates that he does not believe in himself.
Zzzz is correct. Sasha Gray never splashed, and achieved success.

The most important thing in solitary life is not to allow mold to evolve.

Damn, how, sometimes, irritates the position "not my duties"!!! Yes, it’s not my duty to reassure the passengers and explain to them what the hell is with their luggage. But, as a person, it is not difficult for me to break through the right girl, learn everything to do and pass on to the passengers on the squad. And I don’t care that’s not my concern, I just understand their concerns! And I’m much more pleased to hear thanks to myself, rather than wild screams.
And it’s not difficult for me to spend a few minutes on a guest from the mountains, though, sometimes they’re very upset, and explain to him where to buy a simka or replenish the balance.
Even more so, I’ll take someone’s shopping package from Duty Free and take it to the Baggage Search. Because if the owner is gone, anyone can take him. It would be a pity to spend a few thousand rubles.
And to you, dear companion, I wish the same indifferent surroundings as you. And whoever you, if you get into a difficult situation, did not call to help, because it is not in his obligation.

yyy: Today I read that the girl of my height, the weight should be 2 kg more...
xxx: just there it was assumed that the girl of your height, at least something weighing breasts!

The phone call.
and yes?
Can I talk to an internet user in your family?
and yes.
All the good, goodbye.
...??? to
Gothic...

I go through the bazar today, I walk past the mushrooms, a lady sits, in front of her a table on which mushrooms are flooded, very strongly reminiscent of mosquitoes. I passed by, I think fucking, well, the mosquitoes, the lady probably doesn’t know and will poison anyone. He returned to her:
Good morning, what are your mushrooms?
(with a very pleasant look): the mosquitoes!
I found nothing else to say.

HH: I went out to eat.
What are you going to eat?
Tagged: pleasant
Cabbage, nothing more
WOW: you need to immediately indicate this with a couple of words "I went cabbage"
I’m going to bustle.

moved to a new apartment. I don’t smoke and I don’t drink coffee. The cave is disappearing)

Have you planted anything this year?
and yes. and. and. The liver

Fuck, my computer is broken.
Reasons to Buy a New
Yes, but it will only be in the winter. :)
Say the names. I jump, you will come to me to play, but on the condition that sometimes I will distract you with sex.
The perfect girl

I can’t be afraid of my sister for the sake of HDD.
2nd?
1: the child is not yet 3 years old, she already knows the atlas of human anatomy (in pictures, essno). Which organ you will not show - it will name everything, the whole skeleton, all the vessels and arteries including
1: Just now
On the couch sits a cat.
A sister walks around her and bats something.
1: Listen to me
Angel voice of a 3-year-old girl
First I will eat your eyes... then your heart... your atriums and ventricles... we will eat all your veins... we will eat your stomach... we will eat even a wool... and you will only have bones and nails.
A cat with a scream of horror crashes from the couch and flies out of the room.
Now, let’s present a picture.
On the street, a stranger approaches his sister.
Girl, do you want a candy?
1: Enormous naive children's eyes
1: The voice of an angel
First I eat your eyes.