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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101493
 07.08.2014
Every time reading the next news about the Donbass with "disclosures", where they prove that the militias / Russian / Chechen / mercenaries / aliens are fighting there (which needs to be emphasized), the anecdote of the time of the Vietnam War is remembered:

The Americans surrounded the heights in the jungles where Vietnamese partisans hid. They scream:
Vietnamese people, give up!
In response to the scream:
The Vietnamese do not give up. Kowaljenko, the projectile!"

A war with a quick end. The rest of the good, intelligent cat, bearded admin, a good shredder!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101492
 07.08.2014
Do you have beautiful girls in Minsk?
I don’t know, I’m playing Dota.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101491
 07.08.2014
Yes, I am on Stage. I think about the mushrooms.
Is the forest far away?
Everything is relative, like Einstein. If the mood is good, then the tattoos. And if "after yesterday", then no-ego-nafig-tracing-chren-knowing-where

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101490
 07.08.2014
this

If there is trouble, who will protect you, foolish foolish? The eye-catching intelligent who, with the spirit of half an hour, gathers to catch the flies? Or a sofa football fan with a beer bowl proudly lying on his knees? Those who spend time in battles, even virtual, are much less likely to get lost in a critical situation.

= = = is = is = is = is = is
as a rule, the virtual fighter is just in glasses and with a beer bub.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101489
 07.08.2014
The Ch. We need to squeeze it in bags and load it quickly.
The Ch. They pay for the amount of bags, so you don’t have to roam! The main thing is volume, not weight.
The Ch. * the scope
The Ch. But... ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101488
 07.08.2014
Allah is the Messenger of Allah (swt). The Ukrainian military after a massive shelling by Russia was forced to retreat to the Russian Federation.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101487
 07.08.2014
from the polythe. Tagged with "Censorship"

by Nikolai Amzirov:
Dry your clothes on the balcony of a private house in Germany. The police will come and punish you. This shit can be done anywhere.

by 026a9dc4
that is. Is Russia a better country than Germany?
05.08.2014 19:04

by Dyhlofos:
No is. She is more embarrassed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101486
 06.08.2014
The picture. Something like a demotivator:

Gebefrenia is a mental disorder characterized by joking behavior, uncontrolled childhood. Pathological "Infiltration in childhood"

The stones:

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Tagged: Yobana
Zzzz: I knew I was sick.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101485
 06.08.2014
arxont: We will do according to the methodology - "herak, herak and in the sale"
Sinor: I do not like this approach. They eventually signed a contract with us.
Arsenic: It is well. For the project, we will apply the paradigm of extreme programming and continuous integration with daily new releases.
Sinor: Oh, that is better. Only this is the same as the “herak, herak and in the sale.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101484
 06.08.2014
Alternative continuation

The chickens go to bed early and get up early.
She goes to bed late and gets up late.
He goes to bed early and gets up late.
The beast is a cat!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101483
 06.08.2014
News"Coca-Cola reduced advertising in Russia"

WOW! This is a sanction! Punish us completely! Stop the Russians from advertising!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101482
 06.08.2014
XHH: So let’s summarize the results:
1) Go to bed early, get up early - cravings.
They go to bed late, get up late – the frogs.
They go to bed late, get up early – pensioners.
What is the name of those who go to bed early and get up late?

Hm, the cats...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101481
 06.08.2014
xxx: Would you go home from here, from the United States, because of the girl?

YYYYYYYY: Yes No controversial questions please.

X: Do you have anything against the Akatsuki?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101480
 06.08.2014
I read a note from the series "It is useful to know" about business soap, what it is dirty and universal. I barely sat down after the phrase "My classmate (it was a long time!) She had a thick luxurious haircut below the poop. One that I could not make".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101479
 06.08.2014
XXX: Not for that I am Andrew's sweat in the cockpit
I want my mother to tell me later
You look at yourself in the mirror, boobs like your grandmother.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101478
 06.08.2014
Today at the station I stand in line to the administrator to find out about the tickets, in front of me two uncles in shirt. And here is one of them on the ration for all the noise: "Attention, attention. On the street of bla bla-bla in the zoo shop stolen a cat bowl. Kidnapped a cat! How all roasted.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101477
 06.08.2014
xxx (20:51:52 5/08/2014)
Do you have a bite with long pens?
yyy (20:59:16 5/08/2014)
If only me! )
xxx (20:59:50 5/08/2014)
Bite a tree under the window, in the air conditioner branches swim.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101476
 06.08.2014
Questions for Biorhythmists:
Why if I go to bed at ten in the evening, I wake up at eleven in the morning? And if I go to bed at six in the morning, then – Tadam! Would I wake up again at 11 in the morning?
Z is. The option "because you are a lazy ass" is not accepted, it is understandable.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101475
 06.08.2014
monsta: I thought here - when the proga swallows and begins to eat 100% of the proca, does not respond to the keys and does not update the ui - this is a complete illustration of the saying "when I eat, I am deaf and dumb"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101474
 06.08.2014
My mom accidentally threw out the switch from the meat machine. That this thing is called a switch, I learned in the service center, where I came to buy it. The dialogue:
Hi to you! I need such a plastic piece for a meat machine that attachs such a iron bucket to the body.
(absolutely unreasonable) 450 rubles
Okay, can you tell me what her name is?
(More than a transitory)
Thank you very much
...
I can imagine what rebuffs they have to face :)

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