I always studied at 12 (then we had this system). So, the question was as follows, it was necessary to mark insects, the type of mosquito, carpenter, etc. Among them was a spider, but as a diligent child, I taught the paragraphs of the textbook at home and knew that the spider was not an insect, but an arthropod (or something like that, I don't remember now). Therefore, I did not mark it in the test. We get answers, and I got a point below, approached my teacher and said that the spider is not a insect. To her honor, she went to her biological teacher, corrected her assessment and told the whole class to remember that if you are sure you are right, you must insist because the teacher is not always right. Years have passed and it is still pleasant.

I decided this morning that I would kill.
I will take a rifle and shoot from the balcony.
XHH: I got it.
I have already agreed on the rifle.
XHH: At least one of the exact ones.
HHH: They were completely overwhelmed.
The damned pigeons don’t sleep.
Wake me up at 5 in the morning.
From the pneumatics, I will shoot the loudest, maybe the rest will be smarter.

I don’t have to :)
The pigeon – the bird of the world

These birds of the world mocked me 250 kg of shit on the balcony, made a nest, arranged songs, dances, orgies. It is war. I chase them every morning, but these goats flying away five meters away, sit on the roof roof and wait for me to leave, and then again sit on the balcony edge and begin to rumble like a tractor division of Belarus MTZ-82!

"me: cleavage –... this thing between the breasts... has no analogues in Russian?
There is a clutter.
I am oh. You are a superstar"

And if it does not penetrate, it can be called a decolte.

Something sorry? You still call your ass cowards (and chao, like next to it). Decolte is a type of cutting the neck of women's clothes, and specifically - a very deep cutting. The word cleavage in the meaning discussed above is translated as "bust lobby".

That the SSP-sh girls of the Mormon faith in close communication with the boys preserve virginity for marriage, while providing another hole, there is no prohibition about it.

...True to the fifteen-year-old Pettenko, she had not given a girl at all. And who were the “Mormons” he did not know. But I was sure of the rest.
) ) )

A Thomson Airways flight from Mexico to the UK had to be cancelled.
As one of his passengers discovered a Wi-Fi network called "Jihadist Mobile Phone London 1".

The incident occurred on Monday, May 22, on board the aircraft.
He was scheduled to travel from Cancun to London.
A traveler who noticed a wireless network with this name notified the stewards.
They tried to find the creator of this Wi-Fi, but unsuccessfully. Eventually, police were called on board the aircraft.
Police checked all passengers’ phones.
In addition, dogs were taken to the aircraft for examination of the cabin.
The creator of the “extremist” Wi-Fi could not be found. A few hours later, the network was removed, but the pilot refused to take off.
The passengers were eventually placed in the hotel.

by Ivan Familić:
Terrorist Wi-Fi even dogs could not smell. Probably the encryption was used well.

Dialogue of 1C
xxxh: there are bushes quite accusable, but some on the forehead is written "chronic недо@b"
The main thing is that the number of others does not increase.
HH: And what do you offer?

on one mom forum, a user with a nick "White piss" complained that she can't find a job, she was actually looking for a community

Russia has been shown in the same series twice. The series was titled "Aliens and Deadly Places".

As a child, I spent the summer in the village of my grandmother in the Kirov region. Recently I also watched a similar broadcast, though entirely devoted to deadly places in Russia. We talked about places in the Tver region, somewhere else, about which there are evil rumors and legends.
I realized that I don’t remember anything about my grandmother’s village and the surroundings. Well, I think the little one was (although he was there until 15 years old), did not pay attention. I decided to ask my mother, still an Aboriginal, should know. I ask, are there any deadly places, maybe some mysterious events happened, something feared?
Mom’s answer: Well yes, one day the Zack escaped from the colony, we were small – we were very afraid!

XXX: That’s what I thought. Speakers, when talking about ISIS, must add - prohibited in the territory of Russia. When they talk about corruption, they do not add anything. Maybe that’s the matter?

I hear from the corridor of the office as they conduct a tour newcomer and somewhere at the level of our office sounds the phrase: "And here is a project on PHP, it is better not to go there"

One day, when he was very young (aged 6-7) he sat in a room and ate candy after the New Year. When the last one was left (as I remember now) Batya entered the room. When he saw the candy, he said "Do you want to show me the focus with the candy?". I naturally agreed and gave it to him in anticipation of seeing magic, and Batya calmly ate it before my eyes and said that by the evening the candy would turn into a "bubble". I don’t believe in magic since then.

A video of a greedy eating dog chewing on his back leg.
A poor dog, a limited range of possibilities, food from a pot, a small diameter of freedom and a cardboard cottage... only entertain yourself.
A: You described my life right now.

Master of intrigue, tell me, how did you open these three times?

>>>>>>

For a long time for convicted people living with children or the elderly, sold full of constipation, which can be opened from the outside. Per the simplest and most common design - the fixer, locking the door from the inside, on the outside looks like a head of a large screw (and it can be opened by checking it, for example, a five-ruble coin or a dull side of a kitchen knife).

Ask the vendors in the store, they will show and tell.

Our teaching of general biology is a big troll. First class, a lot of peers, a lot of guests from near abroad. There is a question in the audience:
Students who answer correctly will be counted with the machine. Who created life?
by Allah! The Tajiks shouted.
The Lord God! A couple of baptists. The biologist tactically silenced.
The good guys! The good guys! Rejoiced the predecessor. They all answered correctly: no one created life on earth!

Baptists, by the way, abandoned the machine, surrendered themselves. The gift of fate was accepted without embarrassment.

Grandmothers are such grandmothers... I come to her, she complains about the neighbors-fools who are at 5 a.m. on Saturday (!!!) struck at the door. The question they wanted? Grandma answers with honest eyes: Imagine, I open the door, and they - you are there in the kitchen, get a snack, we have a bedroom behind the wall!!! I asked my grandmother, what did you do? She’d knocked off the hammer! Saturday is shit! At 5 in the morning! Further survey showed that "and no more time, because at 7 a.m. to go to the market and then a bunch of urgent affairs!" a multi-hour conversation on the subject of compliance with living standards led to nothing, because "I am so comfortable". Now I understand the cause of my troubles – because our whole family is cursed by the journey... guys, I honestly can’t do anything! Please understand and forgive the younger generation.

Disputes about damage:

Their sight is worsening when they are just cooked.
Tag: glasses

I remember going to the Titanic in the distant 97s. When Rose just climbed the floating door, the electricity was out (there would be no cinema, yes). No one returned the tickets to us, and the ticket maker just told us the end.

XX: The classics are relevant at all times.
xxx: "I love the storm in early May...
XXX:...how it’s dumb and there’s no wai-faia!"
Xxx : (

Ohhhhhh Fuck, I am a stupid fool!
Oh well. The TD?
and zzz. TD and TP
Oh well. : / /

Sitting with colleagues at work, and as someone asked "interestingly, who has the first memory in life?"
My brother was born and I got a bicycle.
My brother shot me in the leg from a toy gun.
My brother broke my hand.
Come home and shake your brother’s hand.