The mind of the Russian man does not understand.
by Ilya?
me: a neighboring office tour firm, robbery, so the owner instead of installing the alarm, invited the father's office to light)))

News from Rambler:
In Russia for the second time in a year, prices have fallen.

The comment.
The caramel is cheaper, now the Russians can be available.

by Juss. I have a friend who has seen what can be done from a regular phone (!) Sensory
Shake the banana skin on the screen.
He tried
It doesn’t work, it just works! Other models!! to

I was moving to the old office.
behind the worker’s back:
Go to X!
It will fall, B!
Do not fall, I tell you, b...! Give up!! to
Exactly...?
Go to X, I tell you.
...
A terrible hustle!! to
A, B... I have fallen! I told you!
X with him.

0 0 I am afraid of them.

People lie because truth is more expensive.

We live with a family, a dog, a cat and a turtle in a countryside house. I recently had a beautiful grass. As always happens, the sickness immediately started and began to spoil the beauty. Cat Lastick is a liar of anecdotes about lazy cats.
During the summer, the whole village is devoured. It is useless to hunt them.
He dropped the dog from the chain. I drove to Nora. Without much hope, he pushed the speech. “Lisa, would you catch that shit, would you?
and forgotten. I go out in the morning - there is a drowned crot on the doorstep. Over him sits Lizza with a proud face.
I will allow myself a small retreat. Animals cannot speak human language. The mimics and gestures are excellent. You just have to watch. But even if the owner is not observant, they will find a way to convey their thoughts. For example, our cat Lastik, when we gave him Russian-made cabbage, did not want to eat it in any way. When we touched him with questions “what and why,” he approached the bowl with his back legs and pretended to be buried. Just like visiting the cat’s toilet. And the face clearly read the phrase: “Fu, g... but!”
So here, over the roof on the doorstep, a proud Lizza sits... I, slightly squeezed, try to figure out what to do with him. I said to myself, “Lizka, would you eat it?” I go for garbage bags.
Followed by a dog’s blind eye. Really, what is there?
Crot is small, disgusting, there is almost no meat - one wool.
I come back. There is no crocodile. Just a wet spot on the door. I look around and ask, where is the crap? I, say, brought packages for him, I want to throw them into the garbage... And on Lizzy’s unfortunate mouth it is clearly read: “Master! “You and M!”

Taking a loan is like sucking your pants in the cold: first warm and good, but sweat.

No, that was still lacking!! I just got a little cold in the star posture here.
You have become a star? Or a bed?
Tagged: bed
xxx: a man in the blossom of strength... in the star’s position... on the bed... the air conditioner is romantically blowing... the sea is visible from the window...
WOW: and a flower in the teeth) let it be a white rose) Banally, but will fit...
xxx: * the predatory bed star set up the puppy and pretended to be part of the situation *
I love... I love... I love... I love... I love.
You can observe how the star hides in anticipation of the prey... how it sometimes moves in anticipation...
I moved my fingers)
The whole of her appearance triumphs... she sees an approaching, nothing-suspecting prey... look at her cunning spell... yeah, she’s wearing glasses... to see better... it’s a very tuning star...
Hey, it hurts to smile.
I need to read this with the voice of Drozov.)
I read it (wish it was great, but I stopped)))
hhh: well you see..))) in the bed or the rust is standing, or the penis... at the same time does not happen.)))
WOW: Well, this is a fact) and so it stood.

A friend in a joke made a laxo rope. He swirls his hand and asks me seriously:
– Listen, and when do you need to roll it over your head – before you catch the cattle, or after?

xx (10:49:08 17/08/2011)
I'm laughing at the programming today.

xx (10:50:53 17/08/2011)
I went to work and forgot my glasses and my phone. He can’t see without glasses. I went home. But he doesn’t live in Kiev, but in Makarovka. He rushed back two hours later and forgot the key to his apartment. I have gone home now. The Cadre

From the men’s forum (a pretty old one).
There is a discussion of the presence of female readers:

by Elena Karina:
It feels like you are only thinking about one thing.
in response:
It feels like your name is your name!

Slow_cheetah*: Our crooked godmol does not eat anything
Slow_cheetah*: paša bought him shrimp
slow_cheetah*: set one to him
slow_cheetah*: and he doesn’t notice it
ArghBuzz: Could he be blind?
Cheetah: Is he a vegetarian?
ArghBuzz: Could he be a godmother?
slow_cheetah* is
ArghBuzz: Sitting
ArghBuzz: and praying
ArghBuzz: and you eat him all.
ArghBuzz: The post at him bleat

Apple “corrected” the image of the Galaxy Tab 10.1 in a lawsuit against Samsung?
C: Scammers are banal liars
A: C., with all respect, but you made a lot of mistakes in the word "fucking" :)

Girls are offered a weekly soap test with the condition not to use mirrors
XXX: after 3 days they died and after 5 days they died

I work in a shopping center. I went out to smoke. A very nice guy runs into the parking lot on a Mercedes Cabriolet (my favorite means of transportation after a tank). We get with him in the elevator, both on the 4th floor... The elevator is fashionable, open, half-round glass behind which opens a stunning view of the shopping center, a fountain, behind the glass roof shines the sun, the beauty is shorter. We go... Time is short... Thinking never needs to attract attention! I say the first thing that comes to mind: What do you think if it breaks from foot to glass?
Oh, what beautiful round eyes he had! The elevator opened the doors and we quietly separated... The suspicion that something is wrong with me begins to stumble.

Argon: You don’t go to the XXX wedding, right? It would be a good occasion to meet...
No, I can’t go to check out 😉
Argon: They already had a registration :) They first had a trip (in June), then a registration (last Saturday), and now there will be a celebration (this Saturday). Probably, she will first give birth, and then sex with her husband will start. not otherwise.

"A movie at the terminal? It is easy!

What was striking - the admin did not react to the sharp jump in consumed traffic. In addition, we did not limit the speed in advance, did not disable the call of the context menu, did not set the user's default account with limited rights (yes, the terminal loaded with admin privileges!..."

Scandal and provocation. All terminals use the CSD channel to communicate with the server. The maximum speed is 9.6 kbps. In fact, no more is needed, because unlike an Internet connection, the data is not transmitted by packets, but by a continuous stream. Therefore, this technology in principle will not allow you to watch online video, and generally go to the Internet.

Always your communications engineer.

It is difficult in our time. Only you decide to play the inette, so the minor nubes immediately shout - you are a cheerleader. Is it my fault that I only played in the counter?

I have a mouse named Mouse. My brother took a cat, long thought how to name it. We had the idea of calling a cat a hammer, and then buying a mouse and calling it a cat. "We have a zoo at home. There is a hamster, a mouse, a cat, a hamster, and a mouse Cat - it would be certain that everyone knows the roof has gone)

XHHH: like the stomach I cut off - I will buy my sports trousers more painted
XH: The Costume
WOW: Where are you going?
The flash is crazy.)