How to choose a monitor
The monitor is the main part of the computer. Even Hollywood writers know this: almost every second fighter can see the destruction of computers by shooting monitors. No monitor – no computer.

I am going, it is dark. I hear out of the corner, I scream, I shout, I have fallen! ", I turn and I see a picture: three struggling guys are looking for something on the ground, illuminating it with a phone. They search, they ride. One is straight: "Bla, guys, what are we looking for?and "

[20:05:35]xxx: I'll go assembler I'll try to assemble
[20:47:02]xxx: Let’s fuck it around!! to

by Yapa
I recently went to the neighbor to fix the computer. Five minutes, nothing special. Then her mother comes in and asks if we want to eat lunch.
I go out with the girl to smoke on the balcony and I say to her:
Tanya, remember, calling a man to repair a computer when Mom is at home is just inappropriate.

< aaz > A friend lost a phone with a thannroid. A few days later, a friend’s info on Skype changed to infoba.
< aaz > With home and cell phone.

There was probably one cafe-bar with the characteristic name "Men" in the Star. It is immediately clear which contingent is actually visiting this establishment. But the disadvantage is that the facade was painted in pink color. How many did not go before they laughed - "These are the real brothers!" And one day the owner seems to have said that the pink color is somewhat pederastic, overcolored! The facade became blue. Walking there is scary now - every time we rise to pain.

How is your interview on Google?
YYY: The first phase has passed, now they call right into the office.
Yyy: Those guys are simple, I’m straight...
Congratulations to xxx :)
XXX: What is that simple?
Yyy: They write to me in the spirit: “Well, guy, come to us in Zurich in a week, oh?”
Well, of course every Russian proger already has a visa!
YYY: That is exactly.
Yyy: I sent them a picture with Boromir in response.
xxx is =))

The light has recently been shut off. Just past me in the direction of the director's office passed the head of the IT department in a hat like Boyarsky, singing on the move under the guitar "Substation, Substation, Substation" O_o
YYYY: The request for interruptors was submitted.

I am a danger neighbor.
I have 1) an electric guitar and a cabinet of 150 watts, on which I often play "on the whole coil!" 2) my house is being repaired for the 3rd year, constant noise is guaranteed, I do my best 3) once a week in the repaired part we gather with friends and arrange a rehearsal, smoothly growing into a solder 4) I am a jellyfish, and I wake up under the Cannibal Corp or Rob Zombie at 5 am, and the sound goes through the same amplifier. 5) by profession I am an electrician, by spiritual vocation - circuit engineer and microelectronist, because in my house all the time the light disappears, the constant smell of cannibals and fluxes as well as periodic explosions and loud matts.
Have you hated me??? and Early!
1) I live in my house, to the nearest residential house from me about 75 meters (old garden and desert)
2) I have my own power station, diesel + wind turbine
3) all rehearsals take place exclusively in a sound insulated basement. It was first rebuilt specifically for this purpose.
4) from me to the fire station 250 meters

You ask why I write this?
When you do something, think about others, about the consequences for them, your mother!!! They have already complained about noisy neighbors and the rest of the hernia!! to

x: On Friday morning, not waking up until the end, I go to work, in front of the intersection stops Moskovich 2140 beaten by life. But the shelter on the luggage compartment dropped the dream for a moment - instead of the inscription "Moscow" (or what there should be..) beautifully displayed "VEDROVER".

From Habr. Comments to the article on the possibility of taking images from the brain of what a person sees:

XXX is:
The next step is to transmit the image to the brain without wires... and!... Hello, a cap from the foil!

YYY :
Image transmission to the brain without wires
It already exists. People usually call it vision.

With ixbt:
xxx - I set the window so that it turns off at 8 (!!!) The second. Are you weak?
YYY - Electricist of the 3rd grade Viktor Kuzmich Kosorukov won your competition off-the-line, switching off in one second 463 screws, 12 Linuxs, a cluster on Solarka and a telephone station and even not knowing about it because he was drunk.

Forum, topic about female hysterics, scandals, etc. The hypocrites.

xxx: I do not know, my is quite self-sufficient in this regard, I have no pretensions to her))) I sat down, I came up with something, I cried myself (and quietly, without whispers and reproaches), I went to wash myself.No pretensions are expressed to me, nothing is wanted from me, I am quietly engaged in my business, and I do not take any part in this event))). Crying - well, it means crying, it happens to the baby, you need to get rid of tension.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Maybe she is sick? Maybe she has trouble? Didn’t it come to mind to ask?
xxx to ask? To ruin such a wonderful night. I beg you...

Citation: So cool they came up with the titles "the twentieth Born"... So you can make movies before, for example, Evacuation of Born, Masturbation of Born, Utilisation of Born, Exhumation of Born :-D

The next will be "Born coordinates"! Already on Wikipedia! Look at now! Remove the brain! and :)

YYY: Tell me, and how to make the folders with the files on the desktop large?
XXX: In fact, decent users keep labels from files and folders on the desktop, not the files and folders themselves.
I was caught by uniforms who installed toys on the slave table.
There was a bookkeeper who kept the accounting in the... basket. Extracted to work files by "Recover" and saved by "Remove"
Couldn’t you have to engage in extremism? and :-)

I go to the market. There’s a guy who willingly cries out to everyone who passes by:"Buy a starting package!". A grandmother chews by the way with huge such bulls, next to the guy slows down and straight into his face: "Sosiski! and white!and "
and justice ?

XXX is
Do you love roses?
YYY
I like the Romans.
XXX is
Does he love?
YYY
There are two options: 1 likes, 2 is not the right camomile.
XXX is
and ROFL

Lassard: Party of Calculators of Russia "Remove and share!"

From the site about clothes, direct captain Evidence in action. Advice on what to wear with a certain type of figure:

and the jacket. The cover of it should be significantly different from the cover of the pants or shirts.

From Habrahabr:

citiuscode: Metro style is very beneficial for Microsoft, and the fact that if many sites start to "cut" under this style, then the issue of rounding of corners, shadows and CSS gradient properties is automatically solved =)

Citiuscode: In IE of course.

shmaltorhbooks: that is, you think they changed the logo so that you can hit the normal implementation of css properties in the browser and no one will burn?)