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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7205
 26.06.2008
She
The royds have not struck me once in my life!
He is
By way of way, by way of way
She
For what?
He is
for prevention
She
I will give you prevention!
He is
Hm... I agree

[ + 155 - ] Comment quote №7204
 25.06.2008
Adding an anecdote to your nick doesn’t make it a quote.

[ + 174 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7203
 25.06.2008
It’s time to bind up with mat and fight for speech culture. My dog thinks it’s a team – sits down and guiltyly lowers his head.

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7202
 25.06.2008
Watching today’s news:
There is a flood, the Georgian too. 0 0 0
Say Dmitry Anatolievich and how do you do this? And why did Estonia not get along today?and :)

ZY: And a huge request on behalf of all Russians, please save the magical petals, they can be useful to us this Thursday :)

Plus to the top, or suddenly he is really just reading it.

[ + 208 - ] Comment quote №7201
 25.06.2008
Uncle@AutoUA> On Sunday, being a little fun, found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid. For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №7200
 25.06.2008
On Sunday, being a little fun, I found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid.
For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №7199
 25.06.2008
This is how far away from the people it is necessary to move away from them.

to love!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7198
 25.06.2008
I have a friend - a shabout such a guy in nature Andrew.

Playing volleyball, God did not hurt the growth, as well as all available

He knows a lot of anecdotes and knows how to tell them.

In the soul of the company. He served in the VVD. He has a wife, just

The inch. She works in medicine, i.e. military duty.

Once again he came home under the shaft. Give him wife.

and pile. I understand why! When he came home, others were already there.

Work was gathered. Psihanul Andruha, grabbed the military ticket, bumbled

I went to the door and recruited in the army. Soon the darker clouds came back.

And let his wife say that even in the army, she doesn’t let him.

My wife cannot understand anything. And Andrew said he came in.

Military commissariat, a military ticket on the table: take to Chechnya at least now!

The officer took the ticket and turned it, looking at Andrew, then the ticket, then the

In his ticket. He asks:

Are you sure?

and yes! Take it!

Are you absolutely sure of that?

and yes! I want that!

Think the right way.

Nothing to think! Take it!

Another officer came. I looked at the ticket, on Andrew. They looked,

One and says:

We have seen everyone over the years of service and are not surprised by anything.

For the first time a husband sent his wife to the army.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №7197
 25.06.2008
On the birthday of Viktor Yanukovych spoke Montserrat Caballe. guests

They were in shock! In such execution "Vladimir Central" they have never

I have not heard!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7196
 24.06.2008
Yeshmulian (15:46:02 23/06/2008)
Fuck me, I am rushing. A young man came to work to arrange his work. Instead of a regular questionnaire, he was given a questionnaire for the designer. And there on the reverse side is a point, Draw a plan of the kitchen. The poor man sat for ten minutes and drew two rectangles: in one was written the table, in the other the refrigerator.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №7195
 24.06.2008
My window is open. I live above the store. I hear :
A whispering voice.
I want an ice cream (what I didn’t know)
Basically the father:
and no.
I want!
Argument your claim.
A minute’s pause (see they both spotted the phrase)
The wild whirlwind:
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Welcome to you!!!! to
A heavy breath.
Strong position...which?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7194
 24.06.2008
Fuck, how you fucked up with your devid bley... in your mouth your legs and fuck in your ass.

Plushed

Here are these guys...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7193
 24.06.2008
Girls on an unheavy spike in the vacuum - it's still fine!
At Koresh, the physics lecturer began his tasks with the words: an artillery charge of mass n gets into a bus with children.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7192
 24.06.2008
Shaman (11:34:21 21/06/2008)
I have a girlfriend, I’m not interested in pirates.
S1feR (11:34:34 21/06/2008)
If honest, I’ve always liked you.
S1feR (11:34:50 21/06/2008)
I liked you as a friend.
S1feR (11:35:02 21/06/2008)
Until I started counting on you.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7191
 24.06.2008
QW: How about the pictures?
Did you forget your breasts at home?
asd: fucking, out of the shell...when I wrote, I accidentally went...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7190
 24.06.2008
Lash, I am a blonde! and (
Have you painted?! to
Fuck, I bought the car.
- I'm driving for a month and I understand that the shower is still blonde, and the natural dark hair color, two higher and high IQ - that is, apparently, a congenital mimicry at the level of genetic mutations, caused by the need to preserve the appearance.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7189
 24.06.2008
The first match was lost because the payment did not pass.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7188
 24.06.2008
Call the insurance company.
and allo. Is it... fear?
and yes. I listen to you.
- I hit a person here and he broke my mirror on a new car... Tell me how to fix this and how to get compensation for repairing the mirror???? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7187
 24.06.2008
She: Do you really think our relationship can be called serious?
He says, “I’m really afraid of you and I’m not afraid of you!”! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7186
 24.06.2008
I drive through the courtyard. I drive calmly, 20 km/h. I listen to Morandi, I think good. I can see that something is flying in me. Braking on the floor, ABS chokes, the car crashes, a seven-year-old pygaly arrives in the corner of the buffer on a healthy two-way suspension. We stood for 5 seconds and looked at each other. I go out:
Girl, are you not upset? Did not hit?
No uncle, it’s okay. Just put me on a bicycle, or I can’t get in myself.
Well let it. And watch, ride more carefully.
I sit in the car, I think: "Courageous, it will go far... if it survives."

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