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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18114
 13.07.2009
What is the gap between the words "nahuya!" and "nahuya!"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18113
 13.07.2009
Lucy: I don’t understand something... in the third grade, they pointed their fingers and shouted, “Sissy, Sissy,” and now they want something else from me?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18112
 13.07.2009
Well, a man is better at least because there is no menstruation.
Men’s periods appear with a woman.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18111
 13.07.2009
xxx: searched for a sanitary store, found, name killed)
The end of the fearless toilets

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18110
 13.07.2009
To add quotes rather than comment on them in the abyss is the courtesy of the kings.
Gracevandeer

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18109
 13.07.2009
And if on the machine to make the inscription "OpenGL", then you will be able to say to the mentions that the recording from their camera is a video installation.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18108
 13.07.2009
Fuck you while you wrote to me the door was called, went open - stands grandmother (B):
B: You are flooding our apartment!!! to
I: I live on the first floor!
B: Oh
I went up the stairs.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18107
 13.07.2009
Flok
"bought a photocopy" and "professional photographer" - different things)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18106
 13.07.2009
I am blind, I am blind!!!! to

YYY: In our time, the eyes are blind.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18105
 13.07.2009
The xxx :
I’m in LA 2 now ;)

The xxx :
I’m running in Greece)

YYY :
Fuck my grandmother, you’re going to be daddy!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18104
 13.07.2009
I want a wedding in American style. Well, you know, daddy under the crown leads, the girlfriends of the bride in the same dress...
N: I don’t want to be in "the same dress"!
Q: Then I went out of my imaginary wedding!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18103
 13.07.2009
I: The cat just got into the bag with the remains of bread, head forward

I: I raised the bag in the air.

Husband : and?

I: hanging, back legs and tail in the air chatting

I am: but eat)))))

My husband is ideal.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18102
 13.07.2009
The BVR:
In the army, in the VVD.

Sleeping_Forest
You sit down and watch anime...I also want to go to the army!! to

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Comrade of the Army! I didn’t go into advertising ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18101
 13.07.2009
When signing the terms of insurance or loan, remember: small font
It is written what is taken from you. And the smaller the font, the more you have.
They take.
A. Dockov

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №18100
 13.07.2009
This story was told by my old teacher.
Her grandson grew up capricious and bitter, his parents suffered all his "wishes",
In other words, it would have caused a mega hysteria.
The first time they left their grandson for a long time with their grandmother, they didn’t even imagine how
It will influence the child’s knowledge of Eastern philosophy.
But it was time to take the child, the parents passed. The Child, Published
When I saw my mom and dad, I ran to them. In the middle of the road, and with
All the time, he “crossed” to the ground.
The parents froze from surprise and from the feeling of a fountain of tears and rage.
Like a flying fighter.
The child rises up, without a single sound, and the question is silent in his eyes.
His parents said, “That’s a calamity.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №18099
 13.07.2009
A Georgian comes to the doctor and doesn’t dare to tell about his life.
The problem.
- Panamajes Doctor, very ashamed of mine havarit, friends of the laughing,
The girl laughs, the whole village laughs.
It is not worth it, right? He decided to help a doctor.
It’s worth it, but not Garfield.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №18098
 13.07.2009
Each engine assembled by the AUTOVAZ is exclusive.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18097
 13.07.2009
Yandex at the request of "Mreo Donetsk" servicefully demonstrated on the right the image of the 200-griven banknote :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18096
 13.07.2009
I call a friend.
I am: Hi! How are things? What do you do?
He is gifted. Well, here are the punches I bought, in the bathroom I stand over the dishwasher they eat.
I am fed?
He: the powder from them will be dried up, the plate will be taken.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18095
 13.07.2009
The question of the day in the JJ (type of those who have creative crisis): Louis-Albert and Marianne, Cruz and Eden, Ellen and the guys, Ross and Rachel, Victoria Vladimirovna and Maxim Viktorovich - who is your favorite television couple?
Something confuses me here?

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