Council number two. Try to find out the person you plan to marry before the wedding.
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Getting married before the wedding is not very decent.)

5 rubles instead.
Once upon a time, my friends and I also agreed, only on ruble for word.
A few days later, a new insult was born in the company, for which you do not have to pay:
Raise your mother!

Would you like to come home and find a little sweetness in your pocket, but don’t understand how it got there?
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I won’t be her. I will remove it and forget it in half an hour.

as you wanted.
Look at Zen.
Dead neighbors
The sweet orange

xxx: Applications for equipment are satisfied by receipt and by residual principle.
YYY: What is it?
XXX is something. A late pig sick near his ass, that’s what.

Liquid
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Since the evening, my husband has been tormenting for a long time whether to put me for lunch at work a strawberries or pasta with sausages. The first morning SMS when you come to the office "Open the dishes carefully - you will pour the soup!"
How to cure it?
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If you have never been able to clearly answer her what you should put on, she has concluded that you do not want either one or the other, but you are just ashamed to say. I put something third.

Tagged with #17832

You either have weak muscles, like a baby, or a disease, since you can’t move your legs normally and so sit. Or just a fool.

Listened to salesmen of audio equipment in 1999.

Seller 1: Here I started to get acquainted with rock music with The Beatles, Rolling Stones.

Seller 2: And I’m right with Metallica and Manowar.

You didn’t have a childhood!!! to

17832, legs spread almost one hundred and ninety degrees, is that, a relaxed posture? The gymnastics, ept. Well, okay, but how would you explain the man’s desire to stand in the passage and hide it all, instead of melting on one of the free spots?

About Prothesis
It is ===
There was a patient in the clinic. From the category of everybody unhappy scandalists. She gave her colleague a prothesis.
Lots of words missed.
It turns out: the prothesis is not dead! For a moment, it is full!
It is ===
And only then came to me that it was a protease of the jaw, not the legs.

Do you really think that at home, men are great with you and you do not create any problems? All the inconvenience is for you.
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Only the statistics. Men in marriage live longer than out of marriage. Women are less. To whom does marriage benefit?

They discussed lump in female novels and hanged on the phrase: "A sexual smile pulled his cheeks to his ears."
I just now realized that Joker was an apophysis of sexuality.
Well, he would do like God...
Zzzz: two at once

A symmetrical attitude? Well, if the husband does not mind washing all that the wife will just bring to the tank or cook what she will only put on the plate, then such a symmetrical husband is a treasure and it is necessary to carry it on your hands!))))
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I am here, carry me in your arms.

They borrowed. Burn chest socks with your husband and apartment or kill yourself if you can't solve this problem normally.

Ladies and gentlemen with socks.

Dispersed dirty socks will give even the most elegant interior a recognizable smell of the barracks. It is better to target the territory with something else, waste money, for example, money will not smell.

Several times on the Internet wrote about it, here and here came a complaint about "men sitting with their legs spread." It doesn’t take a lot of mind to realize: a woman complains.

And everything is very simple: although the thing is not that we have something like that there does not fit, but yet this anatomy is more convenient. To move the knees together - we need to strain the muscles located on the inner surface of the hip in the hip. Stretch it and keep it so. It is worth them to relax at least a little - the legs themselves move to the sides. You could say, “It’s just me” – but the fact that most men repeat the same posture speaks for itself.

Guy, you’re etta... throw it off: Aunt’s legs too "disappear", if you don’t strain them. And the fact that they are not sitting in the "sweepstakes" does not speak about alien anatomy, but about education.

On the subject, you understand what...
There lived a man and he had a terribly arrogant wife. He was constantly beaten, oppressed and humiliated. Whatever he did, she criticized everything and blasted what her unrighteous unrighteous husband was. And here somehow she asks her husband to hang a paddle over the door.
Why, the husband asks.
In order to be happy, the serpent responds.
My husband hanged the stove over the door. The wife comes home, knocks on the door and knocks, breaking down, beats her in the head. And to death. This is how happiness came to the man.

Everyone creates their own happiness!

When I was a kid, I assumed that there were little humans sitting on the TV, they were talking and showing pictures.
Then I grew up. I learned a little physics. I learned to use a multimeter and a solder. I went to work in a television studio (this was so called, in practice, we collected fake Lviv TVs from the weight-cash purchased. differed from the original by the fact that the original electronic warranty was not then, and our - was :))
So here. With every leap in the profession, the confidence in humans only increased. I shared my doubts with our chief guru, who resurrected what was not to be resurrected at all.
He looked at me with wise eyes, breathed, and said nothing.

<JV> shit code will save the world
<JV> maybe we are alive only because of the fucking code
<JV> the skynet could not start, segfollt and did not kill all people
<ArtifTh_> Skynet started earlier, looked around and committed suicide

YYY: What are you doing?
I play, I drink
In solitude means
Fuck, it’s a cider, it’s delicious.
If it were non-alcoholic, I would buy it.
So is the non-alcoholic.
Q: Is it serious? How is it called? Have you seen it somewhere?
See also: Aha Juice and apple. I saw it in Aachen.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah