by 22:52
because I know all my viruses, they are like my relatives, I regularly feed them with all kinds of unnecessary files, for which they we live with them in peace and agreement =) They love me and when they meet gently give a voice to the Kaspersky, talk about themselves -)))
by 22:56
I am a romantic.)

xxx: I have a crowd of dumb shakes on the street walking and worshiping
WOW: and I have two bikes fucking, the drivers turned on the emergencies, came out, stand hugging, dancing

The Sunshine:
Weather for three minutes.

CyberJesus
What is the examination?

Archer
There is some kind of scan of the whole body. And it burns all your wounds and anomalies)))

Archer
Then you are prescribed a lot of pills that you take.

CyberJesus
Then you are placed in a wooden box and buried in mourning. and tablets, such as naftalin, so that worms do not catch

After congratulating the DR, one person left inflated balls in the office. A couple of months passed, the balls got bored, became two fist size, they were thrown on the window.

Chel approaches the window with an impenetrable face, takes a ball, clutches it in his hand. Takes the second, puts them next to you. It interferes. Then thoughtfully:

Who knows if Annika will come to the office?

Status in ASCII:

Nietzsche is happy. I found a 5K ruble in my house.

Nietzsche is pleased. I finally ate.

Nietzsche is sad. I remembered the ass.

Nietzsche is thoughtful. We will have to go back to the community...

Heading needs political asylum, a protection program, plastic surgery, a new name, and Russian citizenship.

Fuck to write "take the top" and "plus"! Go naffig, in the top already half the quotes with such posts! This is not an advertisement for you!

More than that, Holi! Bring it to the top!

xxx: What do you think of a guy who doesn’t know how to remove a whistle when he’s in front of you while kissing?
Yyy: Nuow... The guy who wears a hoodie will look scary in my eyes :-D

I want to eat, sleep and drink beer.
YYY: YYHH, and I want to pass the summer session
XXX is an animal.

I decided to congratulate my ex with DR... I wrote a text message... I used it in the telephone directory for the number and I find out that I have a number of referrals of some Ksuši, Xenia, Xenki, Ksucky, etc... After a long thought, I chose a suitable number and sent it... After a while, the answer comes - "Thank you, Sash, of course, but I only have a DR in half a year!"
I’m in a shock... I don’t know how to call it! ?

But after all, more and more users do not understand the meaning of the anecdote "I feel like a computer mouse - slide on the carpet, and the stomach turns. andquot;

Review of Total Commander Podarok Edition v.21
My antivirus detected a bunch of viruses!
2: This is a gift.

As soon as I call my mom, and she was lucky with the children in the Carpathians, I say, as a deed, and she is okay with me, the children at the cemetery went for a walk...

What are these people? Asked to give a look at what on the mp3 player, and seeing among Rammstein, KORN, Lumen, Gas Sector, and a dozen other metal and punk band 8 songs Bonch Bru Boncha ask me: You are a rapper?

Here I will grow old, I will be 60 years old, I will sit next to the fireplace in my country, on the street the melt, snow, from the fireplace a pleasant splash of burning wood, in the room
slightly dimmed light, a bottle of whisky, behind the shoulders of the year
On the table an old lost laptop and Heroes III... :-)


Boy, I’m just blinking out, so I want it.
You can add your favorite wife.
To play with her in the hot sit.


This is paradise, there is no such thing.

Sex... culmination... a broken condom...

You jump.

The girl is jumping

Has he jumped?

and smoke!
You will soon be a daddy!
WOW: Are you happy?
Why are you silent?
I’m pregnant, I am sick!
Dime is not there now, but I will surely give it to him.
WOW: Okay, but who is this?
HH: His Mother

Pick up, grow up!
Pick up, grow up!
Dante, the fairy in another window!! to

The Tiger
Hold on to this 8 times more than you feel.