When I was asked about the list of my achievements, my father replied briefly.
This DOBOEB yesterday couple who starts at 2 o'clock slept

Acquisition of Motorola Mobile – $12.5 billion by MasterCard
To see Steve Jobs’s face when he found out about it was invaluable.

For concerts under the phonogram must be paid with photocopies of money.
by Ronnie James Dio

Interesting fact: During the entire World War II in the German army less than seven hundred men sworn in (among them no officer!One of them was the current Pope of Rome.

Appeal to Sapphire:

Hi to. Please explain what these two regimes specifically mean:

Internet access is turned off

What exactly is meant by the word Turn off / Turn on Internet access, and how it affects the process of using the Internet.

Just today turned off this mode, went to play the primitive game for all Counter Strike. And to my great surprise, the servers stopped working, although when enabled, the list of servers was visible. I would like to know what each of these regimes gives.

Give me something beautiful and useful to wear.
YYY: I’ll give you a hat of foil. 1 beautiful 2 can wear 3and protects against alien invasion

From the Hour Forum:
Since in mechanical watches the main thing is not the accuracy of the move, but the aesthetic enjoyment of visual and acoustic images, as a sound specialist, I can say - if the sound-"shale-shale", in some models-*shale-shale", then this is normal. But if "bdzdzz-bdzz", or"jupa-jupa", then almost to the master, even if the move is accurate.

The Ukrainian train, on the street +32, in the poster of the branch of hell on earth.
An hour after departure, I was surprised to hear that there was a working condor, but it was not included.
Because at the same time, the condor and the capillary do not work.
© Qenny

from ZH:

Yesterday we walked with the child on the venue, next to us a cobaco was set up, a bit of hunting... The husband bends the index finger and stretches me, like "do it the same", and compresses our bended fingers in "the lock"...and he looks at the dog...The dog looked at him and changed his mind. A happy husband says: “Since childhood he has been working.
I: Oh, what are you cute about and what kind of shit was it?! to

And this spell was so that the dog didn't crack))))))) they did so in childhood with duzzles...and after all, he was almost 30.
I laughed so much that the little girl ran to see my mother’s stroke.

Casper (11:43:09 16/08/2011)
I realized today that the best wake-up is to eat watermelon before going to bed.)

Lesson (11:43:24 16/08/2011)
Yes, hydraulics is power.

A friend swam over the lake back to swim there was no strength and he decided to walk the way went through the residential masses he goes in general to meet go very sympathetic girls he strenuously before them became and the guy gives out
Girls don’t tell me where there is another casino and that’s not the case.

We discuss how to name printers so as not to be attached to the name of the department, room number and model of the printer. In a joke, they decided to name the printers: caterpillar, cat, chamomile, etc. We started discussing how repair applications will be received from us:
The cat packs the paper.
The cat has a problem with the lump.
The rocker broke the oven.

I have wonderful parents.
I sit at the computer.
- Stop tossing VKontakte, it would be better to open the textbook, prepare for re-delivery!!! to
I opened the textbook, I am already sitting all green, I write proposals for translation all day (I am preparing for French).
Mom comes in and looks at me for a moment and says:
Just don’t pretend you’re learning!Go my dishes, in the kitchen mess!

I am upset, ch.

by NAN

If you put the US debt worth $1 in one line, it will be as follows (taking into account the dollar length of 156 mm):
About 55,000 times around the equator
More than 5,000 distances to the moon
Three times seven (!) To the sun and back.
I tried virtually putting them on each other and got ~ 4 columns to the moon. So my mortgage (reassured myself) with the distance to the ATM is like it compared to this.

Answer by Miley.

Question: It smells a member, white plaque. My constant – still smells... a rage in an hour

The best answer: if you want a member to eventually fall off, ask for advice here, and follow them thoroughly! In no case go to the doctor. This one will fall, the other will grow.
Source: The Doctor

About the animals:

Blackman> by the way! Today at the entrance some girl walked a turtle on a leash - to see in case it suddenly breaks into bushes :-D

People, you won’t believe, chickens can quickly run and hide in the bushes, in the grass, and you won’t find them afterwards!

Darya: I still can’t access your site. I have an IQ block.

Girls, with very rare exceptions, are divided into two subtypes: stupid ordinary and extraordinary stupid.

Which female inna do you like the most?

The sun!

But why?? to

You will not be wrong.

I am in the line to get all kinds of honey. The man climbs to the box office: "A for a gun without a line?", a cloudy voice from the crowd: "With a gun without a line..."

by crazy$h