He was a witness to the conversation of a friend (X) and his girlfriend (U):
Wife, go to the kitchen!
A: The Wife? Where is my ring?? to
X in Mordor!

Once my brother and I drove from my grandmother and carried, of course, a cake (it is impossible to leave my grandmother - and without a cake). On the way, a cranberry called under Bober's name and asked to bring him home, because he was very unorthodox. No question - we park at the cocktail, we wait for the body. The body with a curved neck rolls in our direction, opens the back door and splashes. Distribute a cane. Brother with the same voice:
“Bober, you’re lucky that the cream is so fat...Because I’m fucking fucking you for the killed cake!”! to

XXX: I’m hurting here because they say I’m a prostitute.
YYY : pf. I was told I was gay. What next? I didn’t like that less breast and unshaken hair ass.
YYY: and no more shaved hair ass
YYY is fucking.
YYY: That’s what I just said?

"Useless FAQ" in Lithuania

And if tomorrow Jesus comes to Moscow, for example, and begins to walk on the water, will he be quickly bound?

iesous_Christos
1) I am not going soon.
2) Take it first.

Yesterday at dinner I told my wife that I wanted to devote the evening only to myself and talk to my first love, said, the first love never passes and all that. After she looked at me with shaken eyes, I went to the computer and installed a second warcraft on it.

News on the tape:
"In Nepal, a man ate cobra to death"
Even in Nepal!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX This is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hasn’t been insulted yet, fuck you guys.

Take something from the rain.
What to take?
Drunk pills from the rain. What do you think?! to

Compliment to the girl:
You are so reliable, you are like an old hammer.

Dmitry: Today I heard Peter Nalich for the first time. I don’t like Peter Nalić.

So cool they came up with the titles of "the twentieth Born"... So you can make movies before, for example, Evacuation of Born, Masturbation of Born, Utilisation of Born, Exhumation of Born :-D

The 55-year-old Nepalese Mohamed Salmo Miyah, who lives in a village 200 kilometers from the capital, caught the eye snake that bit him on a rice field and bit her, Reuters on Thursday.

“I could kill her with a stick, but instead I bit because there was anger,” the man who killed the snake said in an interview.

Do you think Chuck Norris is cool?

The deeper the perspective, the deeper the ass.

Magnus is Plin. I fell asleep.
And suddenly I woke up.
Magnus: From his own snoring
Reply to Em?
Tagged: handicapped
Raikos: No, I fell asleep, but wake up from my snoring.
by Magnus: Yes!
Raikos: How is it?
Magnus: I woke up from someone sneezing quietly. I look, it is me.
I hear someone beating. I turned to me.

News: "Sobyanin cancelled Luzhkov’s decision to hold a honey fair in Moscow"
below comment" "These were not the right bees..."

Nusha: That’s you haven’t heard the story of how I was treated for the flu in a psychiatric hospital.)
Paul: Oh what? The beginning is exciting)))
Nusha: A wonderful story. I got a cold, fever, cough, all things. And it happened during a mass psychosis with swine flu. The temperature was 40 and I called an ambulance. I was taken to the hospital at night, placed under a dropper, and I fell asleep. I wake up in the morning, I see the bars on the windows, I think, the pipet where I actually got. Then she started looking for the phone to charge, and she was under the ceiling. Even worse, a nice doctor comes in, the badge says “psychiatrist,” I thought that I had a roof and I just didn’t notice it. As it turned out later, due to the shortage of seats during the epidemic, the psychiatric department was disbanded, the psychiatrists were taken to Altinka, and with the flu they were placed in this department, and the personnel were left psychiatric. The nurses stumbled on us. One by habit wanted to take my phone away. It was fun to watch the nurse's face fade and the whole life passed before her eyes when someone took a knife, cuttings cut off))) Then they used to the truth. But now I can safely say that I do not need to be treated, I have already tried, it did not help))
Paul: Ahaha, I always suspected something like that, Olya, I adore her.

Fighting in the kitchen. Suddenly the woman closes her eyes and silences. I was scared and asked: What happened? and quiet. I know Zen. You don’t know Jean by chance.

HHH: Far and far on the lawn are pastu...
YYY:... the non-dimensional Euclidean spaces.

Borst is a collective image of the home kitchen of regular sex, washed dishes, clean apartment.

The song "Unbreak My Heart" is translated into Russian as "Heart to me sang!!and "