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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101413
 05.08.2014
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Especially considering that the last, at this moment, gay parade was held in St. Petersburg.

For the sake of objectivity, it is worth adding that it took place on the Day of the Lander, consisted of one person and lasted about 10 seconds.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101412
 05.08.2014
Today I watched a funny picture: from the 4th floor a man dropped a plastic basket on the rope. And he shouted, "Zorik, home!" and a dog jumped into the basket and a man raised it up.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101411
 05.08.2014
Take care of the nerves. People still play and play with them.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101410
 05.08.2014
Real facts... but sounds like a historical joke :)

The Poles in the 2nd couplet of the national anthem sing:
“Bonaparte gave us an example of how we should win.”

Yes, it is very...

In French, there is a word "Berezina", which means "full pepper".
And there is an idiom "Go on a journey to Moscow" with the meaning:
“Doing something hopeless.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101409
 05.08.2014
In order to impose sanctions on Sberbank, the countries of the European Union had to defend two hours.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101408
 05.08.2014
Lena (18:32:37 02/08/2014)
Minet is an act of goodwill. Compulsion, even mild, forces the partner to do something she may not want at the moment. If you really want it, it is better to provoke it with your own example.

%bk% (18:33:11 02/08/2014)
In other words, start sucking yourself, and then it will pull up? O_O

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101407
 05.08.2014
HH: How is it?
We fought with the cat! They screamed at each other and then he bitten me.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101406
 05.08.2014
From the announcement of the sale of 1000 MW laser.
With this guide you can easily:
Declare yourself an out-of-marriage son (daughter) of Darth Vader with all the consequences.
- Show in the sky, lying with your loved one at night under the stars, on which planet you will build your house and you will breed brahmin and other life.
It is also convenient to show the direction of the attack to your death legions, but only if you have implemented paragraph 1.
Well, finally, the green laser indicator can be used as intended: lighting at night in the windows of neighbors, whose windows had the negligence to stand in front of yours, demonstrating the prologue of their most dreadful nightmares about the onset of the Invasion, actively developing their paranoia and implementing a plan to over-sell the sedatives of the pharmacy near the house (of course not without your reward).

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101405
 05.08.2014
xxx: sister small song translated)))) now all in sadness, says did not expect this from a favorite singer
Would you prompt?
XHHH: promt + idiotism Butterfly in me " and Little Child in Me". translated as "in me oil flies and a little child"
What about the flies.
See also: AAA
Butter Mother's Fly
YYY: XD

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101404
 05.08.2014
And squeezing in the morning in 20 seconds is a strong author.
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This is the one who has been at work in the morning!!! You can’t get home in 20 seconds. :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101403
 05.08.2014
At night, I play WOT, at the height of the battles, the servers fell.
I: What a h... no, the servers are lying down.
The servers lie down and you lie down.
O_O

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101402
 05.08.2014
and Beijing. We leave the hotel and will be at the airport in an hour. Instead of taking the keys from us and leaving the world, the Chinese woman at the reception began to talk something to us actively in Chinese, regularly pointing her finger on a paper with the inscription "I don't speak English well, but I will do my best to help you", talking on the phone with someone, apparently smart, and most importantly - waving a check in the middle of which is written a fat zero. We stand with our leader, trying to understand what and how we need to do to remove this curse, the rest are cooking somewhere in the hall, the Chinese woman cries and shakes her hands, and the time for the road through Chinese traffic jams is getting less and less. We are already desperate, thinking how to go quietly. And suddenly, Danya approaches the stand with a steady step, chewing the banana and solemnly stretching the lady's skin (there was no rubbish around). He receives a submission, bending from laughter, mastering us with his hand and letting go with peace. This is what you are, zero yuan.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101401
 05.08.2014
Lukashenko has promised to help Ukraine with oil products. Now a few options:
Their father will curse Russia in debt, will sell Ukraine on the road
The father will give up his reserves.
A father will buy them from Russia for 3 pennies, and sell them to Ukraine in three roads.
Father will find oil from potatoes and will sell to Ukrainians.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №101400
 05.08.2014
Ivan Maslakov
By the way, he noted that the Khholes do not want to fight for the country at all, some require the introduction of the Russian army, and others the NATO army.
Those and those are sent far away.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101399
 05.08.2014
I add :

And how does the messenger propose to call individuals of the female sex, so that it is not "equally disgusting"? The Mademoiselle? The female? The individual? Think at least sometimes before you comment.

And I’m saying "Sleeping". Everyone likes it.
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I have noticed that "Sudaryana" has been used again lately. True, in most cases for now it is somewhat ironic, but nevertheless the trend is pleasing :).

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101398
 05.08.2014
There are two good brands in China: the ass and the fucking.
...??? to
Zopo and Huiawei

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101397
 05.08.2014
Half an hour to talk about the harm of fast foods, every day demonstratively eat small portions of fresh vegetables, black rice and strawberries, spice it all with stories about "correct nutrition", all days to drink liters of water to get out of strawberries and toxins, and every hour to go to over-the-counter... maybe I don't understand something?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101396
 05.08.2014
If the tea is not poured with boiling water, it will not boil (or will be boiled for a very long time).
If the tea does not cool - you will burn your whole throat (yes, I know, there are fans to drink the tea at the temperature of boiling water, but, first, it is very harmful, and secondly, I personally do not get any pleasure from drinking it)
and...
I will uncover a terrible secret - you can pour a cup of boiling water. Wait until it is boiled, and pour the remains with cold boiled water. We all do that at work.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101395
 05.08.2014
I decided to give my younger brother a gift, ordered a cup with the theme of WOT. She got it, brought it home, her husband doesn't talk all day, angered that it wasn't for him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101394
 05.08.2014
The summer. I want to dress, even in the office, bright, fashionable. In order for everything to be combined in some way by colors or recalled... In the morning, I chose the color of the ballet: pink under the blouse? Or blue under the bag? ... the fucking! How much time! I came to the office in one pink and one blue... Surprisingly, nobody even asked – why? Maybe she has already come?! to

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