Walkers, Scuco and Zen Masters. The contempt for death is so developed in them that not every master of the sword is drawn with the average pedestrian.

You heard, I was elected president!
The Secretary:
I have heard. Congratulations Mr President!
So much work ahead... No, I’ll rest on Saturday.
You have a working day on Saturday.
And what about Sunday?
Also a worker.
So, what happens, will I rest on the holidays?
You will also work on holidays.
Why is?
“Because you are a Negro, Mr. President.
Sick(s)

DEN: Where are you working?
In the Kindergarten!
DeN: Who is it?
I’m a cook, but that doesn’t mean I’m fat.
No one thinks you’re fat.
Why does everyone have a question "and you are full?"
DeN: Well, I am not everything.
No, I noticed it :)
How much do you weigh? :)

"To the quote:
...
Even, probably, as a girl, I would suck the train driver for a trip in the subway driver’s cabin.
...

Being a girl doesn’t have to suck or do anything like that.
(c) the girl who was driving in the cabin of the subway train driver"

It is obligatory!
c) The machinery

The Employment Service gave the address. It turns out, at this address is a transformator cabin, and it is registered 120 yours. of persons.

I fuck you, you won’t even notice!
You are not a compliment to yourself :D

I respect people who still remember that before House 2 there was still just a House that had an end (!) Which was even smarter.
ZY: if you press on plus, the text will appear in the slides =)

Love should not be proved in words, but in the body.

He told a familiar helicopter, further from his face.



In the First Chechen War we were placed in a barracks: I was on the top and I was on the bottom.

Colonel of medical service, pathologist. The bodies were brought.

"kamazami", and the colonel was missing in service until four and a half of the fifth

The Morning. When he came, he took a bottle of alcohol and insisted.

Make a company. My flights started at 5 in the morning and I went to sleep.

I wanted how. He woke me up every morning and I woke up.



One day the Colonel, having exhausted the usual arguments, said to me the following:



and Serena! You do not understand! I have no one closer to you! I am for

You... happen to you that... I’m making you so badly... to you

No flies will sit for six months.

and wisdom.

The probability of winning big lottery is always the same and does not depend.

whether you bought a lottery ticket or not.

I am sitting in the car line today on the front seat, a man was sitting next to him and knocked the door pretty hard.
Driver: Do you fuck the refrigerator at home too?
I have never closed the refrigerator inside.

It was noticeable as the driver kept laughing)))

Cat: I thought...think, people would have viruses like a Trojan...you start to confuse right and left, tell outsiders about yourself all the information that should be kept with you...and then some files are deleted...

honey: lin,such viruses are sold in any market in containers of 0,5, 0,7 and 1 liter)))))))

A crash in the store happened - in the department where beer, vodka and cigarettes ran a man and asked him to sell a hammer, while he was served came a woman and asked for the sale of e-cigarettes... well they are waiting... then the woman begins to look at that man.
Then she picks in her side...he surprises her so much.
So they smoked for about half a minute...then she says
Q: Do you know your family, do you not know your family?and "

The client calls:
Q: bla bla bla, a new computer, help connect
I: Not the question, the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
I: You don’t understand me, the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
I: (with unlimited patience), the operating system of Windows XP I-L-I Vista?
K: Yes
Liquid on operating systems for 10 minutes
I: So is the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
Is it joking?
I: Windows Vista or HR operating system?
Tag: Vista
YOP

godfatherus (21:50:49 12/11/2008)
I have seen the baby cream "Laska"

Jen`ka (21:51:27 12/11/2008)
There is still an air conditioner for clothes, Laska...may her girls love it?))

godfatherus (21:52:23 12/11/2008)
Probably... it is done this way.. while they wash with air conditioner "Laska", you need to approach from the back with a baby cream...

I think a quote from 2 Madagascar,
Spit, spit, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again and spit again.
I have to take the vase as a motto.)

When will we finally see:
Somali pirates captured the United States.

My wife and I broke up. The offended woman went to sleep. I am swimming. I am correcting hope. It is Hule’s fault. Call the flower delivery service. It does not work. I call a taxi, pull my pants and go to the store. There is a guard and a girl. I picked roses broken all normal. Electricity to pay. I notice the guard touches me somehow strangely and, like, calls to himself unnoticed. I’m so stressed he might think I’m laying eggs to his girlfriend. I am paying. The sensation comes from behind. I think no. The situation is so tense. The girl is silent. Night outside the window and grumbling from behind. He leaned toward me and whispered to my ear: “Dumb man, fasten the width.” He threw me into a cold sweat. I remembered that when I came out of the bathroom my pants on the naked body was wearing a shirt. The Romantic Fuck.

Looking at the girl in the embrace with a milipizdric dog, spinning out of the trousers ropes, with the intelligence of the marmelade, who told me that "I will not drink this drank for 450p" I remembered: as we (2 friends and 2 babies) in the year 94, when we were 14 years old, and the grandmothers at 17, spotted at night, from the turntable of my motorcycle "Minsky" 98% alcohol diluted with water from the column and spotted him to cheat with the same water, and the grandmothers were happy that they were drunk and now would be specifically fuck. That’s where I understood... Yes! I’m a regional director, 14 years ago, and I’m fucking who I am now! It is :)

xxx left the group "Those who will never be expelled from the MFI".