to this:
Talk about the rise in prices against the backdrop of the rise of the dollar:
But you will come to the store tomorrow, and there the bread costs not 16 rubles, but 160!! to
I’ll take half...

ha ha! Surprisingly :-)) This was all already at the beginning of the restructuring, when prices were released. Then my mom came out of the store completely upset and said, "Creme 170 p.!!"Given that, yesterday, when we were still in the former state, the cream was worth 1 p. 70 K. So don’t be afraid, we’re scary.

I worked in the police for about five years and for that time I only heard a thank you once. There is not for the time when we detained the robber in the federal search, and not for the time when the robber was not caught on the gas bottles, and not for the capture of the robbers at the scene of the crime. No, not for this nonsense.And for the fact that at the entrance I wiped my legs well - the cleaner from all her heart so sincerely praised, and thanked the parents for raising such a son. I love my country, honestly 😉

The most important thing is to live until March.)
There are two things in March. Consider the lifting of sanctions, and all payments on external loans will be made.
And the interstellar on DVD =)

I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. I stood at the box and remembered what else I wanted to get. After a short pause, I remember and give out: "and a package of tempalgine please"(the head was terribly sore the second day in a row). The whole depth of the question of the girl’s cashier: “Is it for you to be sure?” said with a barely contained hysterical laugh, I understood only after leaving the pharmacy.

Girl, if you are reading this, a huge thank you for the positive mood for the rest of the day!and :)

here here :
>People, what did you do "Our Crimea"?
Do you think that without Crimea we’t try to crush the economy?

No, it’s all, of course, fun – when there’s a black ruler in the West who sleeps and sees us ruin, but something doesn’t go together – the factories we’re not allowed to build by the “possible enemy”? Or,, a likely opponent has prevented us from finally reorienting our economy from “pumping oil” to “producing goods and selling it”?
They are not angels, yes. But think, would we be able to crush their economy so much? The economy of China?
There is nothing to chew on the enemies of the Russian people who are everywhere, there would be production, exports, competent foreign and domestic policy - fucking anyone did something to us. So we ourselves destroyed everything, "they" do not even have to bother to do so. So is.

The most prominent example of tolerance is AIDS, the complete absence of immunity. The resistance...

Yesterday I stood with my daughter in a line at the box office in a children's store.
Here from the street come an eight-year-old boy and his father, who carries a toy helicopter broken in the dust. Go straight to the box.
It is clear that the case is not guaranteed.
The dialogue at the box.

I bought this helicopter this morning.
“I remember you, but we can’t take back the thing that...
- No, you didn't understand us, we just transferred it, suddenly someone else will buy it, and here the controller is good, and so on, spare parts... Give them. You know, we just launched him, he went up to the second floor and a crown attacked him.
The boy enters the conversation:
Do you have roosters in the store?

© Camelot

The Central Bank of the Russian Federation joined the sanctions against Russia.

The answers...

Do I have a gynecological disease? Do the eggs work normally?

No, the question is completely normal, but it is asked in the "Magic" section.

In general, I came to the conclusion that the less thoughts in the head at the time of the photo, the better it comes out.
Per this is the secret to the photogenicity of a whole category of people, but in general I do not hint at anything.

Is it possible not to work at 31pm?
xxx: here is my friend worked for the past new year, says it wasn't fun
YYY : Why?
xxx: he is a forensic expert, sitting in the office closed with an alcoholic guard all night.
xxx: and when there was a challenge, he could not wake the guard to get out.
I had to search his pockets.
YYY: It is cool!
YYY: This is the story
Well, of course, the coolest thing is that he was then looking for a corpse in the woods with the opera group, but this is his constant work, he is doing it all the time.
As you meet the New Year, so you will spend it.

Do not be wise:

<...> Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl...
= the =
God, you even copy it, after your quazianecdotes...
This is a quote from the beautiful film "Clocked" performed by N. Karachenzov.
= the =
Your "Crazy" was filmed in 1991, according to a 1988 story, and the joke was told when Kunin (author) was still a teenager (at 40 years old).

qqq: Several years saw (in Volgograd) the advertising poster: "COPE AND COPE OF GARDENS". Apparently, in the first case, the main thing is the process, and in the second - the result. and ;-)

Not yesterday. This morning at nine. Some unfortunate eight thousand marks! At nine in the morning, it was something else. And then they announced a new dollar exchange rate, and I can no longer buy a tie on them, only a bottle of cheap wine. I need a tie.

How much is a dollar worth now?

Today at noon it was worth thirty-six thousand marks! Only thirty thousand in the morning.

George Crow is looking at his cigar.

Thirty six thousand already! It goes faster than a cat novel. How will all this end?

“General bankruptcy, Mr. Field Marshal,” I answer. So far we have to live.

P.S Read the quote, swallow a good Erzac coffee. Life is going on.)

Title on the Commercial website:
'' Banks are afraid and borrowing'
The voice is perceived unambiguously.

I was pregnant with Ulysses. When I get back, I tell my husband and son that we have a girl. A 5-year-old boy asks, “How did the doctor know that she was a girl?” I explain that on the "TV" can be seen fingers, legs and in the "writing" Son (with horror) - What is there without cowards?

The Antikafe? Does it take tea and plushes from visitors?

x: beef in the dining room is imported, out of the cottage is already 150p.
y: but the mice and paper are domestic, the sausages are still 100.

In the game
I have seen the elves in the army of elves-horse.
The elephant horses?
- Apparently the elves did not have enough women and they were attracted to horses!
This is a centaur!

I sit behind the compass, slowly fall asleep. The director is behind.
I’m sleepy again, why don’t you get to sleep?
Faith does not allow
(D) What is the Faith
I: I believe that 4 hours of sleep is enough.