xxx: classmate yesterday with friends after the match ate, well and went to the air to breathe. while walking one of them ran to each sewer, fell, hugged and said with a suffering voice "Luke, I am your father"
The match Spain - Italy
The main time is over, the score is 0:0, they play slowly.
My father said:
"They fight to win, they will have to play with Russia!"
Alexander is
Hi to you! How are you living? )
saintly
Hi Sorry, I'm not here now
Alexander is
and nothing)
Write when you come back.
Here I am now shuffling myself, waking up, and our still playing with the Greeks!
My husband is a manager in a large company. And at home he secretly grows grapes from Izum! This domesticated micurine throws 5-6 crushed pimples into the water periodically mixing them with a stick. And after the 2nd day, eating the fruits, he cries out - "Excellent variety" and puts a new batch!!!! I am afraid to show him the courage.
How do I feel about my bright hair?
- I see you feathered once in my life, I can't identify as you with light hair.
Who am I similar to?
If I tell you who you look like, you’re probably moving me in the mouth.
I don’t have the habit of beating girls.
You look like a pedal.
It is fucking! Everyone tells me, I know I’m like a pedor! So... let’s then... what kind of pederast am I like, bad or good?? to
For a good...
After no answer at the exam, sitting in front of the lecturer:
-"Muchahahaha! You stupid fool, Oksana Alexandrovna! You fooled me from the first couple, always putting scratch shortcomings, and even at the very exam scratched me like the last shit! You didn’t love me and didn’t hide it. Maybe because when you glued, I sent you naked? It was more crazy than Valuev! And I always, you hear, ALWAYS...\" I thought, but only made out of myself, - "when, Oksana Alexandrovna?"
by Fuck! make a bath after at least the 15th press of the button "and further".
I slept three times in advance...
HeadShotScript
I show a special street magic. Want to see some magic?
Mishko
Suddenly, David Blaine is not.
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Watch the TV
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carefully
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The first channel
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Now is...
Mishko
My feet in my mouth! 1:0 What are you doing?? to
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Koresh went to Egypt, he writes this:
by PAZDEC
Kill me...
At seven o’clock from the fucking archangel.
in the African desert, in an Arab hotel.
On the huge plasma in the lobby bar is going, shit, curved mirror!! to
I took the exam at the department today. There, on the entrance door, a leaflet hangs with the text: "The work of the teacher as in the Holy Inquisition. First preach, then torture and execution.
Probably never again in all the time such a number of Russians have pronounced in a single breath what orientation the Dutch, like 5 minutes before the end of the second half...
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I finally got my diploma! I don’t know how to make a line between the end and the dop. Literary
Please: no shift+a -> delete -> exit+save
Wait two minutes and then a line appears.
(within 2 minutes)
Fuck you, tell me your address!! I’m going to hang you on your nails!!! to
(c) Cart and nalim
I once thought, why are these fish in my corner of the aquarium bumping? It turns out they look through the glass at the package of food.
Of course I understand everything, well, when at the end of the holiday everyone went apart in a couple of rooms, she began to wear around the apartment with cries:
It seems like sex begins, it seems that sex begins.
Patriotism grows stronger as other values are robbed.
http://raketchik.livejournal.com/40909.html
Isn’t your owner lost?
They lived in Kakhovka, opposite Bucharest. Time is midnight. Sam is more
The Negative.
I leave myself.
What something?? to
- Yes, I just need to go to the supermarket... for a moment... well there... somebody.
in small...
well well. Get rid of the midnight maniacs. Uncut stinking black terrier
And the girl in the eighth month comes to you. They caught in
The supermarket.
He went out onto the balcony, looked after, imagined something like Sam sitting.
On the empty square, he fought with pity, then with conscience.
Then, with laziness, I put on tapes, locked the door, smoked, and went. Or I am not
I know how much is a minute in a supermarket.
A sad death with a dog. Half empty black parking.
A lonely dog. Moving from foot to foot and pulling
The blind side to the bright windows. A wheelchair abandoned. and
and silence. And no one. Ah-ma... I pulled off the lead, went over the corner, onto the lawn.
I stand in the corner. Whatever the dog means to observe, and the entrance. Going past the stack.
The midnight teenagers. On the lead is such a small black hose.
The Dry. What was I most surprising about? Dritch – an exact copy of Sam, on a scale
1 to 20 approximately. And they bind him wherever he is.
We were sitting.
And at this time, to meet them, from the bright doors of the supermarket - the stomach in the
in the frame of ten packs "who is small", on top of the head. and head
She sings to herself, “Now, now, my Seven! Now and now,
My sweet one! I’m tired of waiting for my mother, poor boy!”
And all this structure, going along with the teenagers, moves boldly on
Direction to Dresden. He is also a living soul.
He was terrified in the midst of the darkness, he rushed to meet, the lead stretched,
He moves his feet and feeds.
I have to say that our mother’s acuity of sight has never been different. Them
more in the wrong light of distant lights. And we and Sam opened our mouths.
How to give a voice... Suddenly, a couple of meters from the threshold, she stood up, as if
On the wall, frozen, sat down, the bags fell out of her hands, and sleepy Moscow.
He covers the cry:
Same to Same!! What did they do to you???! to
Drake, I think, has gone crazy.
A young man goes down to hell and cries. The old devil asks:
What about you?
They cheated! I was fooled!
How? →? to
One wizard said he would give me a soul if I told him three things.
The secret of the world’s best magicians, and if I can’t, I’ll be his lifetime.
The assistant.
And what did he ask?
“First he asked how Goodini was released from the safe. I told him,
It is all about distracting attention.
And then then?
Then he asked how David Copperfield dematerialized the Statue.
Freedom, and I said it was all about the direction of the projectors.
And then then?
And then he asked a very short question, “How does Hiddink do this?”
I found a girl on the list...who she doesn’t remember...
I: Who are you?
I am a good fairy!
Is it possible to wish?
She: Walk
And not modest?
The fucking question!
I: I want to drink, eat, have fun and fuck... and it's not at my expense!
Tomorrow at 9 p.m. we will be dressed in a nice dress.
Fool, enough to send one and the other quotes but with a couple of added phrases, do not hide the tower, affects - kill the eye. Please please.
Personally, I have never done that.
I agree, we plush!