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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7145
 23.06.2008
xxx: classmate yesterday with friends after the match ate, well and went to the air to breathe. while walking one of them ran to each sewer, fell, hugged and said with a suffering voice "Luke, I am your father"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7144
 23.06.2008
The match Spain - Italy
The main time is over, the score is 0:0, they play slowly.
My father said:
"They fight to win, they will have to play with Russia!"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7143
 23.06.2008
Alexander is
Hi to you! How are you living? )

saintly
Hi Sorry, I'm not here now

Alexander is
and nothing)
Write when you come back.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7142
 23.06.2008
Here I am now shuffling myself, waking up, and our still playing with the Greeks!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7141
 23.06.2008
My husband is a manager in a large company. And at home he secretly grows grapes from Izum! This domesticated micurine throws 5-6 crushed pimples into the water periodically mixing them with a stick. And after the 2nd day, eating the fruits, he cries out - "Excellent variety" and puts a new batch!!!! I am afraid to show him the courage.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7140
 23.06.2008
How do I feel about my bright hair?
- I see you feathered once in my life, I can't identify as you with light hair.
Who am I similar to?
If I tell you who you look like, you’re probably moving me in the mouth.
I don’t have the habit of beating girls.
You look like a pedal.
It is fucking! Everyone tells me, I know I’m like a pedor! So... let’s then... what kind of pederast am I like, bad or good?? to
For a good...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7139
 23.06.2008
After no answer at the exam, sitting in front of the lecturer:
-"Muchahahaha! You stupid fool, Oksana Alexandrovna! You fooled me from the first couple, always putting scratch shortcomings, and even at the very exam scratched me like the last shit! You didn’t love me and didn’t hide it. Maybe because when you glued, I sent you naked? It was more crazy than Valuev! And I always, you hear, ALWAYS...\" I thought, but only made out of myself, - "when, Oksana Alexandrovna?"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7138
 23.06.2008
by Fuck! make a bath after at least the 15th press of the button "and further".
I slept three times in advance...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7137
 23.06.2008
HeadShotScript
I show a special street magic. Want to see some magic?

Mishko
Suddenly, David Blaine is not.

HeadShotScript
Watch the TV

HeadShotScript
carefully

HeadShotScript
The first channel

HeadShotScript
Now is...

Mishko
My feet in my mouth! 1:0 What are you doing?? to

HeadShotScript
0 0 0

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7136
 23.06.2008
Koresh went to Egypt, he writes this:

by PAZDEC
Kill me...
At seven o’clock from the fucking archangel.
in the African desert, in an Arab hotel.
On the huge plasma in the lobby bar is going, shit, curved mirror!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7135
 23.06.2008
I took the exam at the department today. There, on the entrance door, a leaflet hangs with the text: "The work of the teacher as in the Holy Inquisition. First preach, then torture and execution.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7134
 23.06.2008
Probably never again in all the time such a number of Russians have pronounced in a single breath what orientation the Dutch, like 5 minutes before the end of the second half...

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7133
 23.06.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I finally got my diploma! I don’t know how to make a line between the end and the dop. Literary

Please: no shift+a -> delete -> exit+save

Wait two minutes and then a line appears.

(within 2 minutes)

Fuck you, tell me your address!! I’m going to hang you on your nails!!! to

(c) Cart and nalim

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7132
 23.06.2008
I once thought, why are these fish in my corner of the aquarium bumping? It turns out they look through the glass at the package of food.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7131
 23.06.2008
Of course I understand everything, well, when at the end of the holiday everyone went apart in a couple of rooms, she began to wear around the apartment with cries:
It seems like sex begins, it seems that sex begins.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №7130
 23.06.2008
Patriotism grows stronger as other values are robbed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №7129
 23.06.2008
http://raketchik.livejournal.com/40909.html



Isn’t your owner lost?



They lived in Kakhovka, opposite Bucharest. Time is midnight. Sam is more

The Negative.



I leave myself.

What something?? to

- Yes, I just need to go to the supermarket... for a moment... well there... somebody.

in small...



well well. Get rid of the midnight maniacs. Uncut stinking black terrier

And the girl in the eighth month comes to you. They caught in

The supermarket.



He went out onto the balcony, looked after, imagined something like Sam sitting.

On the empty square, he fought with pity, then with conscience.

Then, with laziness, I put on tapes, locked the door, smoked, and went. Or I am not

I know how much is a minute in a supermarket.



A sad death with a dog. Half empty black parking.

A lonely dog. Moving from foot to foot and pulling

The blind side to the bright windows. A wheelchair abandoned. and

and silence. And no one. Ah-ma... I pulled off the lead, went over the corner, onto the lawn.



I stand in the corner. Whatever the dog means to observe, and the entrance. Going past the stack.

The midnight teenagers. On the lead is such a small black hose.

The Dry. What was I most surprising about? Dritch – an exact copy of Sam, on a scale

1 to 20 approximately. And they bind him wherever he is.

We were sitting.



And at this time, to meet them, from the bright doors of the supermarket - the stomach in the

in the frame of ten packs "who is small", on top of the head. and head

She sings to herself, “Now, now, my Seven! Now and now,

My sweet one! I’m tired of waiting for my mother, poor boy!”



And all this structure, going along with the teenagers, moves boldly on

Direction to Dresden. He is also a living soul.

He was terrified in the midst of the darkness, he rushed to meet, the lead stretched,

He moves his feet and feeds.



I have to say that our mother’s acuity of sight has never been different. Them

more in the wrong light of distant lights. And we and Sam opened our mouths.

How to give a voice... Suddenly, a couple of meters from the threshold, she stood up, as if

On the wall, frozen, sat down, the bags fell out of her hands, and sleepy Moscow.

He covers the cry:



Same to Same!! What did they do to you???! to



Drake, I think, has gone crazy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №7128
 23.06.2008
A young man goes down to hell and cries. The old devil asks:

What about you?

They cheated! I was fooled!

How? →? to

One wizard said he would give me a soul if I told him three things.

The secret of the world’s best magicians, and if I can’t, I’ll be his lifetime.

The assistant.

And what did he ask?

“First he asked how Goodini was released from the safe. I told him,

It is all about distracting attention.

And then then?

Then he asked how David Copperfield dematerialized the Statue.

Freedom, and I said it was all about the direction of the projectors.

And then then?

And then he asked a very short question, “How does Hiddink do this?”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7127
 23.06.2008
I found a girl on the list...who she doesn’t remember...
I: Who are you?
I am a good fairy!
Is it possible to wish?
She: Walk
And not modest?
The fucking question!
I: I want to drink, eat, have fun and fuck... and it's not at my expense!
Tomorrow at 9 p.m. we will be dressed in a nice dress.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7126
 23.06.2008
Fool, enough to send one and the other quotes but with a couple of added phrases, do not hide the tower, affects - kill the eye. Please please.

Personally, I have never done that.

I agree, we plush!

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