XXX: The stormy night has come out?
YYY: Wow, very...
What did I dream of?
xxx in the night.
WOW: And what next?
XXX: And then you told me not to tell you!

I sit and look at the telephone.
My mother, my son, I washed up.
I’m on the machine, you’re Mom.
He doesn’t think about it – wow, I’m the most important person in the family!
I thought...

l_e_x_a: The well-known IT analyst Matt Honan urges journalists to stop using the word "sexy" in reviews of new devices – or to clearly describe exactly how they fuck with these gadgets.

Churches are burning)))) I cried when I read it)
Workers who did not lay, but painted on concrete pavement tiles near the Mayakovskaya metro station in Moscow, will be fired. About this, as RIA "Novosti" reports, said the deputy general director of the company "Mosoblsportstroy", which is engaged in the laying of tiles, Dmitry Abrakhmanov.

Smile: What are you doing?
The meat is frozen in the system.
SmeTanečka: O_O by Nafiga?
monster: +32 in the room... cooling does not work, the computer is breathing
Monsters must work out.
Monster: Pulled a piece of meat from the freezer under the fridge
Half an hour, normal flight.
The monster: Harrach!
At the same time, the fire...

XHH: First-time students, do you have any creative suggestions about your dedication?
What is vodka banned?

I bought a cat's necklace, and she's a kind of attractive fig filled.
Now she licked the nail, and the nails ticked like before, on the couch, bleat.

Mary-Jane (00:28:16 16/08/2011)
How can a girl other than a "child" be called more disgraceful?
1nk0gn1t0- (00:29:47 16/08/2011)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the cow.
Mary-Jane (00:30:02 16/08/2011)
I understand why you don’t have a girlfriend.

A sleeping baby is not only cute, but finally!

My wife claims that May Abrikosov is from my town.
It was published in "May Abrikosov". There is no such page in Wikipedia.
Respect for Wikipedia.

XXX is a gift!! urgently need blood, from people over 18 years old, any group, urgently!!!Tell all your friends.961XXXXX 917XXXXXX! If you have the opportunity, send it to anyone you can.
A vampire spammer?

I sit in the kitchen about the hour of the night, I eat.I come in.Look with an examining look and give:
- Eat my hamster, eat, you will grow your fat ass, you will become a sea pig from a hamster, and we will give you up.
–...

Remove the news about the Day of Saddam!
The fourth admin was fired for drinking.

What type of surgery do you have?
Admin: I have four of them. Gentoo, OpenBSD, FreeBSD and Debian
Zloy: Windows is not at all?
admin: There is wine and cedega, and there is a virtual with full-weight xp and 7 on the Debian
Zloy: If I were you, I’d do it all and put in a normal Ixpi!
by admin: Fuck you! Thank God you are not in my place.

NoTime: I had a cultural shock when I came to Moscow to my brother and went out to the store, and at the entrance, on the benches, where the grandmothers and the goat usually sit, I saw three blacks drinking Zhygulevo.

The night, a strong thunderstorm, near the frightened blonde wife...
I try to reassure you that there is such a iron strip on the side of the house - it is a thunderstorm and so on. Blah Blah Blah
In response, I hear: "Well, this is a thunderstorm!" and suddenly the lightning will hit the house!

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by M?
Registration in ICQ
The button *
Enter the password.
Done *
He is short
I shrugged the tail, added another letter
Your password doesn’t enter, we don’t see your last letter, so it doesn’t fit anyway.
Removes the number from the middle of the password
The first and second passwords do not coincide.
Copy the second password from the first
You do not have Latin letters.
and cloth! I made it all over again, I went off.
All right, the passwords match! Press the Registration button.
and Tits
I have a server error, sorry.
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A: Regarding blood and dogs, I have the most feral memories of the dog of a daughter’s instructor. It was a teenager Labrador, golden, large, with a long (uncouped) tail. He was very friendly, everyone was very happy and lucked his tail from happiness on what happened, including. On the walls, the fence, the doors... as a result, he broke his tail into blood, but that didn’t stop him. The tail was regularly wrapped, but from such a powerful whiplash all the bandages flew, he again knocked his tail on something hard, again the blood went and the wind flew throughout the room.
BBB = O
aaa: he was caught, again, but it was enough for 15-20 minutes.
BBB: That’s a dude...there’s no other word.
aaa: In short, the hostess removed all the carpets, the furniture was covered with old benches - the look is awful... All in bloody spots
BBB: But...
What is it in your blood?
This dog is very happy.

Fistakes without cracks, fucking, burn in hell!

From the women’s website:

The width of condoms is regulated in 3 sizes: 49 mm, 52 mm and 56 mm (the width is not the diameter, but half the length of the circle, i.e. the radius).