I pushed the egg into a bottle...where video how to pull out??It hurts (

@Mehlis: Buying expensive gadgets – you look for shortcomings. Buying cheap is worthwhile.

XXX: Or she goes home in the evening, and here some wretch jumps out, pulls her legs, lustfully pursues. Here I am, and how I hurt him! And she ah, oh, you saved me, that I would have disappeared without you, and then the happy end.
yyy: "The fool who lustfully harasses her"... And it doesn’t matter that you are the first to fall under this description?

FlynnCarsen: Brother asked to help upgrade the floor in the summer kitchen...
So, we change the floor, but we would need to close the roof, at the same time a little to complete, and raise the walls. To raise the walls, you need to dismantle the nearby buildings, because they interfere. They demolished the buildings, thought that it was somehow stupid to leave a part of the kitchen old, and a part to make a new one - it is better to rebuild it completely and elsewhere.
We sit, look at the empty place where there was a kitchen, a bunch of garbage left after disassembly.
Docking a cigarette, the brother thoughtfully says: “Nothing so the floors have been renewed, right?”! to

Chuck Norris is 72. But it was not his life that shattered him, but he shattered her.

HH: It’s already with a new vocalist, as far as I know?
WOW: I wonder in which bordell they put it?
zzz: Only, therefore, began to smoke her, and then it turns out that she is also a vocalist.

Lar Aane: An article on Downshifting on Wikipedia. The famous Downshippers:
by Siddhartha Gautama (Buddha)
by Diogenes
by Leo Tolstoy
Uncle Fedor of Prostokvashino

very powerful!

Thanks to the advertisement, we learned that Valuev is a good actor, and Isinbaeva is not.

Fuck, somehow alarm the raised chairs in the female toilet at our office...

The Dating Site. In the photo, a cute long-legged girl sits next to a flower bowl. One of the comments: "Let’s go, no one is watching, put the saucer in the bag!".

I sit down, I hear a voice from above, grandmother, what did you go? I answered: No. She: just try to remind me somewhere... If after that the dog didn’t chew, I really thought she was with me.

Ro~BOT (18:03:23 23/08/2012)
The dialogue:
Rocky G (17:59:01 23/08/2012)
Peter's fans are stunned.

Ro~BOT (17:59:22 23/08/2012)
Very intolerant

Rocky G (17:59:40 23/08/2012)
Absolutely... football fans.

Ro~BOT (18:00:32 23/08/2012)
The Voot!

for all the administrators, the information is transmitted through the network in packets, and for the Rostov administrators - in balls

VG: Warm things in the village will not bother
I have a telegram there.)
VG: Vasey is called

I want to go to a stone exhibition, dear.
WOW: Okay, we’ll go after work on Lenin’s 64.
What is there, baby?
WOW is construction.

Are you with Natasha Chiva?
I have Lanfren-Lanfra with her, Lan-Tati-ta

I eat waffles... comes SMS - Non-operative liposuction on the Zeltiq device until 31.08.2012 30% discount.
I stopped eating waffles.

I was in the subway today with a guy: in the kindergarten friends, there was no water spill. Now even "Hello" did not say to each other... o.O. In childhood it is so easier, you approach, you say: "Hello, my name is Anya, I have a cushion and a pass. Let’s make friends!" - and you in response: "Let’s do it!"... I would now be like this...I imagine..."Hello, my name is Anya, and I have... breasts (?Let’s make friends and you: "What are you lying, you have no breasts!";

Yes, in childhood it was definitely easier, you could imagine having breasts =(

Yesterday I went to the subway with my wife.
XHH: Something I thought about, and I started to bite a hammer on the machine.
xxx: Here I get from my wife a light shuffle on my hand and the phrase: "You’re just crazy when you’re hungry!"....
At the next station I safely got out of the car :)

I worked on telephone surveys. It remains to question a man, wherever we call the phone, women take the phone, men do not. So after an hour of work we sit tired and call on the phone with questions.
This is a sociological survey, do you have a man at home? Not to waste time
And I have the answer:
The men? What a girl, what a man. We only have a cat in the house and it is castrated!