I sell print paper, describe what unusual customers get on the example of buying cars.
Do you sell cars? I need a car that is cheap, but spacious, but that is narrow, like a motorcycle, so that traffic jams can be bypassed. Yes, you can bring it to me by helicopter, clinging to the wires, so it will be more convenient for us to take it, and let the clown from the circus control the helicopter. It’s not difficult for you, right? is difficult? You will have to deal with your competitors. Unfortunate...

5 minutes of sleep after the alarm is better than any other sleep.

From an interview with the oligarch Gennady Timchenko: "There is a lack of spiritual warmth in people". Fuck, I don’t even know what to say, how to regret.

The VDF are the most inadequate troops. I also served. In very strong troops. And I am proud of that too. It is also a celebration, but quietly. For "after us is silence" (c). But I don’t go swimming in the fountains on December 17. and D

Today, August 4, we celebrate the 50th anniversary of hard rock! The first song that contains all its components is "You Really Got Me" The Kinks, written by Ray Davis and released as a single on August 4, 1964. The song reached the top of the UK Singles Chart and lasted on it for 2 weeks.

Good and good music!

Here is a young female.
Girl, let me go for the trip.
She is young and cute, but there is a little boy around her. Oh I gave birth.
Woman, I am behind you. What? Is it your brother? Sorry...
A guy and a girl are going. Yes, I’m already fucking.
Woman, you cut off your gloves. Not yet yet? Again the signs.

Go to the hell. If she looks like a girl, I’m afraid of her intimate life and I won’t think about whether it’s decent to call her a girl.

When the Berkutovs of Yanukovych looted the demonstrators on the Maidan, Russia swallowed its nose and said: “Well, you can’t...”, “Well, you can’t,” Yanukovych shouted, and the Berkutovs stopped chasing the people.
When the fascist militants began to beat the Berkutovs, to build barricades and to set fire to surrounding buildings, Russia looked at it in horror and said, "Well, you can't! "Go to the ass", the Maidan oral, "we can! "
When the ultra-nationalists began to expel the district heads of administration and establish their own power, Russia in shock whispered: "Well, it is not possible at all! You are destroying the state!" "We can! We have freedom!" Ukraine shouted in response. "Maybe..." – Russia whispered shockingly. Then she looked at the Crimea and asked herself: "So is it possible?"
..."Nelziaaa!" – Ukraine whispered, but Russia no longer listened to it.

The Minister of Energy of Ukraine has demanded from Gazprom to resume the supply of gas in credit on the basis of the fact that the girl's surname of his grandmother was Lannister, but everybody knows that the Lannister always pay the debts.

XHH: It was necessary to adapt the translation and call Christian Grey just Sergei. A title to leave: "50 Shades of Grey"

The corporate. Two people stand over the corpse of a new employee who fell in an unequal battle with a green snake.
1: Yes, a person is able to join a collective
2: Oh, he knows how to get in, I noticed.

When I got the rights, I became more careful crossing the road.
What is there. When I bought the registrar, I started to drive more carefully :)

XXX: Comrade of class! Why not shaved?? to
I did not shave, Comrade Colonel.
XXX is...

In general, the name Bageerah is male. Much more often it occurs in the form of "Bagir" (including in some peoples of Russia). In the original, the image of Bagira is absolutely unambiguous - it is a hero-warrior, equipped with an oasis of romantic Eastern color. He opposes Sher-Han as a noble hero to the thief. The model of the behavior of the aristocratic jihadist fits into his initiative to reconcile the conflicting parties by means of a ransom for Maugli, and his retrospectively told story of captivity and escape (the latter is the top of Orientalist literature). The relationship between Bagira and Maugli in the original is a relationship of male friendship, and not a relationship of motherhood / sonship at all. The transformation of Bagira into a female makes the clear and transparent Kipling plot difficult to understand: why, for example, the doubling of maternal custody - does Wolf not cope with the responsibilities of raising Maugli?

This is:
Talk about the early rise and what bad those who have a hard time getting up early in the morning have broken up. This again proves their intolerance and limitation. Sows usually respect other people’s biorhythms.
You are chasing! I am a cowboy, my wife is a cowboy. No respect for my biorhythm – she’s shaking up to 10, because she’s looking at House 2 before night. I get up to work at 6.45.
Your wife is not a sheep but a chicken.

From one of the mobile sites, the theme is "Awesome and just funny stories"
Vitam
Employees of the security service of one of the hypermarkets of Naborizhny Chelnov detained a man with a package of frozen hanging shrimp, the heads of which were cut off. As it turned out, the buyer cut off the heads of the arthropods in the shopping hall and brought to the box office only edible parts of seafood, reports Chelny Ltd.

The salespeople of the department brought to the box a package of broken heads from the freezer, so that the buyer paid for them. The man dropped the shrimp tails from the package, recounted them, and then counted the same number of goals, and only after that allowed to weigh the package and paid for the purchase.

I love lawyers, two days of negotiations on the signing of a contract with an enterprise with an ideal credit history, for which suppliers in line become to work. We cut our vigilant jur. department contract - excess caviar placed. Beyond us the enterprise went off, but the lawyers did not let the “fraudsters” check the case.

I work as a designer. I ordered for a children's store, to draw a drawing on the logo. The manager went to check how it was. Too late I understood how the phrase "that I killed half a day" sounded.

The graduate:
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I apologize in advance for U.S. On the subject of engineers: I went here recently to one of the stores of a large electronics network. You know, so many familiar faces among the donors! With many studied together, someone studied for a course older, someone - younger, no matter. I am a graduate of PED. by VUZA. And among my classmates on my fingers can be counted people who work in the profession. And all because a young specialist in school gets on the first couple of thousands 15 - 20. Yes, with time the salary will rise, but it will be in five years, not sooner. Yes, there are numerous benefits, but still the pay does not correspond to the work that the teacher must do. Here it turns out that the average age of teachers is 55 years old, and in 10 to 15 years our children will teach no one.
P.S I live in M.O., I think the situation is not better in other regions.
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“Voz”
In the first pair.
“Light”

If your classmates are as literate as you are, I am very happy that none of you are working on a specialty.

If people don’t like it, it’s good music.

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Nevertheless, passions, strong or not, must never be expressed enough to reach the point of generating disgust, and music, even in situations of greatest horror, must never be painful to the ear, but must flatter and charm, and thus always remain music.
and Mozart.

P.S I live in M.O., I think the situation is not better in other regions.
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a) "Light "??? Then it's easier - you fucking teachers, there you and the road.
b) 15 to 20 thousand Do you have no experience immediately after studying? Then you also ate up, gentlemen, beginners teachers.

and smile)
Weak men produce mistresses, and strong men - Zhyguli in a 40-degree frost.