A friend arranged a salesman: "The mine was again at work on Wednesday. "A woman comes to us in the tent and does not look, but according to the habit she says, 'Hello girls,' and by the way, 'Oh...' when she sees me bearded. Well, I didn’t get confused, too, and I said:"Mdaaa, I’m such a...." :-D

X: I have to do something about it.
YYY: I have to do something with you.
XXX: And it’s also... it’s desirable to fuck me with a breasty brunette...

In the post:
In Russia, old computers are not thrown away, but taken to the country.
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In Russia, mobile phones are used by old grandmothers on their birthday. Ahh...

WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB!!! and :)

Happy Birthday to Nikola Tesla!! You are the genius of the future!!! to

Children over 2 years of age and dogs are considered as people"

Vanessa: The Nifiga was extinguished. I gave myself the word - no matter what bedroom I was - I will put the alarm at 8 - I will not wake up at work. I don’t know where I was, but I put my alarm.
I woke up at 8 p.m. He came home at half ten in the morning.

In Documents and Settings there are folders, all packaged.

Administrator
administrator
by admin
admin
ADM
by Odminko
Adim
by Odmin
AD is
Senior Administrator
The Chief Administrator
General_Administrator_of_Internet
_ESHE_GLAVNEE_ADMINISTRATOR
Super_Mega_Administrator_of_Galaxy
Vashe_Niipet_Ya_GLAVNEE

Attention to question! What do computers smoke?

Lot of No. A system administrator vacancy is being sold. Requirements for the candidate:
1st Talk to monkeys. Finding a common language with the dogs. Talk calmly with spiders and wardrobes.
2nd Have a strong cerebral cortex, like a walnut. The presence of an engineering orange helmet or armored military helmet is mandatory!
Three Powerful skills to generate the most eye-catching repulsions
4 is Honest and sad eyes
5 is Intolerance, boldness in small crimes
6 is Ability to fake documents in Photoshop.
7 is Ability to understand "word" and "executes"
8 is Magical abilities for resuscitation 1c. Administration of 1C. Support of 1C. Ability to answer dumb questions about the work of users with 1c
9 is Mysterious abilities to turn into a forged hose or teleport from the office
10 is Knowledge of Windows OS will be your plus

S/P 12 in 2 months

From a local TV channel:
They filmed the plot somewhere on the border with China, where they showed a column of illegal refugees who wanted to illegally cross the border (among them all Asians).
In accordance with the rules, the correspondent says:
“At the moment you can observe a column of refugees that Russian border guards stopped yesterday when they tried to cross the border.
Here among the crowd appear two men, in appearance absolutely undetectable, and, apparently, Russians:
I think there are our compatriots among them. Now we will try to ask them a few questions.
Suitable for one:
Good morning, tell me how you found yourself among these people.
Here, the man, being, as it turned out, from the body, absolutely not understanding what is happening, says:
Fucking where am I? Sirog, he said, did not have to drink with them yesterday.
The report was broken. =) is

The best attitude of the majority of gamers in our country to GTA 4 showed the scene seen in the morning: a guy from the 9th floor pulled out a DVD box and cried out: "Fuck fuck!"

Is it a scarring on his hand?
Chen knows, probably from appendicitis.

metaliym: but nobody will tell you that fucking, I have a flash for 8 gigs, but one day 2 gigs are gone somewhere, checked for viruses by almost all antivirus, find nothing...
na: metaliym - I have a hernia - the current was 16, and it became 8 - and what to do I don't know
DexteR: remove hidden porn

Blondes and Blondes:
They put me breaks (I think, and they can go through? Who should I ask, the dentist or the dentist?
The Rock:
x_x

Today when I woke up from a good body, I found a note written by me, and I said, “You don’t even know where you were yesterday and what you did!”I’ll have to start correspondence with this alcoholic, because I really don’t remember...

Here you are all - Harsh Chelyabinsk, Harsh Chelyabinsk....We had a case in school, 11th grade wrote a checklist.The fire alarm is issued - the teacher - "Write, school probably." - we are sitting writing. Again, fire alarm - in the same spirit - "We write not distract".After 10 minutes the door opens, along with the smoke into the class firefighter (the library burns), shouts and shouts - "you have at all shouted" at the pins expels us out of the class.During our dispatch from the school, very loudly and clearly bubbled under the nose - "Teachers today went, die but write the check.".
These are the harsh Kazakh teachers.

The newspaper article, about Putin's arrival in Krasnodar, quotes:

"And the sun was burning. The field smelled of heated wheat. And this field must have passed by Putin."

"Do you take out loans? - Putin continued to bread borst."

Because of the tears, it was hard to read.

Protest the EGE at Wassermann!! Or the opposite!! to

All Simply
cat -> tom -> jerry -> mouse -> cheese -> pizza -> ninja turtles -> shredder

I am a programmer myself, I have a friend of mathematics, he has a new aska and an anti-spam bot on it. The question is "writ the number opposite to zero" well I write "unity", "1", "one", it doesn’t pass.... and only then came to me he is a mathematician, I write "infinity"...
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