You will ask me a question.)
Which one?
You gave it to me.)
Extremely sensitive =D

Goschahn
Chat is boring. No one with whom to talk.)
Alexxxl
Sophie’s wedding is scheduled for Friday.
Goschahn
I remember something.)
Alexxxl
she literally a week before the wedding.. ordered tamada broke her leg.... I suggested that she would be handed a castle, a poppy on her shoulder and an eye bandage.. well and a striped T-shirt.... did not approve ))))

I wanted a beer and it went like always.

xxx: yyy, I'm your mom *bal shl*ha she ended gnide understood you come I come she porvu nah*u as momshu your urod goose come gnide eyebrows
Tagged: address
xxx: rednaark Sverdlovskaya 40 sq 47 let's hnida I'll buy you a ticket come to Gandon I'll stretch you up
Hi my neighbor. Parents at home?

Shepherd(14:51:16 15/08/2011)
Is there an abortion at home?

Lenochka (14:56:19 15/08/2011)
You took the last two.

News from focus.ua:

06:15 Zebrous Amadins have a tendency to sustained homosexual relationships

Far from the first time I read the word "amadin" correctly, it turned out that it was a bird. But I still thought.

It can be great:
Come home from work and discover that your beloved wife is cooking soup in a 3-liter pot. Get closer to the pot, and contemptuously leading the nose, shout: “Aha!!! You are cooking the magic grass again, witch. I thought you were going to poison me.

This fascinating method quickly raised the mood of the medical staff of the burn department of the nearest hospital.

Comment on the article "Google bought Motorola"

Sergey, you asked to buy a motorcycle, we bought it.
What model?
The model?! to

At night, I pulled off my husband’s blanket, and I hear an indignant response:
What are you doing, lady?! to
Glad you are not a man.

Bill Gates’ book “Business at the Speed of Thought.” out of. 2nd, corrected, and thought: "And here without Service Pack'a it didn't work out!

Marina Rvet and the Mosque
See also PMS?
See also: AHA
Tag: plan
Thread: Month
Tag: collapsed

xxxh: We received a letter on soap with an invitation to the "wash competition"... We thought and decided to give it to the PTO department :)

Recently I saw a banner advertisement. Advertising MTS-modem, where a guy as "an advanced user of the Internet" recommends a MTS-modem, type "earl" so fast and stable. The whole thing is that when the "pearl" runs and holds the "asky" icon in his teeth, the icon is red, i.e. Offline is! This is a stable...
No, I am not a tester. I am admin.

The inspection of the composition of the tiles will cost the city council up to 3 million rubles, and all work should be completed by 30 September. In case of marriage, additional funds will be allocated to replace the coverage.

A christomatic example in the textbook "Budget drawing".

xxx: always the worst things open up unexpectedly
WOW: Ah... such as diarrhea

From a discussion of the photo, in which a police officer catches a guy’s neck.

The xxx:
This is a violation of human rights!
YYYY :
It looks like a head injury.
The violation of rights is carried out by GIBD.

- = [ADM] = -
All of our offices received the prize.
Yellow5
The Builder’s Day?
- = [ADM] = -
Apparently yes
Yellow5
No, not to build yourself here.

xxx: you write her there that she is the best, beautiful and kind, responsive and...shortly more positive words.

Tagged: xD xD

Advertising by mr. The Proper:
That and that and that...
What do you want?
Wash the apartment!

In the phrase:

I’m not going to sleep with you anymore. Sleeping with married men is immoral.
- Okay, I will not sleep with you, you are my wife, a relative, and you are not accepted to sleep with relatives.