YYY: I went on the unstoppable 2
Stupid film
shootings and fights every 6 minutes, conversations as such are almost completely absent
XXX: AAAAGRGRHRHH
I absolutely love this movie.
Yyy: Heroes are moving
The devil knows where.
XXX is a good day!!! to
God keep going.
Do not stop
Romance is less than zero.
XXX is OOO!!!! to
The joke is really boring.
I go eat.
You are not nervous x)
xxx: a man's tear flows on his cheek

I saw an Internet Explorer advertisement on TV.
Spit the TV with holy water.

Q: Do you want chocolate?
J : No. When the Zai PMS she does not want sweet... (*then thought for a second., turned her look somewhere away and gave*) - she wants to kill....

You can also make sauces yourself.
XHH: Cut the crust and make different crafts from it.
A shrinker, for example.

I’m 16 years old, my boyfriend too, we’ve been dating for a year and a month, I’m a virgin, but today I gave him... It was painful... painful, but tolerable. He was squeezing to the end, but there was no blood... no drop... and my boyfriend says he didn’t feel the PLEVA broke... then there was no sensation... it was just pleasant that he went in and out... but there was no blood... I had a question why there wasn’t blood??? Does that mean that the neck just didn’t break? My boyfriend said that she didn’t feel like she was breaking up?????? I don't know what this helps.
ROFL: It’s really a mess – there must be a fountain of blood and the sound of rotting skin.
Try the refreshment!

I have a question to you.
to go.
Why do you put a point at the end of the sentence?

XXX: My last one broke all the records. After the phrase "All I leave you!" another hour painted on the road.

XXX: You are right. The Best Wives of Former Prostitutes
YYY : Why?
XXX: Yes, my during the mine decided to take in the mouth. Half a day bleeding. She didn’t like the sperm. I have tried something special a couple of times.
Are you a homicide?
XXX: Yes to her. I but youth when thin was calm to the member mouth got
YYY : The football. You’d better be a hummer.

20:55:15 [girl] private [boy] and why did you say that you would go to the psychiatric hospital for me when I start asking?
20:56:04 [boy] private [girl] because you don’t think, but you generate an asynchronous stream of unknown coding symbols

XXX: Release me from your philosophical status, please. I see you tonight with the banks "Jaguar".

I was with a friend on vacation in Karelia. Return home to Moscow. 300 km to the capital in the тверской region got into a dead traffic jams with a speed of 10 meters per hour. After half an hour of silence and 5 meters runs, a friend gives:
In Moscow, the war has begun, and the traffic jams in Leningrad are already beginning here.
We’ve been there for an hour and a half :)

Avira Antivirus Now Identifies Yandex.bar as a Multitab 6 Trojan
Lord, You have heard my prayers!

We have a lot of smart things, smart programs, smart homes, but, for a reason, idiots are getting more and more.

Valuev, I see, a versatile man: he sits in the Duma, he is engaged in boxing, he also starred in advertising - everywhere he was in his pocket...
YYY: It is that... when he goes out in the evening for a run, he first runs half a street from him, and then, realizing that he can not escape, give everything valuable from a pure heart. He thinks they are fans.

Love is evil, you will love the goat.
Love is good, you will love and you will love.

This is the battle of the bear with the goat :)

XXX is:
Fuck, how we’ve roasted the luck! Artist Grith, which the artist asked for today. He got poisoned, and the funniest thing yesterday was borrowed from him.
XXX is:
Buying the Devil :D
XXX is:
Ninja Skill Nihua is not pumped!

Dirk is Hi. Where have you been for two weeks?
Hard_Metal: Was I lying in the hospital, was I beaten?
Dirk: The guy how? You have been working as a soldier for 5.5 years. Is it a jump man?
Hard_Metal: Well, one was enough, for a long tongue, so me and Serge also attributed it.
Dirk: for details please.
Hard_Metal: Well, we are in the dressing room discussing that the anime of Fairy Tail is a boring range and everyone who looks at it bites I scratched them, etc.
Dirk: And what can you get for that?
Hard_Metal: Do you remember I told you about Kostyan who was the 2nd dan and world champion?
Dirk: Well, did he get struck too?
Hard_Metal: So, he has a tattoo of the emblem of Fairy Taylor on his shoulder, here he is our 2nd and told us what.
What did the coach do for him?
Hard Metal: What about the coach? He has been walking in the Rave master t-shirt for 3 years, for him slipped in the shower.

I lie in bed at night, tired and dissatisfied with everyone. My husband sits by, hugs me and gently tells me that I am his princess.
Until then I say to him that nothing like that is fucking me, not the princess.
For a while we were arguing who I was. I came to a compromise – I’m a shit.

zzz: oh, so I lost the phone... well how I lost... two people came in the street

The last summer in human history.