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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7085
 22.06.2008
like pop-up windows - quite the usual thing, but after one I wandered: three cows run through the screen, and then there is an advertisement - tetra пак!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7084
 22.06.2008
The Bear
Well there in the profile in general it is written that we meet.)
Stray
I did not see
The Bear
I didn’t expect it to happen.)
Stray
He grabbed you for your hair, he warmed you with a dough and said that you are now his female?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7083
 22.06.2008
The hypnotizing of the tea tree during boiling went to a qualitatively new level - now hypnotizing torrent)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7082
 22.06.2008
Congratulations to all Linux users! It is done!
June 17, 2008: Wine 1.0 Released

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7081
 22.06.2008
Icq is for theft :)
Yesterday I tested IMTEIL, from nothing to do began to spam the following text:

Security Bot from ICQ.
Do you want to lose your ICQ number?
To steal icq, hackers use a method of hacking passwords.
A special program scans huge dictionaries of different combinations and in case of coincidence you lose your icq number.
Recently, icq has gained access to a database of dictionaries used by hackers, and you can check if your password is in dictionaries or not.
sending it to the short number of the bot - (The number of one of my asecs, in the inf wrote something like PASS SECURITY BOT.)
In case of coincidence, the bot will send you a notification, and you can change the dangerous password.

Honestly, I just tested IMTAYL and couldn’t even think that so many people would behave on this biddu))) In the end, the users themselves sent pascys to me in aska xD


This is why I love to use any methods of SI here, and no potential victim will know. Respect for the author. = = )

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7080
 22.06.2008
Use as a response to letters of happiness:
And I heard that if you send a man who sent you this nonsense, then happiness will be much greater. Money is flowing through the river!! Verified!! I did not expect it myself!! At first I was afraid, I thought how, people, letters of happiness... and then suddenly naher... But then, I tried once and how I got gone!!!! In the last six months, I won 150 million in the lottery, bought an apartment, a car... I finished building a mansion!!! Money doesn’t say much, but I don’t believe it.
So go you on the go!! You will be happy!!! to
Send this message to everyone who has sent you a letter of happiness or other such nonsense. Do not break the chain. If you break, then your legs will take away, gradually, finger after finger, then the skin on your ass will start to peel and the bones will crumble. As a result, you are waiting for a life filled with doctors, medical books, urine tests and other sick battles.
Just copy it and send it to anyone who has ever sent you such letters.
And again, go on the go!! Good luck to you!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7079
 22.06.2008
My cat carries me cigarettes from everywhere.

XXX: I got a nail nail.
YYY: confused with the cigarette?
XXX is 😉
YYY: Do not disturb her feelings.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7078
 22.06.2008
I seem to be getting used to the new style of play of the Russian national team. So our team goes out in a wide field and almost an hour and a half loops into other people's gates, which will fly - then well. Here it is, the young man.

Z is.Really good guys!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7077
 22.06.2008
111: I can't stand anymore, standing tormented, what to do?
Exercise your hands.
Chapter 11: Shake Your Hands!
222: This is the same thing.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7076
 22.06.2008
Our victories will have no impact on demographics. Because in Europe, the men go after the match, the happy wives fuck, and our men go out to the streets.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7075
 22.06.2008
Beast: Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
The boy said, the boy did.
The Beast: The Jump
Bishops: 107
Beast:Bugoga 27 kg in principle eo a little
This must be dropped in a year, tolerantly.
I quit smoking for a year, I told my parents.
And if we go to the semi-finals.
Tags: drink broth
Meaning of alcohol
BOHCH: by year
The Beast: The Gigagogo
And if they win half-finish.
I’m getting married in a year, in real.
BOHCHH: on the
The beast will win the chip.
Tagged: clothes
I will take off the line, set the screw and sit under the screw for a year.
BOHHHHH: This is for nothing about the wind, we will take it later.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7074
 22.06.2008
crontab: I remembered, by the way, one category of teasers, who must click on everything several times, although one is enough.
They are Starcrafts. They are not necessarily cupcakes.

Is my mother a Starcraft? :D


You are too young to know everything about your mother.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7073
 22.06.2008
Shop of computer technology. C ( Consultant ) P ( Visitor )
Q: Do you have laptops with HP?
K: Not just with or without Vista.
P: Vista the winding wind
Q: It is with Linux.
Q: Is Linux a good wire?
Q: O_O...

Milk is twice as good as beer.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7072
 21.06.2008
I don’t watch the news at all: if something important happens, they’ll joke about it at Basha.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7071
 21.06.2008
"The game has started. During the performance of the Russian anthem over our sector, fans spread the Andreevsky flag, and in the center - a huge panel with Peter I. This whole composition symbolizes the historic victory over Sweden in the long-standing Northern War. Go ahead, Russia!"

And in the matches against Germany they will roll Stalin against the backdrop of the red flag?

And you said that? It will be... x_x

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7070
 21.06.2008
He is:
Well, on Friday we go to the wallpaper and go to the sexshop?? to


She
So unexpectedly, so unexpectedly! I have to think. Consider if you need a tapestry.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7069
 21.06.2008
by alawyer (19/06/2008)
And the fans are sitting crying))) the puzzles got..2-0...no, the Swedes should have known in advance the outcome of the battle....so historically it was))))

by net (19/06/2008)
The Mongols are just going to break their ass.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7068
 21.06.2008
A man at work said:
One man bought a car, all on the spot - a fire extinguisher, a pharmacy... Stops him like a haishnik - rights, documents, here and there, show, he says, a pharmacy, and the man in it no time since the day of purchase and did not look, well gets it and gives it to the haishnik, the one opens it and begins to slowly slide under the car. It turned out that in the pharmacy box is only a set of "child doctor", a plastic hammer, a baby syringe and a toy thermometer.
c) the back

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7067
 21.06.2008
I am a millionaire ;)
What topics do you like to talk about?
Cynical Fairy
on the topic of the influence of the balance of radicals and conformists on the social order, sometimes on the topic of the Gilbert space of quantum field states and operators acting in it
I am a millionaire ;)
Do you like intimacy?
Cynical Fairy
Heterosexual intercourse is one of the most common forms of human sexual life.
I am a millionaire ;)
Are you a virgin?
Cynical Fairy
considering from what points of view to consider this question, because it is possible to sleep with a hundred partners not to feel moral unity with them, and at the level of feelings, to remain a virgin, the opposite option is possible
I am a millionaire ;)
Translated into Russian, I don’t understand.
Cynical Fairy
Do you not understand my way of expressing thoughts? So how do you communicate with people? I can’t talk about intimacy with someone who doesn’t understand the words frustration and conformism.
:):) Millionaire;);) (01:02:37 20/06/2008)
Write it normally.
Cynical Fairy
Fuck, I’ve been explaining to you in scientific and popular language for 15 minutes – GO ON!!!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7066
 21.06.2008
YYY: Would you be able to date a girl who has undergone a gender change surgery to be a girl?
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WOW : Why?? to
xxx: Imagine, I went to a restaurant with her, there and there, the matter comes close, I get my male device, and she: rgh, and I had more!

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