Children’s radio program "Musical greetings"
Who called us?
Hello, my name is Artem! I want to pass on a greeting to Van, Masha, Egor, Mom, Dad, Victor Tsoy, although he is already dead, grandmother and grandfather!

– I’ve done home cleaning... Ηwho doesn’t need the CCCP 1989-1990 3d calendars?))
This is not an archaeology, it is an archaeology. :)

by Nikita 2:57
I walked the street like that.
I am surrounded by fanatics.
In five minutes, I walked with the Bible and the calendar with God.

by Olga 2:58
and I meet a representative of another sect... and here you are already going with the Bible and the calendar and a discount voucher in the video)

The news:
In Stavropol, the research and development department of sheep and goats has created its own operating system called Ivan OC.

The commentary:
The second time I re-read the sentence... and constantly instead of the word "created" read the word "developed".

XXX: Money remains 5k until the end of the month, and I still need to buy shoes
YYY: What do you know about the problems with buying shoes, a person with no-47 size?

>> I wonder who in a healthy mind and a solid memory will use Arduino in industrial development?

Messie, I beg you... like dirt. Because it is easy and accessible even Uncle Cole from Telemaster. And in our country and not only in the countryside, all kinds of pellets are rotated on the arduins, such as meat mowers and other dryers of goats and sticks.

They look like technicians. Dark and scary. And it all goats. And the men with a table-sized fence spades load the stove into the serving bunker. However, pellets are cheaper than in the district by 1000p / ton. And in the midst of all this, the technological process controller flashes with a bloody red LED. Just on Arduin with some shell, wrapped in a blue isolant. And where near the crust, the unsaturated BigBag is slowly filled with pellets.

And there is a packing line in packs of 15 kg... But there is quite a horror and I didn’t go there.

Seriously read books on, say, "Ancient Slavic martial arts, the technique of which has been fully restored by three mentions in the art literature of the kind "And then he flew with his fist into the bowl."

Recently there were voices in my head, but a week later they said they contacted me in vain because I was fucking fucked.

in the mail. Delivery of packages. It is an intelligent type of man.

Here is his turn, and he turns to the operator:

I need a package from Krasnodar, please see.

The name?

The Eplans.

The operator looks at the computer and then answers:

No, I haven’t come yet. The next!

— Wait, — the man begins to worry, — it can’t be. Must come already! Please look again!

- Yes, no, - after the re-check the operator says, - man, do not delay my turn!

I must say, she has to come!

Give me your passport, I may have made a mistake in my name.

When he opened his passport, he exclaimed:

Why did you not specify that your name is written by "P"? ! to

Lin is sweet! Well, click on this site "Best", and then - choose the year 2004-2005. Do you see? How many masterpieces are waiting for their realization! And you spend your time and talent on all of 2017.

A client came and took an arbalet for rent. He came for additional arrows.
With a dozen shots, two arrows are lost. The first lost because they targeted incorrectly - went above the shield in a clean field.
And the second?
- The second is much more funny: in order to find the first we shot from the same place and in the same direction. Well, type, she should fall in the same place...

I used to buy a modem (in the people called a whistle). I picked Megaphone and went to the communication salon. I make a purchase. A girl counseling at the computer. 5 minutes, 10, 15... It’s already angry, almost sweaty. I ask :
I have any problems?
Yes, the internet does not load.
(I) How is it so? I buy modems from you, and you have a breakdown with the internet. Maybe I chose Megaphone in vain?
We have a rooster here.
0 to Rostelecom? Why not Megaphone?
d) The connection is not very good. Oh... 0_o

Disney is filming in Russia super-popper fairy tale blockbuster "The Last Knight"!
WOW: It’s strange that it’s not "the ultimate rich man".

xxx: It turned out that "propizdel" is a table of product properties. How terrible to live.

Beria: And the story of the batteries was remembered as follows: some "communal service" announced that they would successively change the batteries in the house for new ones. And indeed, in the morning came a van, from there came out men in specialties and with a tool. Shustro went through the apartments, turning off the old radiators and pulling them down, into the truck. After turning out a large number of batteries, the men said, “All, tomorrow we will bring and put new batteries... and no one has seen them again.” The old batteries were found at the point of receipt of metal.

Jacker2000: I have such Energy Savers from LLC bowed with cancer.Sunul "inspector" certificate of red with the flag of Russia and command tone informed that the counter is late and need to be changed.And here I suffered.I asked once again the certificate to read and read what there LLC....enabled "partial on the hospital"....with the words of the happy call and go to give explanations on where the certificate with the state symbol from. and the herb. The man was somewhat upset and put it all out.. the firm there then there that.. I am making orders, sorry don't sit in the tower... let go))

I go with my little nephew around the country village, show him the sights, I say, "This tree was planted when I was, like you, 7 years old, see how huge it grew."
He judgingly looks at me, on the tree, and speaks in such an indifferent tone:
"So when it was, millions and millions of years ago"

A father and a daughter aged 4 to 5.
Suddenly a girl on the street: You are a whisper!
Dad stressed: Nuka Nuka, where did you hear that word?
The girl is modest: I invented it myself :)

I go to the courts. Three young boys are playing football. One pulled the ball too hard, so it stumbled on the track in front of me.

“Take the ball,” the boys shouted.

I rush and unexpectedly even wrinkle the ball to their side. The first, and the only time I not only hit the ball, but also pulled it with enough strength and in the right direction.

thank you! I hear a loud choir.

You see, even a girl beats better than you.

Fighting with Matt is not good. But fighting well without a mate will not work.