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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7065
 21.06.2008
From the forum:
The world has become more humane... Under Poltava the balls were metal"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7064
 21.06.2008
In the forum created a topic about green tea. (I wanted to start drinking, and how to cook - hz.) And he was infected while not soaked with leafy leaves cut... Blowing down, in the topic then wrote that 400-500 ml is enough for a table of one teaspoon... I poured 6-7. to eject. When I came in 20 minutes (it was necessary to go away) I got a full teaspoon of leaves and a strange fluid... The fluid is significantly more viscous, according to sr. with water (which is very hot). I only drank green tea a few times. And I thought that it was normal, just water to be diluted... Shed 1:3 water and drank. Blue, Blue... It’s hard to say, but it looks like nothing worse I’ve never tried :) Raw green tea. concentration of 600-700% :) Deadly dose of 300g :))

and idiotism. It sounds like:
And I like to create a topic on the forum "how to cut a butterfly"... I never cut a butterfly before, only bread. I told them to cut it with a knife, and I already cut it with a spoon... and there were such small pieces. I thought there was nothing wrong and blinked.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7063
 21.06.2008
A couple of history of Belarus. A fairly free-thinking historian, we understand Belarus at the present stage, we come to the fact that everything is bad, in fact, and he asks the question: "Why?"

The girl from the first part: "People uninitiative go! In pre-revolutionary Russia at least once every three years a tsar was murdered!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7062
 21.06.2008
Pipetz, I went past the server room today, I see the door open and Odmin is sitting inside, UPSam hands pumping...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7061
 21.06.2008
HHH
Oh yes...
HHH
My happiest days were in the Soviet Union.
WOWU
I was born in the middle of the breakdown.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7060
 21.06.2008
I tried to find out about the relationship in the basement. as well as congratulating, writing necrologues, quoting yourself as if you were a great man, from any stupid phrase of which everything is crazy. Cite the site, then add the quotations. I have no respect for this monologue either. But they hit. I am not going to write "plus". Whoever agrees will read and agree in silence.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7059
 21.06.2008
And now we have to have a practical task on Photoshop... The main difficulty is that we don’t have Photoshop. and c)
But we have our computer expert who can draw a photoshop on a board on a scale of 1:1, with all the panels, brushes and menus. I feel, if he in addition to one marker to give three - he will show us all this happiness in color, and if there is a roll of transparent film - will show in practice how layers work in the photoshop.
There is a belief that computers have survived themselves. Computer is the man of the future.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7058
 21.06.2008
Q: Listen, did you have a laser printer?
At work yes...
Q: How did you manage it?
Olga: lasers and system administrators :)
X: Did they do it on the spot or took the cartridges with them?
Olga: on a cartridge for one laser literally and everything is ready :)
Q: Is it in place? I need to sleep like powder.
Olga: well, I don't know, maybe they put a powder in their way and poured it, I don't know:) what powder to use - it's everyone's personal matter:))
Olga: the main thing remember: the lasers are powered by lasers, the matrix - by matrices, and the jet - by streams:))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №7057
 21.06.2008
To not think long, you have to think constantly.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7056
 21.06.2008
I try to call the court department. Everyone is constantly busy.

Seven phones, the call is clearly broken. I call the ATS. Response of Operator

He shouted to tears: “Are you calling the courts? We are for them.

Payment is disabled!”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №7055
 21.06.2008
After watching the match Russia-Sweden, the thought arose, and not whether to hire us in

The Dutch President of Russia?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7054
 21.06.2008
This quote plus everyone who has not appeared in the ACE contact ICQ System.
I want to know the approximate number of Selected who have captured the Matrix=)
Lameover

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7053
 21.06.2008
An ordinary sunny day.
Nothing to do...
I decided to wash the car. As it turned out later...
I washed the body, went to the salon, started dusting, understood that it was no longer a pity to give money to the washing machine, because the floor in the "Zubile" could only come up with a Russian engineer, as in advertising "difficult places" everywhere... I already had the dust cleaner to scratch, the whole stuff, and here I made a fatal mistake shit...
Having removed the rear seats, got into the car and started dusting, so as not to break away from the process decided to smoke right in the car, smarter than anything to come up with how to shake the ashes directly into the sucking tube of the vacuum cleaner, the coal burned so much that I liked it and I smoked another one, and finally unplugged, so as not to be especially sprinkled, I decided to throw the second pipe straight into the vacuum cleaner... Instant reaction, I could not think before that the reactive engine of internal "combustion" can be made with my own hands from the Chinese vacuum cleaner and untouched furnace.
The verdict: the dust cleaner of the Khan...(-600r.)
washing the ceiling, glass from copot (-350p)
Smoking should be stopped...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7052
 21.06.2008
Real excerpts from the forum
Tasiya08: Girls, I looked closer here in connection with the preparation - horror, I find that wrinkles above the upper lip have already begun to appear! Who knows how to cut them? Is there any gymnastics?

Super Baby: The best way is to raise the bottle with stretched lips. Do you drink mineral? Here you take the bottle, put it on the table, and with stretched lips you take it from the table and up, so that the nose is touched. One minute in the morning, one minute in the evening. In a month it will be okay.

Within a week...
Superbaby: Tasya08, I do not answer in person at all. You do everything wrong: the bottle must be
1) 0.6 liters
2) Plastic
It is empty!!! to

Superbaby, what’s more, we’ve almost grown up here for our wedding?


The Estonian blonde.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7051
 20.06.2008
Aaa to!! to
In the Republic of Chad one download FireFox 3.0!
Bring it to the top - we will support the developing country's AyTishnega))))

Let the oak be better!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7050
 20.06.2008
I was in the yard tonight. Kakieto fools pulled out from the first floor, the extender pulled the plasma and the mouse center, made the bars in front of it, the center was rolled on the whole.. and the 25 men were sitting under the beer orals, sick for our... really can’t do the mouse center! The mints came, someone apparently caused a sleep hinder (only about 2 minutes after our hit.... they were poured and they sat down to the end with the men, and then chased on the bean, waving the flags in the courtyard and off the road to Kuban)))))))
Sick for Russia!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7049
 20.06.2008
The social question. I need to interview 25 people. Then count, the schemes are all there. motivation of work. I interviewed the Aitishnikov, calculated... the predecessor said to rework and question normal adequate people :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7048
 20.06.2008
Volchenok
I killed him... I killed him...
Tagged@
whom?? to
Volchenok
I lived there... a little furry creature... he grew up in our pot! This is so dull, silver! rose, multiplied and ate peelings!!! And when I washed him in the bathroom, he looked at me so complainingly and seemed to have said the word - Daddy.
Tagged@
and bl!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7047
 20.06.2008
Talk a guy with a girl
D. Hello
P. to Hello
D. How old are you?
by p.20
D. And what will we do then?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7046
 20.06.2008
I have two swimsuits, one blue and one grey, but I’m still fat.

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