She: Lana... I’ve gone... I’m about to get rid of... and then she’s killed... dreaming of me?? to

I will try)

He is: Listen

He: And when I'm going to sleep, do I sleep with a condom or without it?

4Polinka > Y)I have a momko chiter)
Rothschild > How is it?
4Polinka > She bought in our subway tokens for 8 rubles and used them in Peter instead of Peter's 18 rubles.

Love is like a sapphire: you make a mistake once in your life.

of France. Department of Cardiology. The patient I am.

I know (I wrote it a week ago). This time with

The urological problem. The doctors of the receptor, not wisely, again

They pushed him into our department on the principle "who is the last is the father".

Going around, I am going. the department. The Great Boss, seeing this picture,

He begins to scream. They say, urds in the receiver, all of them on the drum, nafiga then

More specialization, since cardiologists still treat everything in a row. “And indeed

Five him to whom you match, once he is already with us, we must now go and

to give urologists to bed in their department" (Free French

and translation). “Tatiana, will you do that?” In a few seconds people

He compared these two phrases, lying everyone, including the Boss. High anyway

Requirements for officers in Europe.

Russian athletes have a new entertainment:

Come to the competition in Lithuania, take the first place there and force

Lithuanians listen to forbidden music.

Amy and Gentlemen! Please help me! I struggle with a girl, all I need is to show my feelings to her! write something like "Love Sasha" in contact her id- 640468, thank you in advance!
Z is. If you are not lazy, put a plush, understand! She is very dear to me...

>>> O_o More successful attempt to finally get rid of a girl I have not seen yet!


Sasha, you understand that now you have little of what they will not give, but they will also cut off the yaiza! Go up to 10,000!

Wronged the window and sent a message to the girl who was going to send the boss about network printers.

She: I have two girlfriends, you can come with a friend or friends ;)

I (thinking I am writing to the Boss): and they must be accessible through hell? Is it colored there?

She: You are a fourth satanist and a perverse!!! Do not write me anymore!! to

(I think I’m ignored now)

(About the exam)
Q: Do you have a machine?
I mean yes ?
I mean PESDA!D 5 or 4?
It is 4 =)
For 5 days... knowledge is not enough!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do you need to jump knowledge to 5?
I’m afraid to introduce myself ?
I think about 15 knowledge =))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I would have tried to know if I had not had Ivanova. She is unknown!
Per she just needs more knowledge?
and noah. They say that she once gave her knowledge, and she broke them and did not make a calculation!

ex-slym: I grabbed the shit when a big picture was shown in the sector of Swedish fans of some pedicure in a yellow cock costume and next to a transvestite in a blue dress and here the commentator shouts out: here on your screens is a sad Swedish family.

Why are you called Yoshi?
Because I am Joe.
Why Joe?
“Because, nick I have "The blow to Yo".
Why hit Yoh?
“Because I’m on my head, you take me away!”! to

A wise and evil beast.
The whole world is stunned by his ability to steal unnoticed.

Group: Modest and complex to bypass the side!
Theme: Your dreams and fantasies!
Loginov Alexey: I dream of a stewardess in the plane, fucking it is probably a gesture!! to
Anastasia Vorobyeva: In an empty wagon of the subway or a bus.
Dmitry Minakov: With two charming bi!
Dr. House: And I dream of creating an army of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with eight-angle bodies that will drain the blood of all people.

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I’ve seen what happens when the Casper and Doctor Webb are strained... The system dies within two, from the force of three minutes...
As usual, they didn’t recognize each other, and then they started fighting. Webb, hearing the death, decides to destroy the offspring of the enemy and climbs to scan the booty area of the system, looking where Kasper hid his eggs and does it on a large scale - he just blocks it all, it system-just-enabled, such as an arrow of eggs to capture you for example... And only at the last moment feels like his eggs, crushed in the booty area of dying Webb, confident in his divine origin and high purpose, all in foolish ideas about the domination of the world, the screw and the system defeats his enemy with a decisive blow... And only at the last moment he feels like his eggs, crushed in the booty area of dying Webb, break off and fly to the fucking dogs... They say that the man who

<zov>: Great in the country. And also rugged.
Mr. N, who is embarrassed by a car, has a little daughter. When the mother allows her to walk in the yard, it demands that the daughter does not enter the corner of the house. To see it from the window. Like all normal children, the girl runs the storm just beyond this corner. And her mother decided to scare her, saying that a stranger uncle would take her there.
Today's children on the pot will just not be taken, the daughter with a lame smile began to bite, as the name of this uncle. The mother made the first nonsense that came to her mind: “The bearded Sisadmin.” The girl was suddenly impressed, silenced, no more questions came. All this has somehow been forgotten.

So, the company gathered at the country, daughter N and his wife were taken with them. The company was including a system administrator, of course, the jokes about his profession began. At some point, a child with a wild reef "a-a-a, bearded Sisadmin" in horror crashes and moves to the side of the alley, almost taking out the metal gates into which the car enters. They calmed down, but at first they had to calm themselves from unexpected fear.
Mothers, think what you say to your children.

(A very old professor explains how to solve the task)
Student: But this is written in the book...
Professor: He taught me in three!

School status in contact: Children, it’s time for exams! Do not violate my brain. Learn at least anything!! to

Meanwhile, I broke up in the middle of the night with shells. At least now my parents know that I at least sometimes eat...

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A blonde with eggs. It is something new...

...yes, I need to go to pay for the internet, or at 12 o'clock my router will turn into a pumpkin o_o

Fuck... I recently learned that if your neighbor dies in the room in the shelter, then you are closed the session automatically... Sduru told the neighbor... Now we walk and cheer each other. The knives disappeared somewhere.

Chuvak, you realize that you have just put Russia, Ukraine and Belarus on the brink.