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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34658
 17.08.2010
- = flash = -
Fuck the M agent! They took and introduced the function of saving correspondence on the mail server.
I picked up and cleaned up in time, or I had a compromise there for a month accumulated for divorce and eight years in prison O_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34657
 17.08.2010
Message from FM:
Even all-eating Chinese are cautious, remembering the unique scandal with Chery Tiggo, when the world first created a surprising precedent – the Russians set up a counterfeit release of Chinese counterfeits.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №34656
 17.08.2010
At us at work, in the walls of the cabinets there are windows out into the corridor, so that you can see who and what is going on. My table is like that window. I sit here today, I write the project, I listen to the play. In the headsets is played NOIZE MC ''s many business's, a song about the hard fate of the animal park, on which people care every day. I raise my head, and I go through the window, with the interior I observe the delegation of the offenders. and :(

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34655
 17.08.2010
xxx: I am surprised how in the Post of Russia are treated to mail
I'm afraid to order electronics in Japan
yyy: hoping forward I remember, they don’t even wrap fragile in their poppy packaging
xxx: hm, you can actually write to them in the sapport that you need to write on shipments to Russia "Care, fuck, fragile!"
yyy: better "Aware, fucking, fragile, fucking you will get"
xxx: "Care, fucking, fragile, naked, fucking you will get"
yyy: "Care, fucking, fragile, naked, fucking you get, fucking"
XXX: Yes, it is like that

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34654
 17.08.2010
See also:
I went crazy, this world. I now have a bunch of strawberries under the window. In the hats such, in sports costumes. Do you think they stumble? No is! They dance under the song from K/F "Gentlemen of Luck"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34653
 17.08.2010
Benefits of R-admin
by Vasla:
The new cashier girl sits in the ash, writes letters and doesn't look at the screen - I sit her letters slowly remove... :)
by Vasla:
I’ll read it, it’ll read it, it’ll read it and it’ll do it again!!!! to
by Vasla:
We are all in the office XD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34652
 17.08.2010
"Cigarettes with turf - remember the taste of summer"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34651
 17.08.2010
I need proteins!
Why do you have a white? O_O
XHH: The protein is subdued.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №34650
 17.08.2010
X: I had a pvp here under the window. and. In short, the 2nd small - year and a half - one with a sword, and the other with a rod with a butterfly. He ran after her, ran away. and. A sword, a sword. and. without a result. She turned, kaaaak will give him this rod - he immediately fell, threw the sword and cried))

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34649
 17.08.2010
Mohammad Kadyrov - Hero of Russia, Borya Moiseev - Order of Merit to the Fatherland.
They have their own Russia.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34648
 17.08.2010
Next Next post: “Three Heroes and the Shamahan Queen”
Judging by the name, not for children.
3: It's good that there are only 3 heroes, not 33, as long as such a cartoon until the end...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34647
 17.08.2010
X: Why did you put a MacBook?? to
It’s all the fault of Heroes 3.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34646
 17.08.2010
Greetings to you, Juliet

<Volchica> Hi, this is not just Yulienko

Rousseau is fine, I will not be kind.

RUSL@N fool is stupid, you fool when you pay me back the debt, are you frigid?! to

Is Rush better?

<Volchica> so honestly

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34645
 17.08.2010
To this end, two laws (surprising diligence) were adopted: “On the maintenance of dogs and cats in the Tomsk region” and some amendments were made to the Code of Administrative Offences of the Tomsk region.

Let’s start with the first law.
Three Owners of pets are prohibited from:
3) walking dogs in the state of alcoholic, narcotic or other toxic intoxication.

If you have a tax alcoholic, be careful.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34644
 17.08.2010
(Discussing what to buy a child to school)
Nyuss: The diary is possible
with the wounds =)))
Ksu: Nothing better with dawns for me
Ksu: though
What we know about modern youth.
Ksu: Hm
Nyuss: This is what I am talking about.
Buy with cats, you won’t miss it.
QS: QS is QS is QS
Ksu: this is probably how our grandmothers thought to give for 18 years trousers with anchors


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34643
 17.08.2010
The emergence of the Internet sharply reduced the appearance of the word yuh on the fences

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34642
 17.08.2010
I put a newly purchased automatic air refresher on the closet. Now, every 18 minutes, the whole family hopes on a chair from surprise when he works.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34641
 17.08.2010
Whatever nonsense the head invented, what a wicked tongue did not say, what curved hands did not make, wherever the angry legs did not bring, it all comes to the ass.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34640
 17.08.2010
Why can’t you wash the mantle? What if I got slightly wet?

Seva answers: speaking all the secrets of the world will be revealed and the third eye will be cut.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34639
 17.08.2010
Description on site:
Compressed air bubble Dust Off 67 Plus. A strong stream of compressed air (pressure of about 55 atm.You can easily remove dust, scraps, splashes of welding and flow from inaccessible places. You can, of course, blow yourself, but to ensure a pressure of 55 atmospheres, you will have to work hard.

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